Trying new things. I'm drunk /b and up to try new things. Anal and cutting already done. Any suggestions?

Trying new things. I'm drunk /b and up to try new things. Anal and cutting already done. Any suggestions?

sharpie in pooper

anal cutting
thank me later

Already done like a year ago.

Give yourself 3rd degree burns on your crotch.

Does anal tearing count?

Try getting your life together, that ones fun but 10/10 difficult

Drunk not stupid /b ro

tearing? like tears? crying?
nigga that's anal leakage

Naw I feel like being a waste upon humanity. Maybe in a few days I do it.

Wow.

I wish I could be as cool and edgy as you.

Srsly.

Love, a 10 year old.

suicide?

"love a 10 year old" good suggestion but they will all be in bed I think

But you're stupid enough to get drunk?

That moment when no one knows your age on the internet. Fuck I could be a hyper intelligent dog.

You're cutting wrong. Do us a favor and finish the job right.

Down the river, not across the stream, user.

Gin?

Uretha sounding

Maybe 20 years from now. But not today.

...

Go out and murder an unsuspecting stranger.

>double edge

cutting anal

:DD

here in australia a simple mosquito does a better job than this

If you were that intelligent you would neither visit a shit page like Sup Forums nor make even shittier threads on it.

Mosquito's aren't faggots looking for attention though.

I can second this statement. Shit fucks you up if you dont have any mozzie spray.

headphones on listen to vaporwave mix on max volume
>>the whole thing bitch

>>mfw op ded

Cutting at 18 is attention seeking? Did it as a dare but didn't enjoy it one bit.

Doing a dare seems like attention seeking to me, now if there was money involved then there is some incentive other than your friends knowing that you did it

abuv teh influenz

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