Can someone tell me why women are not allowed to play for barcelona in laliga or man utd in the epl without being an...

can someone tell me why women are not allowed to play for barcelona in laliga or man utd in the epl without being an edgy teen from Sup Forums? There are heaps of women like alex morgan who are just as fast and technically gifted as the men. Why cant a team like real madrid sign alex morgan for e.g? Shell be good as.

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Women can't even compete. If you compiled the best women divegrass players in the world and matched them up against a random U-17 squad, they'd get smoked.

nice source you got there. there heaps of girls who are better at footy than men. I see no reason why alex morgan or the other USA women coulnd t make it in the epl or bundesliga. They are good as. Also the mens training is way better, and more money is put into men. If the same was foe women then you could have heaps of women and men teams in the epl for e.g I truly beleive if a girl like alex morgan was put into man city, shed show everyone how good she was and would actually be a regular starter for any top team like man utd or barcelona as well.

how do you know how fast she is?

Lel women a shit you monkey
forums.bigsoccer.com/threads/uswnt-vs-u-17-usmnt.1939180/

gr8 b8 m7

If women are allowed to play in men's teams then men should be allowed to play in women's teams, maybe then the Aussie female team wouldn't be so shit lel
dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html

This is so outrageously obvious that in going to second it for the furtherance of this thread.

Isn't it time for mixed teams with minimum quotas?

Have you ever actually watched a match of woomen's football

It's non league level shit.

It's to early for this level of shit posting

she is very fast. fast is fast. there is no such thing as "woman fast" Pep could use a fast pacey attacker like alex morgan. She could play next to messi instead of suarez. All she needs ( and many other female athletes) is a chance and shell show evryone that women can compete at the top level.

thats because womens football is not as sponsored as th mens football. there is no difference between the capabilities of a man in sport and female capabilities is all im saying. The mens USA women team has won the world cup like twice while messi has zero world cups and ronaldo has zero world cups.

>its a kiwi pretends he's an aussie episode

>thats because womens football is not as sponsored as th mens football. there is no difference between the capabilities of a man in sport and female capabilities is all im saying.

t. Andrea Bocelli

Why would they want to drop down to play for Barcelona or Man. Utd? Kind of offensive that you think she must go overseas to a men's league to prove her worth when she plays for the Orlando Pride in the NWSL. You don't think that league is of similar quality? It definitely is above the MLS easily. So why should she move to prove herself?

You're an idiot.

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>dat Australian women's team vs Newcastle Jets U17 game
>career ending pregnancies
>women in general competing in professional sports with men (inb4 this one chick in the 70s who won in tennis with a retired chain-smoker)

But, I do not have scientific proof. GG

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html

womens football teams regularly get hyped up and play u15-u17 sides. They almost always get beaten

Alex Morgan doesn't play for a men's side because she simply isn't as good/fast/technically gifted as the fifteen year olds they have in their academy, simple as that

They're just not genetically capable of rivaling male athletes in most if not all team based sports.

It's not as one-sided as Sup Forums will tell you, but it's still a fact.

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>who are just as fast and technically gifted as the men

but this is wrong, also pace and ball control aren't the only factors in this sport

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I apologize on behalf of my country for this shit b8.

You Kiwis try to slyly pretend to be Aussies in shitposts but I always squint and see the red stars.

Good post

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i still have an un-testable theory that if girls played just as much football when they're kids as boys do, and were subject to the same scouting system, and academies and leagues were all unisex, that some women would end up playing in some positions at the top level for big teams. probably not the more physical positions, but full backs, wingers, maybe the occasional number 10.

I have a theory that you're a retard, with this post as evidence I'm sure others will agree with me

>but full backs, wingers
>literally the positions that run the most
I give this post 0/10

If you took a tall girl - like 1.90 - and pumped her full of HGH she could maybe be a GK at a lower level outside of England where GKs don't get roughed up as much

you literally can't prove me wrong

nah

I remember when I used to be one of the best kids in sports growing up, but then all of the other boys hit puberty before me and left me in the dust skill-wise, until I finally caught up years later

it opened my eyes

I hope you are in London

>women
>as fast and technically gifted as the men
Pick 1

I'm a guy, I started puberty late so I was essentially a girl in middle school

Too obvious trolling but for everyone who doesn't know, women are allowed to play in La Liga and EPL. Actually women are allowed to compete in pretty much every mens league in every sport if they have the talent (they don't). Mens leagues are open to all, women are shit so we also have leagues for only women.

>who are just as fast and technically gifted as the men

This is like the classic meme
>Serena could beat any male tennisser outside the ATP rankings' top 200
Which is utter BS because she would have her moon-sized ass handed to her every single time

Communist shitholes like China, Russia and DDR literally picked the best women, had them training all of the time all year long and pumped them full of drugs so that they could be the best that is humanly possible.

And they were still on the level of teenage boys.

>There are heaps of women like alex morgan who are just as fast and technically gifted as the men

No.

Shitty troll but I'll bite.

Women cannot compete with men at the top level, in any physical sport.

A top-level woman footballer would at best be League 1 level.

these + brazil women vs uk pub team

Male here. When I was in 8th grade, my travel team played the local high school women's soccer team who were the state champions the previous year and we beat them 7-0

>A top-level woman footballer would at best be League 1 level.
Guess why you've never seen a woman in League 1? They're not that level.

The best female ice hockey player who's really good for her gender plays in the Finnish third tier, an amateur league. And she is a goalie which takes a lot of the physicality away. If women could play on League 1 level they would be playing there, no rules stopping that and it would be a huge marketing bonus. They're not that good.

The best women's national teams lose to 14 year old boys time after time. The Swedish national team (one of the best in the world, world cup runners up) asked to play the whole game with more players so that they could compete against teenage boys. They lost.

And were not even talking about some junior national team. Boys of random team.

OP shoud be ashamed of self for this thread.

Post U-15 teams

because it's morally wrong, that's why. women are supposed to be our supreme overlords and having them stoop down to the level of playing stupid man sports is just sacrilege, fuck you OP

youtube.com/watch?v=spGrj5EGlfA

>unironically watching women "sports"
>not just in for qts

jersey exchange is bretty good tbho

actually most professional leagues have no rules against women competing

they just can't make it

what happened to that strongbow 5-a-side match

it used to be on youtube but i cant find it anymore

There is no bi-sexuality. Bi-sexuals only search for surogates for their naturally prefered sexual partner.
And yes, there is a reason, why gay men tend to socialize with straight females and why butch lesbians not only do not socialize with man, but also despise them.

Let me clear this up before asking the next stupid question. When "bi-girls" have same-sex intercourse (or whatever you'd like to call it) it means they are sexualy aroused but lacking a "naturally prefered sex partner". These girls are straight. But they find the sexual surogate for the non-same sex partner in a same sex partner. If you want to put it that way: they pretend that their counterpart is the opposite sex although it doesn't affect the actual intercourse performance itself. ditch your fucking dragon dong penetration fantasies! This is not how girl-girl-intercourse works. you're just watching too much porn).
With "bi-sexual men" it's basically the same with only one significant difference. For "bi-sexual men" the partner of the opposite sex is the surogate. They pretend to perform the sexual act with the same sex when in fact they are mating with a female.

So, basically there are neither bi-sexual girls nor bi-sexual men. Bi-sexual girls are searching a surogate in same-sex intercourse and bi-sexual men so the same in straight-sex intercourse.


tl;dr: stop pretending. you're not bi, you're a faggot.

I honestly feel that there are some female players who could handle playing in League One or League Two.

There's little fame or glory to be found in the lower leagues though so it makes more sense for them to keep playing regular womens champions league rather than sitting on the bench in the Johnstons Paint Trophy.

Any woman playing in any professional league at all would be world famous in a minute.

League One and League Two are a trillion times more prominent than any women's club competition.

Corinne Diacre is a person

I remember the Helena Costa situation, but didnt know she was replaced by another woman

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so our NT, easily one of the best in the world, is at best NASL quality

It's called sportsmanship. They let them win.

You 'let someone win' by giving away a soft penalty in the 90th minute when it's 2-2.

>NASL

dude full grown men would destroy the WMNT even harder than those kids do

Women in divigrass seems fair since it's a lady sport

you're right

in that case PDL

>a lady sport
>Doesn't have ladies
>Only athletes are a female substitute, effeminate lady boys

Explain this shit, yuropoors

You only made this thread because Alex is cute as fuck and she's your waifu.

didn't read a word of this

women are superior at ski jump.

that's about it.

they are as good (or can be) in non-contact sports like bowling, various shooting sports, or even race car driving

any sport involving contact will not favor women in competition

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I'm not in great shape but throw me in a soccer kit and on any team against these sluts and of style on them too
Men & Women have equal rights
Men & Women do not have equal physical ability

youtube.com/watch?v=zoHsVrORbBU

nasl isnt really a child's league like usl is. it's just a shit-tier league that is like those semipro sawker teams in bongistan that play on sundays.