Watching movie with mom

>watching movie with mom
>every time I look back at her she's on her phone

kill her

Dumb frogposter

...

.. with oral sex.

Your second statement contradicts the first.

>watching movie with mom
>she's just a picture on my desk

>watching movie with mother
>"user why did he do this?"

This
My mom always pays attention to movies, but my sister is ALWAYS on her phone, especially while she is watching Game of Thrones

>watch movie with mother
>wife's son overdoses on Oxycontin

>Look at mother
>Why does he wear the mask, user?

She's gotta talk to all her gurrrlfriends about Dany scenes

>watching efukt with mom
>"user, what did he mean by this"

The last movie I watched alone with my mom was Requiem for a Dream.

I had forgotten all about ASS TO ASS. I haven't watched it since due to shame.

>watching movie with mom
>she falls asleep after 5 minutes.
>Halfway in wakes up again and asks me to pause so she can go smoke

>bring girl over to watch Inception
>every time Mal shows up; "Wait? Is that his wife?"

By the 7th time i decided to just break all contact with her.

I'd rather watch and try to explain a movie to my dog than a female

>watching movie with mom
>penis accidently slips out
>"user if you can't multitask then turn off the damn thing!"

go visit your mom, user

this really bothers me too

I bet she wants to leave the room with Cersei and Jamie scenes knowing her disgusting fat ugly brother is a perverted virgin.

> Watching movie with mom

> She shouts out plot twists as they occur

The stereotype is true about black people. Ironically enough, she doesn't do this at the actual theater, only at home.

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>mom walks out room
>"I'll pause it"
>"no it's okay"
>pause it anyway and wait forever for her to come back

>inception
poor choice man
nolan is really the thinking man's director, there's no point showing a film like inception to someone who isn't very intelligent and open to deep ideas

>texting while watching some boring movie

>son keeps looking at me to see if I'm watching

She died last year

Glad I'm not alone. Female friends do the same thing.

Sad, here take this.

thanks

And?

>mom, aunt, and cousin keep watching Pee Wee's Big Holiday over and over again
>must've watched it 30 or 40 times since it came out
>every time they watch it again, I can hear them laughing hysterically from the next room
>hear them discussing scenes down to the most minute details

I'm becoming concerned.

damn...

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>she starts touching my crotch

>watching movie with mom
>she is reading a magazine
>keeps looking up and asking me what is going on in the movie

user told me to visit her, can't do that when she's not there, huh

>watching a thriller with someone
>"I totally know what's going to happen."
>it doesn't happen
>"Wow this movie was a letdown."

>talking to mom on the phone
>just hang up at any given time
>she calls back: "did we get cut off"
>"no"
>hang up again

>watch movie with friends or family
>constantly looking at everyone faces to see if they are enjoying it / paying attention
>cant help but answer questions from parents

>watching movie with sister.
>she keeps asking me to put Charlie Chaplin instead of The Avengers.

best post of the day

Turn the volume up moron!
She's trying to get some action unlike you piece of crap.

KEK. I edited all the Cersei and lan incest scenes into one clip and played it for my sister once.

>Watching movie with mom
>Big black guy is on screen
>Mom gulps

Wat an ungrateful cunt

>watching movie with mom
>someone says nigger
>my mom bursts out laughing

do you ever cuddle with her?