im selling pokemons
they are purebreds and have no health problems
Im selling pokemons
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which pokemon do you want
>pic related
male or female
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anything thats female or feral or both
50 bucks
got about tree fiddy
deal
thank
it should jump out of your computer
I want to breed and impregnate a Sylveon.
5 bucks
hell yeah
same
take it easy. take her out on a few dates before the fuck fest
Next I'll marry a Sylveon.
5 bucks
нет
ATTENTION
GARDEVOIRS ARE 50%OFF
rather have salazzle anyway
the gardevoirs are in heat
Do they ever go out of it?
>Her pheromones attract all males, even humans.
Best slutmon.
braixen is way better
these gardevoirs are bred to never got out of heat
how do you train something to do that?
Ignore the Gardevoirs.
They're old and busted.
New hotness(es) are in the town.
i messed with their DNA to produce more of the horny hormon
tru
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these gardevoirs are very horny and there tight
> horny hormone
Do some research buddy
>Alolan Meowth is a smug, sexy little devil.
>Alolan Persian is a dollarstore version of grey Garfield.
but can you fuck them?
> grey Garfield
Nermal
yes
12 LASAGANS
the new ones are still way better
I guess you can
And I guess they won't get pregnant because you're not of the same geneus as them
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>tfw cant compete with this
shit
This bug is actually a plant.
Are you bad enough dude to pollinate it?
Gee whiz Donny I sure am a sucker for things that aren't human, and I keep my porn in an encrypted folder
> I'll take twenty
but, sylveon is one of the inferior eveelutions. why not pic something better like pic related
its yours for 20 bucks. ill throw in a gardevoir for free
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fuck off cunt
all gardevoirs are free
>нет, мы принимаем их бесплатно
how do you know that? this must be a new pokemon cause ive never seen it before.
Are these said pokemons registered with papers?
Yeah, Alolan pokemon called Salazzle, it's an evolved version of Salandit.
Funnily enough, Salazzle are 100% female, and apparently release a pheromone that attracts mates.
This is all canon and you can read it up in the official pokemon wikis and such.
yes. im a licensed breeder
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all gardevoirs are free. they need a good home
Fuck off with your gardevoirs already.
Dump all the gardevoir please. Male & female
I need more of ninetails
there all females. i do DNA experiments
Zoroark is pretty nice?
> is nice
> looks cuddly
> will kill anyone who tries to harm me
> zoroark
That sounds nice.
I could use a gardevoir harem.
>loves to prank
>can change appearance
You may be in for a bit of trouble.
10 bucks
A great wife candidate.
I know
Now that's a small image.
Have this perfect Zoroarkbutt.
I want to bury my face in it.
Post 'em
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You know what gets me good
But I prefer a lap than an ass
And a confident smile with seductive eyes
You my friend, have some issues. I advise that you talk to a therapist about your beastiality fetish.
does she need to piss
Zoroark and Weavile are probably the two of the pokemon that make my dick diamonds.
Dump all of the girls here
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feral fucktoys
now buy 1 get 1
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your not a license breeder
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Oh yeah, sorry all. It's about to get reeeal gay up in here.
Then I'll take those two, please! Oh yes...
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Wrong license buddy.
Sold. That Glaceon's a real tight one, good choice
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