She flirts with you at a party

>She flirts with you at a party
wat do?

Ask if she has a penis

Beat "her" to death and leave "her" by the side of the road.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away, I don't like trannies.

...

Ask her to show me her pussy. No dick. Cool. Let's move to the part where we have dumb unprotected sex .
Boom end of thread

masturbate

Suck his dick in the bathroom then fuck him in the ass.

*unzips dick*

>No dick
>Cool

>You're not fooling anyone, mister

That's a dude, baby.

Getting the hell out of the place. She looks like she's going to spit the whole Ayn Rand book collection on me.

Kick him in the nuts

Fuck it. A hole's a hole, and she's got a nice ass.

Any nudes?

Ask if we can 69.

Grab her by the pussy, oh wait...

Probably knock her up like I do with everyone.

>fuck it

underrated

Waw I must be lucky, totally go for it ! She seems legit and pretty

tell him i don't dig dudes

Thumb blast that shit box

>knock her up
>her
Kek

Exactly what I was gonna say
Except ask "it" if it has a penis, since we are asking what gender it is, we do not yet no, so it is an it until declared. And maybe not even then if it does have a penis, but says it's a female.

I remember when he claimed to be straight back in the day. Shame, his body was amazing then.

No doubt with a completely hetero erection the entire time...

offer advice of suicide to cure the mental illness

>She

It wouldn't be the only thing that you're going to be spit with.

Assume shes a SJW because thats usually all I attract

It's your lucky day, he is not

I'd suck her feminine penis

name pls

Oh its a dude? God damn traps. I cant trust anyone anymore

Okay I didn't see that second pic. First pic was passable but second has man written all over it.

I change my answer to

> Punch the mentally ill weirdo in the face

Laugh while my wife stomps her guys out

hit that shit. pretend the penis isn't there, I ain't no faggot but I tear that ass up

Natalie Mars

>me at a party

Is she biologically female or a faggot?

She's biologically a faggot

...

I would fuck the shit out of Natalie Mars, no homo

Enjoy life in prison, plenty more cock for you to enjoy there.

basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random trap pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis

sorry, im not a faggot.

i think u mean 180

found the newfag. guys, he's over here...