Satan said he'll give me dubs

Satan said he'll give me dubs

Satan lied.

dubz 4 zatan

Hail Stan

that's why you don't deal with satan

I lied

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I really really really like this imagination

these trips prove that satan is me, i am satan

I'm Florentino, The One Who Sang with the devil

Quints

Amateurs

Satan clearly lied. So close but yet so far

Satan said he'll give me singles.

no he told me!

Yeah, Satan is a tricksy fellow.
But God promised me dubs, glory to him.

Everyone should know Satan is full of shit. Jesus is the way homie

>Listening to kek's personal fleshlight
Fool. Feel the power of kek!

I sold my soul to satan for these dubs.

And he gave me trips. I think im the winner here. Totally worth it

Boom. Twice in a row. Satan does love me

I think this guy really did sell his soul

Oh no, forgot to say AMEN!

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SATAN IS A WOMEN AND I KNOW HER WELL

Flying Spaghetti Monster promised me dubs

Niggers told me id get the magic dubs

Check'em. This is how you Get. No help needed.

You sold your soul for nothing clearly.

Then again you're probably a gook so you had nothing to start with.

"I participate in all the affairs, which those who are without call evil because their nature is not such as they approve." - Satan, Al Jilwah. Ave Satana.

The sweet baby Jesus said I could have trips, the baby Jesus doesn't lie.

also, theistic satanist of 1 month. ama

uh call me ??

ladies please

If dubs than we all live in a simulator.

thou should not trust Stan

you all make me sick...

That nigga tricked u!

>check em

Yeah man, Stan is bad.

Do jews believe in satan?

Oh shit, niggers, the unholy trickster is in this thread.

Only trips can save us.

Or can they?

I call upon Satan, his grand and undying power, as well as the strength of his demons, both named and nameless, to empower this reply with triple repeating digits. Ave Satana!

You've been bamboozled into a powerful tricking by the mighty hoodwinker himself.

Well, why would he or his demons be forced to assist me in getting trips? I had nothing to offer.

You're implying that humans have power over Satan or any of his infinite amounts of demons, whereas it is the opposite. Satan gifted humanity our own free will, and as our true creator, we owe him every, and any, thing that we obtain in our soul's progression.

also you're gay

The gods of bread grant me dub dubs

Aye Stan - trips - now

I'd suck Satan's meaty red cock for some sweet sweet dubs

Naisu imperfectsatan