Ask a guy who hasn't fapped in 2 years anything

Ask a guy who hasn't fapped in 2 years anything...

How?

Why?

He's a liar anyway

Marry a redhead.

Do you ever rub your butthole and then smell your finger? If not, why not?

Are your balls normal-sized?

>How?
and
>Why?

once in a while.

Don't you feel a huge urge to just whip out your dick and jerk off every now and then?

no, not really

maybe you're asexual or whatever it's called?

>Are your balls normal-sized?
>>How?
>and
>>Why?

Why are you such a fucking liar?

When was the last time you fapped?

howd you loose your hands

hahahhahahahaa
even in this case i would find a way to rub the d

I married a horny ginger

Why did you save that picture if you don't fap?

what are you waiting for? pussy.

Any tips of how?

Btw were u on no fap?

October 2014

i like looking at naked women, just dont feel inclined to beat off. also pretty sure i dl'd this pic a long time ago.

How many ejaculations do you have?

>pretty sure i dl'd this pic a long time ago.
No you didn't. Why is this lie interesting to you? Find something else to do.

pics or didnt happened

hmmm lets see...

yup looks like Feb,21,2013

You didn't answer my question, how many ejaculations do you have?

Prove it.

Check'd

when i get sex? usually a big hefty one.

how? show you a full box of tissues? a clean beat off sock?

what shade of blue are your balls?

redheads are my shit nigga. pics please

How often do you get laid?

How would that prove you saved the picture on that date?

At least 3-4 times a week, used to be more but we had a kid so things slowed down.

Have you gained power over space and time?

Jesus, that's it? My wife and I used to fuck 3-5 times a DAY until we had kids. Now it's like down to 3-6 times a week depending on how much I work because I lost MY sex drive.

right? that red hair and pale contrast? glorious
i don't share tho, i know full well that shes mine and not going anywhere. but still, thats mine.

I'm feeling you man, had to take my ass to the gym. cant have no young spry kid moving in on my shit.

understand Sup Forumsro. cool to hear from another user with a redhead niche tho haha

Oh, me too. I've gotten lazy, but Anytime Fitness wanted way too much money for sup par facilities.

Shit man, i got a gym thats like 20 a month for membership and my work covers 75% so i cant not go. shitty to hear its expensive down there, just go running in a park. it costs fuck all and its more interesting than running on a track.

>entirely assuming that youre american

It sounds gay, but I need a place with tanning too because of my job. It's dark when I get to work, and dark when I get home, so if I don't tan I turn sheet white.