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All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Azor Jon!

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Whats ur favourite /got/ edition?
Mine is Show Me His Body

why do you filter /got/ if you come here?

If the books were done, would you still watch GoT, /got/? I genuinely think I'd drop the show, it's so much worse than the books now it's crazy

>Jonbro General

wait, what is this autism?

i've been working so i missed the beginning of this shit meme

BASED Bran's cousin thread.

why did he die?

Do you think Dany gets incredibly horny when riding Drogon?

Being on top of the world, burning sandniggers, while literally no one can do shit about it. And even better, they worship you for it.

I bet she's wetter than a the swamps of Greywater Watch.

All those spiky bumps in Drogons back too, hnnngg.

only the highest quality fanart allowed

Next Episode confirmed info:

>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)

it's true: you're dumb

rest in puppers lord ramsay bolton

This is the last Jonbro thread I make. Next thread is anything goes. Prepare your editions.

Who said that?

jonautist keeps making threads early and names them jonbro general

just report it and it'll probably get deleted eventually

Because of his penis.

The true greatest /got/

First for Bran, Prince of Winterfell and Lord of Boipucci.

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i don't really want you making threads early either

youtube.com/watch?v=v_PBqSPNTfg

I want to EXCHANGE SALIVA with jewfu

Seasons 1-4
>realistic fantasy, where one flesh wound can kill from infection alone
>people actually travel, don't just teleport
>well flushed out, complex characters
>political intrigue through the ass
>no one has plot armour, anyone can die from one or two simple mistakes, or even just treason
>realistic war planning and tactics
>unpreedictable
>good, interconnected plot and story telling
>moral dillemas

Season 5 onwards
>Plot armour out the ass, literally unkillable characters
>plot loses all sense
>characters become clear cut "good vs. evil"
>realism is thrown out the window, little girls can now survive several fatal wounds and certain infection
>military tactics are dumbed down to "charge a castle" or "cavalry saves the day"
>teleportation out the ass
>so preedictable that viewers know what'll happen before it happens, even though there are no books to tell them
>storytelling is as compelling as sitting on a pineapple
>feminist power fantasy, where women can do no wrong and men are shitlords or eunuchs

JUST

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First for Danaerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, first of her name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, the Mhysa, Khaleese of the Great Khlasar, The Twice Unburnt, and Azor Ahai Reborn

i haven't made any threads today

Theoretically, what would ISIS do if they got teleported into Essos with some of their bases, lots of weapons, ammo and vehicles?

KEK

it's better than books 2bqh senpai

I wonder how bad Drogon's breath smells.

JON AZOR
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Sure it reminds her of riding Drogo consentually

I read on the Robert E. Howard's wikipedia page what Stephen King said about him.

FUCK Stephen King and his mediocre shit.

What's a good nickname for Jon after he becomes King?

Winter's Bastard

The Wolf of Winter

The Wolf of Winterfell

The Sword of the North

Any ideas?

You should get banned with them. I hate both of you.

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no azor nobody has said azor anything

Meera true Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
I want to live in Her Realm, She'd make everything better for everyone.

>only man with a living direwolf
>youngest lord commander of the nights watch
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

>stabbed several times in the belly
>sister slashes his throat
>gets grenanded by Children of the forest
>all this 30 yards away from his destination, life mission and safety.

jesus, why did he deserve this?

Why is /got/ so accepting of feminist propaganda lately? Everyone is applauding Sansa, people are even warming up to Dany. What's next, Sand Snake appreciation?

Objectively wrong famalam

Probably smells like Kelly C's crotch

The Pretty Snowflake

Show? They'd give up their old ways and swear allegiance to Kelly C

In the show? Join the Sparrows, probably.

The White Wolf

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oh, she's wetter than the riverlands, let me tell you that.

see

The White Wolf, for sure

He should go by fuck off reddit

DA KING IN DA NORF

amen.

>All those waifu bandwagoners posting ellie when she showed up in two episodes

Can someone name the specific catapolts the mosters wor using in the assalt on merien.?

Sorry bad english for you guys. Im a foregn someone name the specific catapolts the mosters wor using in the assalt on Can someone name the specific catapolts the mosters wor using in the assalt on merien.?

Sorry bad english for you guys. Im a foregn.?
Can someone name the specific catapolts the mosters wor using in the assalt on merien.?

Sorry bad english for you guys. Im a foregn
Sorry bad english for you guys. Im a foregn

too young, senpai

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I don't trust him cause he laid with a wildings

Why are they posing like that?

Sany and Sansa get so much flack that there's meant to be some people defending them.

Sneks are pretty terribl though.

It's just an euphemism for riding a BBC.

Just noticed you said Essos. Probably carve out a fairly large-sized realm for themselves, but I don't think they would be able to sustain themselves and be able to produce ammo, Hopefully a Zeus on a Technical would shred Dany and her dragons.

So if King's Landing blows up in episode 10, who are Dany's main opponents gonna be when she invades Westeros? Automatically Euron, but who else? Will Jaime get to command anyone? Is Olenna running the Reach in the fiery absence of Mace, Margaery and Loras? Or will Randyll Tarly get more scenes? Will we see more Walder Frey? Littlefinger will obviously be an opponent of hers, so she'll be against the Vale, but what about Jon and Sansa?

Sansa isn't one of those tbqh. She does a lot of shit, everybody agrees and has only her good name as a quality.

The Bastard of Light

Except no substitutes.

what did he say?

Official synopsis for the finale.

>Littlefinger reveals his desires to Sansa.

What do they mean by this?

People are applauding Sansa because there's a chance she might actually make good on the "I'm going to turn into CIA 2.0" thing the showrunners were pretending they were going to do back in season 4 but never did. People are "warming up" to Dany in the sense that we've entered the acceptance part of the grief cycle and are just laughing with the shitfest rather than at it at this point.

At this point maybe even the sneks could get a pass. The show is confirmed shit, it might as well be so in an entertaining fashion.

This would look much beeter if they didnt keep the camera locked on Dany and did it more like the Battle of Meereen stuff

If Theon never betrayed Robb Stark, and the red wedding never happened, but the Ironborn still invaded, what would have happened? Would Robb be obligated to cut Theon's head off? Would Theon be able to created a House Greyjoy based in the north?

as an avid book reader, the show's a lot better.

>confirmed
>uses word "possibly"
at least try to be consistent in with your autism

>who are Dany's main opponents gonna be when she invades Westeros?

MEN

wite workurs

>after he becomes King?

Not happening lol

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>lord commander of the queensgard

>all this through sheer luck and plot armor.

>tfw you were frogfuposting way back in 2013 during S3
yes I'm pathetic, I'm aware of that

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Nobody on /got/ likes sansa, everyone hates Dany and everyone loathes the sansneks except the one with the tits.

Dany's dragon riding scenes are pretty hot if you imagine her having to dock into a huge black cock on the dragon's back in order to fly it

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Hahahahah that pic aaaa hahahah

anyone got comparison of battle of the bastards drogon and season 5 drogon

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Oh
My Fucking
God

Snow. Da name is Jon Snow

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How can Daenerys be queen of Westeros when there are two more queens in the kingdom, one on the same continent.
Also,
>Salt Queen
First I was mad, then I realized she just accidentally named her as a secondary wife.

i honestly can't tell who the worse assassins are.

jesus, Ezio would do a better job.

Robb would have never went south and had to cross the Twins to go back North

No Red Wedding

Robb beats Greyjoy fucking shits and camps in the North throughout the winter

Most likely would start a bastard house, like the karstarks.

But he brought plenty of Widling girls for the rest of the North to fuck too.

You can make the 9 now.