Im selling pokemons

im selling pokemons
they are purebreds and have no health problems

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which pokemon do you want

>pic related

male or female

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anything thats female or feral or both

50 bucks

got about tree fiddy

deal

thank

it should jump out of your computer

I want to breed and impregnate a Sylveon.

5 bucks

hell yeah

same

take it easy. take her out on a few dates before the fuck fest

Next I'll marry a Sylveon.

5 bucks

нет

ATTENTION

GARDEVOIRS ARE 50%OFF

rather have salazzle anyway

the gardevoirs are in heat

Do they ever go out of it?

>Her pheromones attract all males, even humans.
Best slutmon.

braixen is way better

these gardevoirs are bred to never got out of heat

how do you train something to do that?

Ignore the Gardevoirs.
They're old and busted.
New hotness(es) are in the town.

i messed with their DNA to produce more of the horny hormon

tru

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these gardevoirs are very horny and there tight

> horny hormone
Do some research buddy

>Alolan Meowth is a smug, sexy little devil.
>Alolan Persian is a dollarstore version of grey Garfield.

but can you fuck them?

> grey Garfield
Nermal

yes

12 LASAGANS

the new ones are still way better

I guess you can
And I guess they won't get pregnant because you're not of the same geneus as them

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>tfw cant compete with this

shit

This bug is actually a plant.
Are you bad enough dude to pollinate it?

Gee whiz Donny I sure am a sucker for things that aren't human, and I keep my porn in an encrypted folder

> I'll take twenty

but, sylveon is one of the inferior eveelutions. why not pic something better like pic related

its yours for 20 bucks. ill throw in a gardevoir for free

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fuck off cunt

all gardevoirs are free

>нет, мы принимаем их бесплатно

how do you know that? this must be a new pokemon cause ive never seen it before.

Are these said pokemons registered with papers?

Yeah, Alolan pokemon called Salazzle, it's an evolved version of Salandit.
Funnily enough, Salazzle are 100% female, and apparently release a pheromone that attracts mates.
This is all canon and you can read it up in the official pokemon wikis and such.

yes. im a licensed breeder

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all gardevoirs are free. they need a good home

Fuck off with your gardevoirs already.

Dump all the gardevoir please. Male & female

I need more of ninetails

there all females. i do DNA experiments

Zoroark is pretty nice?

> is nice
> looks cuddly
> will kill anyone who tries to harm me
> zoroark

That sounds nice.

I could use a gardevoir harem.

>loves to prank
>can change appearance
You may be in for a bit of trouble.

10 bucks

A great wife candidate.

I know

Now that's a small image.
Have this perfect Zoroarkbutt.
I want to bury my face in it.

Post 'em

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You know what gets me good

But I prefer a lap than an ass
And a confident smile with seductive eyes

You my friend, have some issues. I advise that you talk to a therapist about your beastiality fetish.

does she need to piss

Zoroark and Weavile are probably the two of the pokemon that make my dick diamonds.

Dump all of the girls here

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feral fucktoys
now buy 1 get 1

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your not a license breeder

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Oh yeah, sorry all. It's about to get reeeal gay up in here.

Then I'll take those two, please! Oh yes...

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Wrong license buddy.

Sold. That Glaceon's a real tight one, good choice

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