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Shooting Indian's with cannons edition

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Death is on my mind

gizza fag m8

incorrect use of apostrophe
3/10 see me

ive got trouble on mt mind

*widens stance*

*kills self*

This is now a weed general

Reminder that americans literally voted and elected fucking Arnold Scwhartzanigger to govern their most populated state

*asserts dominance*

Carolina is on my mind

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< lvls?

Crimes of Britain edition

what are we drinking tonight lads

might tell a yank to fuck off

feeling brave today

clean water

pop

the ex just posted a valentines pic with a new guy.

didnt even know she was seeing someone. breakups are terrible desu. that literally just ruined my day

theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/14/ukip-leader-admits-claim-that-he-lost-close-friends-at-hillsborough-was-false

JUST

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rate the gf

polski piwo

>erectile dysfunction at the age of 24

Thinking about cutting it off 2bh

>bought an 8 pack today
>none left
state of my life lmao

get a grip

>w on his forehead
what did he mean by this?

another valentine's day alone lads

that makes 23 on the trot now

haha

a lady's foot sweat wrung out of a sweaty sock

8 pack of what

>t never had a long term relationship

Got £200 off when I spend 300 on wine lads.

Thinking 12 bottles of decent stuff, and 6 in the £30 range.

Will be drinking 1/3rd price Meursault all summer hehe

have a WMD in my boxers

Bought some expensive booze lads
Do I get friends now?

His house should be replaced with a refugee centre.

condoms

batty man

Only 2 more years and you know how I feel haha

apologise

>turned down a chance to kiss a girl when I was 15 because I thought I was too old to not have had my first kiss yet and she would tell everyone it was my first kiss afterwards
>22 and still kissless
lmao

best part is that I later learned that it's completely normal for people to have their first kiss at 15 haha

He's a witch

Fuck leftists

Ukip is full of rorkes and runty rorkes.

If they didn't want to go to hell they should know not to rebel

Is this real?

Tsunami

why

gf just took this photo of me. i was feeling relaxed

>grr I hate X

haha you're stupid

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>tfw 6'3
>broad shoulders
>good teeth
>good hair
>BROWN FUCKING EYES

JUST

was she cute

:^)

how? do you drink or smoke or are you fat?

>heems every left-wing twat in this thread

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>hands
W-what? Is this actually a factor for women? Fuck this.

>tfw 6'6"
>literal brick shithouse of a body
>good teeth
>nice smile (from what I've been told)
>blue eyes
It's like cheating.

At first I was like

>have a very nice blue eyes
>only been complimented on them once
doubting this chart

the goal gf

yeah i was fucking your momma last night ehhh

>smile
>teeth
>height

JUSTdimsa

Then I was like

He's a little guy.

I'm glad labour won't be in power for a long, long time

ye

It would've been her first kiss too apparently. It's the moment I look back on as the moment my life become unredeemable.

monroe is a tankie

>6'7
>model body, ottermode literally have modeled for large companies
>perfect teeth, am on a colgate commercial
>nice smile (again have been on a commercial)
>blue deep sparkling eyes

I almost feel bad for you

Why are girls so icky lads? Bear in mind they literally and unironically bleed from their vaginas for days on end every month

Why does he do that
Is he autistic

you're an imbecile

>non ideological
pure ideology

you just KNOW something is going on with them

She wants the big canadian cock

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Getting paid monthly is shit, are all jobs monthly?

>lefties will never have a beard this thick and literal 10/10s hanging off your nob

the post modernists must realize the worship a reflection of truth

some are fortnightly

your mum gets paid hourly

Fearless against opponents

It's cute that my very existence is literally unbelievable for you. It's also cute that your made up "counter" post was essentially the exact same as my own post, except 1 inch taller and muscularly worse lmao

Me too, hopefully we get a Marxist-Leninist one party state that exercises a dictatorship of the proletariat.

why do they have grey skin

The media is pretty fucking disingenuous with headlines like these

Drumpf BTFO!

>jerry have i ever told you about your cousin jeffrey working for the parks department

craven towards enemies

they fear the daywalkers

Now post them all wearing Hijabs when they went to a muslim country for fear of being executed.

My mum could beat your mum in a knife fight

craven mentioned

find out tomorrow if I get that chemistry PhD position lads

hope I do

think I may off myself if I don't

>Marxist-Leninist one party state

could you make me some smack, la'?

>Bantered at work to an Irish colleague about Oliver Cromwell stealing all his potatoes
>He reported me to the boss and now I'm being formally investigated for "racist abuse in the workplace"

I'm just denying everything, luckily no one heard so it's just my word against his but fuck that cunt.

name a new element after us, Rorknium

(calle calle)

fuck lenin hes a prick man

Contemplating whether I should get a cheeky chinky or a chippy