/hoc/

no more memes, very serious edition

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Pic related is unrefutable.

What is wrong with dis niggas face

Before anyone picks on Nuge, it should be noted that he, unlike everyone else on that list (especially "QMJHL pussy league" Mackinnon) he played outside the OHL. The WHL is by far the grittiest and toughest league in the CHL.

WHL > OHL > QMJHL, as far as tough/grit is concerned.

Mongol genetics.

Why and how is the WHL the toughest and grittiest league in the CHL? Is it because of all the big farm boys that play there?

Do you think he is a virgin

No.

If he was he definitely is not by now

What are some examples of memes you guys like?

people just pick on him because he is an underwhelming 1st overall. he's luck yakupov is on the same team, or he'd be feeling a lot more heat

Sup Forums not being a weeaboard is my favorite maymay

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Elite.

>that hairline

Why are you covering yours up user? Are you projecting?

BRB /hoc/ goin to pick up NHL 17

tell me how it is pls

Finlan

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Is he The Prince Who Was Promised?

Tfw no hockey

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What real human bean

triggered

Finland versus United states of america in ice hockey tonight at 3 am finnish standard time, be there or be squirrel

sorry. 2 am

Couple hours of sleep before and a fridge full of beer

Is he Cell key material?

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Still don't know who this is
Is it mark stone

>our goalie

The monkey will leave one hockey starts, right? Right..?

It's likely. I'll eventually get bored, but I'll try to make Nicholas Cage rage at me again.

>only 98%
We gotta do something about this
Lmao why is pk playing goalie

Stop listing us as white.

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Rooting for you tonight Binland even though pic related isn't even in the meme cup.

Thank you, greatest ally kanada.

thanks

>yousa

you KNOW what is going to happen

gonna root for Finland too

You guys are comfy AF and don't mock >my ecxcuse of a team (fucking Europe) all the time

thanks for all the support guys, lets unite against the true evil(usoa)

USA is our ally you mong

Oilers year

Finlands year

Reminder that whatever happens at garyb owl, this year has been the biggest in Finnish hockey history since 1995.

reeee

just release NHL17 already bettman

I'm gonna relocate Coyotes to Las Vegas as the Las Vegas Nighthawks

Relocate the Sens to Hartford or Markham
Relocate one of the Florida teams to Seattle
Relocate Coyotes to KC.
Relocate Canes to Saskatoon

>bulju :D
>virgin

:D

>bulju :D
>virgin

:D

You now remember that Johnny Gaudreau still doesn,t have a contract.

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C U C K E D

Finland, Canada, and Latvia are all fucking shitholes. Only Sweden, Russia and UK are my allies. All you other mongs? Fuck off!

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Roope more like Poope

>btfo by canada
>9-11 memorial day
>btfo by finland
its been a rough few days for americoons

>finniggers

>implying Americoons don't like getting anally raped and humiliated

They live that #cucklifestyle

>According to Michel Vileneuve during an interview on 106.9 FM Mauricie, Montreal Canadiens head coach Michel Therrien told a handful of people that Max Pacioretty is the worst captain in Habs history

Are the >hasb the memest NHL team?

>wanna start watching hockey
>don't know where to start
Help /hoc/

1. support the hokkei club closest to you
2. shitpost here

That would be Buffalo then I guess. Although I do have a local team in my city but idk what league they play in they're the Niagara Ice Dogs

NEW FANS NOT WELCOME

Seriously though, has the right idea. Also, stay clear from Armenia and be aware of the fact that some American posters don't understand that Canada is the best hockey nation.

>buffalo
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

im not sure if canadians are allowed to support americoon teams tho

>buffalo
Fuck bud, may as well not get into hokkei

Hocgeneral.com is dead

>tfw no local ice hokkei club
>tfw no junior league near me

It would be da leafs then although they're ridiculously shit from what I've heard. I also know plenty of Canadians who support American teams so idk if that matters.
Don't we have the most gold count at the Olympics and international competitions and shit? I thought we were the undisputed GOAT's

>buffalo

huh... what's the second closest hockey team?

World cup of hockey is on so start with that one

Outside of the World cup you can try to see some real meme stuff happen by watching some european leagues (EBEL, KHL, DEL, NLA) before NHL starts

and to "I can't see the puck" argument, watch the players not the puck, seeing how they move gives you a feeling where the puck is

who the hell let you in here

Can I support a AHL team, user?

Hi new guy. Always here to help. Your other country men on here are fags and cucks though.

Start by watching the tram closest to you. Go to a game if you can. Then you slowly get attached to said team and become a hockey fan.

Also, never only follow the puck. Follow the action and the guy with the puck too. You will understand what I mean later

Monkey see, monkey enter, monkey ignore mathposting

If you're picking Leafs or Sabres you might as well bandwagon some other teams

where did you get this picture of me

Let's go Finlandia, the Murricans ain't shit.

just googled average brazilian m8

disappointed canada

Cheer for >my team, the Edmonton Oilels. >We're fucking terrible, but we have McDavid and Puljujarvi, and >we just signed Lucic. No other team can compete with that level of memery.

please delet this picture of me

Sure
Might go with Senators, Flyers, Penguins or the Sharks
I watch alot of soccer and from what I've seen its somewhat similar to hockey

you are looking fine m8 its ok
OUR YEAR

>he doesn't know about the Ottawa ''Canadian team with an internal cap'' Senators

The not seeing the puck is a denial meme.

WHEN IS HOCKEY

7pm est
you shouldnt watch tho it is going to get ugly

I can't wait until we finally get some pictures of McDavid and Pulju together. My mind is going to implode.

4u

SOCHI WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

Reminder to give all your (You)s to Finland, they will need them to defeat the (You)SA

>we're the undisputed goat

FIN-LAND, FIN-LAND, FIN-LAND