What was the blackest thing you ever did?

What was the blackest thing you ever did?

KFC

took a shit

Listened to rap

Well my dad left and i was raised in a poor home by my alcoholic mother.

shoplifted

stole a bike

Drank a Big Bear out of a brown paper bag to some 2Pac

A white woman

I was arrested

Eating a whole bargain bucket then yelling NIGGA through the KFC

broke into a car and stole the coins inside then ran as fast as i could when i saw a random police car not long after

nuffin

Blamed the white man for my own nigger problems

Your mom

fucked a fat chick

victimized by systemic oppression

WTF, bro, you deserved at least quads!!!!

In highschool one year, my friend and i were having the shittiest time trying to find weed. We had another friend in sculpture class whod constantly brag about his bud. One day he brought a dub to school (this was back in mid days, before $20 a gram) and was showing it off. I said his weed looked like shit. He pulls it out to give me the 'nuh uh, see!' And i snatched that shit and put it in my pocket. I stared him straight in the eye and was like 'what are you gonna do about it, tell the teacher?' He was pissed! Smoked it after school when my other friend.

.this

I say nigga a lot?
I'm permanently engaged to a mexican national?

OH GOD I'M TOO WHITEEEE!!!!

I fucked a fat white chick for the $$$

Purpa drank.