Have you apologized yet, Sup Forums?

Have you apologized yet, Sup Forums?

>le score in small matches man
>le needs the entire team to be built around him so he can score man

>Manchester derby
>Small match

Doesn't sound like an apology to me

>has 45 minutes to score an equalizer at home against the enemy
>doesn't do it

i ain't apologizing for shit

"sorry"

APOLOGIZE

Sorry for your loss.

>goalie makes huge mistake
>he finishes as he should

wow what a game changer

>Le choke in Champions league man
>Le miss 100 ocassions in big games man
>Le have a worst Goal/Cap ratio than Pedro in Barça man

made me think

Jesus Christ, even Stoke have 3 champions league winners in there team.

JUST

should have had 2 though tbqh, that miss is worse than all he scored

I willfully apologize. I'm sorry you had to choose ManU, Zlatan

>scores goal as he should
>misses an easier chance somehow
>fucks up Rashford's lovely goal

Sorry you're so shit Zlatan.

>scores a fancy volley after a goalkeeper fuck up
>misses 2 piss easy chances
>fucks up Rashford's goal
>liability for 99% of the game
kek

sorry.. i guess..

Ultimate goal babby. If he didn't score he wouldn't have nearly the plaudits he gets.

Glad we showed the exit door to this arrogant entitled cunt.
I prefer to lose without Zlatan than to win with him

Sorry based Zlatan. I thought you'd only score 10 goals in the PL but you're blowing me the fuck out.

Now you're just being retarded, m8

will you ever recover?

>lose 50 goal striker
>replace him with nobody

please explain this to me

>Irrelevant since 2011 or earlier
>Apologize

fuck you.

Cavani.

>Cavani

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YO YOU SHOULD HAVE SENT HIM TO CHINA AND BOUGHT A REAL STRIKER

He still scored in the Manchester Derby though which makes what you said invalid

Also, if you can not recognize ibra for the world class striker he his then you clearly know fuck all about football

Retard

...

Zlatan is poor man's Pohjanpalo

Is he Teemu Pukki but actually good?

The volley was nice, and he's scored some goals, but it really is a matter of time till he is found out and made anonymous.

All teams gotta do is push up the park as he's got no pace to get in behind a defense. Press United in their third and he is virtually eliminated as a force.

It's what everyone did to PSG, and what Citeh did to United mind you. Teams in the PL just need to grow a pair of balls and remember that United are a small team now - they can be pressed.

>I prefer to lose without Zlatan than to win with him

>le 34 year old witty small game striker-man

"Manchester United are going to win the league because they have Ibrahimovic"

Pukki has like 15 goals and 5 assists in 10 matches this season.

i dont think he ever even played in the finals. after he left inter and barca they both won the next season, barca actually have won it the year before he joined iirc

>Cavani

Even you dont actually believe this, i can tell

So did Ihenacho, he must be just as good

Cavani just scored after 1 minutes of play agaonst Arsenal in the Champions's league (which Ibra doesn't play at MU btw)

Eat that bitch

Cavani is shit, you know it. He'll score 15-20 goals this season, and you will still rate him

Yea he's shit but at least he can score against big teams and important goals at that. ahhahaha

i'm not comparing him against Ibrahimovic, i have been following Cavani since he came to PSG and if you think he will replace Ibrahimovic or an other 30+ goalscorer you're gonna be disappointed

another*

I know, there is a problem in attack at PSG, and even in defense I think because they sold Luiz in a day and I'm not happy about it.
But we don't need a guy who scores 50 goals with 90% of them being 6-0 against small irrelevant matches.
We are stronger without Ibra and as long as Ibra will play at MUC, MUC will not win the CL.
We'll maybe score less but win more in CL.

But is he in the Champions League tho?

I see, but atleast Emery is playing the youth players, but i don't think PSG will get further in CL than last year

Oh Cavani is being Cavani like always.

Tell me how he did after that