Talk about anything thread part 2

talk about anything thread part 2.

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im a nudist but only seem to get gay friends who want to be nudist.

you know how nice itd be to just go to the spa with my bros?

if time travel was possible and i went back in time and raped myself would i be gay or is that masturbation

Unfortunately a lot of guys are weird about being nude around other dudes. How often are you balls out naked?

Sounds pretty gay.

Today I keep getting these horrible bouts of nausea where I have to lay down and my thoughts are all disjointed and confusing. Am I died?

Better question - Is it really rape?

>how often are you balls out naked

honestly, most of the day. im naked right now. I only work 5 hours a day. maybe spend 6 or 7 out of the house msot days. naked whenever im home. my old roommate was nudist so i just went with it and its so good.

I used to love wearing suits, but now i dont even like wearing jeans, they're so uncomfortable. if im not at work im just wearing gym shirts and a light T.

i think my best friends coming around on the idea but im not sure hed ever be comfortable doing one of these things with me outside of this horror campout thing where you get to strip on stage for a few minutes.

I'm becoming obsessed with the Merrell Twins.

gay. you are not manually stimulating your own genitals.

also, thats old as fuck

>this horror campout thing where you get to strip on stage for a few minutes.
Kek sounds wild.

I HATE wearing jeans. Honestly whenever I can I'm in baggy sweats and loose t-shirts outside. Inside I'm in underwear whenever possible. Never been comfortable being totally nude though.

its fun. i went alone this year and there is a zone where the fear they test is public nudity. so they say 'strip for the great tiki god!' and they dont tell you how much to strip, so most go down to their underwears, but i got buck naked, and i made it to the final round which was just me naked on stage writhing and pretending im being fucked in the ass by the tiki sex god.

i won level 1 scag for it and qualified for hellmaster, but i went home before the final contest, it was trivia anyways.

but yeah i told my friend about it and he says he wants to go this year.

>never been comfortable being totally nude though

i thought the same thing until this summer. it was so hot... you dont realizej ust how much heat your underwear pents up, even when you wear loose boxers.

letting your balls breathe is great.

now i do nude beaches and such whenever i can

I was having arguments about blacks with other kind anons. I just wanted to say that i dont see the point anymore, we are idiots doing exactly what they want us to do, distracting ourselves with tv and videogames and celebrities, our discussions turning racial when really we should just call eachother brothers and sisterd and realized its what big old money and politicians want, they want us to divide our selves racially, politically, religously, so we dont see all the power grabs they make, all the laws that effect us negatviely they put into place, hell we are talking about race when we should be talking about dapl (dakota oil pipeline) and how we need to end our dependency on oil and just go with renewable energy. Sure oil can make jobs but fuck your jobs, your just slaving away for someone else to make millions doing nothing while you break your back making only a fraction they do in wages. They want you to keep working so you cant go get educated and become enlightened and realized what they are doing is not right

I agree people get too bogged down in race and our oil dependency is getting ridiculous. But there's always going to be people at the top making millions while the guys at the bottom struggle. It is unfortunately the way of the world.

Help me medfags. I'm scared.

Why dont we just make it a law that no one can make over a million dollars a year in personal gain. Or hell even a hundred thousand. People dont need that much money nor do they deserve it. I think its just the american dream that fueled it and kept it alive, the thought that anyone can make it. And anyone can but its really hard. And i think thats why they came up with the idea of the american dream, cause its just a dream, its an excuse for them to have all the money, and they say look you can have this too. But thats all it is. A front

Oh and thank you kind sir.

I live in a rural area and it's all forest. I grew up wandering around the woods, exploring, building forts, etc. There's a big field way in the back behind my property that's been part of a farm since the 1690s. We used to go up there and stare out for miles, in awe of the view. It was huge, with milkweed growing on the northern slope and feral apples growing on the southern slope. My entire life I've never seen another human being in the woods or on the field. I move a lot as an adult but every few years it so nice to come home and go out there and enjoy it all again.

Welp, some multimillionaire family just bought the field with 160 acres and they're building a gigantic disgusting McMansion up there. It's ruined everything. Pic are some nostalgia shots around the field and woods.

What has been ruined for you anons?

Dude. Destroy that fucking building. Just blow it up. Go there in the night and destroy. Fuck that shit and fuck their mansion they do not deserve it.

I keep wishing something terrible will happen to it but I can't do anything myself. They aren't even moved-in yet. It looks like the exterior is basically done and they're working inside now. It's huge, three chimneys and a rotunda, patio, etc. I can only imagine what the yard will look like. It must be like $2mil. Probably having a fucking helipad.

To make matter worse the field was the through way for a dirtbike/snowmobile trail and they've closed it off so now all the dirtbikers and trying to cut a road through our property to get around. They also have trail cameras and gates and shit setup all around the perimeter so I don't even want to go near it.

I bought verdun recently, pretty fun

Destroy the cameras. Fuck the gates. Go blow up a mansion. Or tell me where its at. Ill do it. For real

But then how free are we if the government restricts how much money we make? Plenty of rich people do good things with their money, if we instead rely on the politicians to take care of those in need of charity I dont think things would improve.

Damn, nice pics user. Where abouts is that?

Not him just curious. How would you blow up an entire mansion?

I'm guessing that's a videogame?

Nah man I really can't.

Thanks friend, they're a sampling of many I've taken over the last few years. It's in New England

>buy house in colorado
>on a ridge
>house is shitty 80s
>has multimillion dollar view of the rockies, pikes peak to the I70 corridor
>colorado blows up
>fucking everything selling
>empty diagonal from us on the ridge sells
>fucker builds mansion mansion right in the middle of half my fucking view
>still in wood frame but it already makes my house look like a potato and it blocks almost all of the northern rockies
>the one mountain I can still see to the north has a new giant fucking antenna flashing giant red lights right in the silhoutte during sunset (the HOA pres said "nobody will here will see it" but he lives in the fucking valley)

I feel worse for my neighbor who is closer and the new mansion blocks probably 80% of his entire view instead of just some of it.

Probably just nerves man

PATHFINDER DM problem

My friend is constantly using Detect Magic and Detect Evil for everything.

> You see a person
> i use Detect Magic

> You come across a wall.
> i use Detect Magic

> You take a breath!
> MUH FUKIN DETECT MOJIK

It ruins the element of suprise that i'm trying to build up without having this guy stopping every 10 feet to detect shit. Is there a way to make him fucking stop or is there a way to avoid this?

you'll be fine. probably just AIDS.

Shit man that is freedom, no one needs more than 70,000 a year to live an honest happy lifestyle honestly. No honestly we need a huge reform and literally everything, the way the government is ran, how businesses are ran, how we treat eachother. I mean we are so fucking selfish as a society that wed rather spend however much fucking money on a fucking car then try and help bring a person. And im not even talking like homeless people. Im talking about those peopld that are stuck in between working hard as fuck and not having barely any money for food, like people would rather buy videogames or a car or television that help out a starving person. Or even a homeless person. Like we step over them every day. Imagine we had more time in the day rather than working our ass off everyday, we can take the 50 people that stepped over that homeless guy and get them to help that homelss guy in whatever way possible. Fuck the next einstein could be lieing down on the street, but wed never know it because no one helped him reach his full potential

Yeah man the whole thing now is "buy it all". These fuckfucks bought 160 acres. Nobody can build anywhere near them.

That fuckin sucks dude, sorry to hear it. That shit pisses me off, ESPECIALLY now

>not playing 5e

Hmm. Maybe. We've had workmen in all this week and it's grinding me down a bit because they're in the kitchen so I cant eat freely and they keep shutting off the water and electric. I'm on meds for anxiety and depression but they sure as shit arent helping today.

Hmm. Burning down would be the better option. But then forest fire. Fuck it

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Anybody watching Westworld? I watched the first 3 eps but it seems a little slow.

> conceal alignment

Don't use magical traps. Have a trap/combat encounter thats completely physical. Alternatively, create a scenario where he can't use it reliably.

I have 1 tb of porn. I dont even fap that much, I'm never going to enjoy it all.

also
>Magical areas, multiple types of magic, or strong local magical emanations may distort or conceal weaker auras.

Any other ASMR-fags here?

I hate that b/ has ruined the word 'trap' for me.

Do you make it or do you enjoy it? What sort of recordings do you prefer? Quiet talking, sound effect, etc?

I have a youtube channel of nature and field recordings, nor ASMR by design but some anons say they get ASMR cues from some of my stuff.

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install a homebrew rule that he has a limited amount of detect magic uses a day. e.g. 5. If he whines, explain that this constant blather interrupted the flow of the game.

I like personal attention type roleplays. Medical ones are the best but any roleplay that's well thought out and not just some girl whispering and making kissing sounds is good. I'll check it out, thanks.

1. don't make anything magical, ever
or
2. make EVERYTHING FUCKING MAGICAL ALWAYS
>the bricks in the wall have a magical aura, but the mortar doesn't
>the path has a magical aura
>the coins you got back from the bartender have a magical aura

3. cast magic aura on everything. cast greater magic aura on everything else

4. make it a plot hook, you can detect who cast by subtle clues so make the big bad dude be the caster

5. have whoever whatever surprise attack every time he casts- he just used his standard action so he's fucked for a round. he's basically wandering around concentrating on every stone, wallop him while he isn't looking

6. (desperation move, not recommended) talk to him. say look you're really dragging the game to shit by doing this and you're not helping. i realize you think it's nifty but could you keep it in your pants unless there is an interesting looking chest or someone the party actually NEEDS to talk to, etc. shit is supposed to be cooperative and being a dumbshit is making the game suck for everyone

7. kill his player dead. kill his next one if it has detect magic. kill the third one even tho it doesn't just so he doesn't suspect

8. boot his ass from the game

9. learn that there is a WHOLE FUCKING BOARD dedicated to this

And there Wil be sorrow no more...

Is eating hair cannibalism???

Whose hair are you eating?

Wonderfull question!

>medical roleplays
That strikes me as odd but whatever boats your float friend!

Closest I got to anything medical is my heart beating, that I captured with a stethoscope mic I made.

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Does it matter?

I guess it's the idea of being taken care of? It's a mental thing as much as a physical 'tingle'. I'm sure there's some psychological explanation.

No. I mean it's not cannibalism either way, just wondered.

This thread is comfy.

Well, I enjoy medical-themed gay porn but it's probably not similar

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Hm, probably not. The only time I've jerked it to ASMR was a roleplay where a crazy girl kidnapped you.

And how isnt it cannibalism? Hair contains the same DNA as your arm does. I don't see a difference.

Oooh *saved*

jeezus sounds like a nightmare to me

Because cannibalism is the consumption of flesh (or organs, I suppose). Nothing to do with DNA otherwise sucking someone off would count.

Wasnt my proudest wank, for sure. She thinks you're Justin Beiber and it's in several parts. In the final part she kills you (I'd already finished by then).

youtube.com/watch?v=S8kgTKyzMSQ

Canabalism is eating human doenst matter if it's flesh. eating nails is canablisitic so hair is too

So if I ate your eyeball, it wouldnt count as cannibalism?
If I ate human finger bones, that wouldnt count as well?
Where do we draw the line???

not unless it's on your steak

Nice.

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Ugh I totally stink but I'm too lazy to shower and it's 2am so I'll probably wake everyone up.

forgot to cover up the original butterfly and left quality on shit from a troll pic

>better version

You have to harvest to be a cannibal so if you puled out bitches hair just to eat then your a cannibal

euroshits never bathe anyway why change?

>You have to harvest to be a cannibal

where do you get this bullshit? cannibal is about eating human flesh. it doesn't matter if it came as ground chuck from the grocery mart and your mom cooked it.

I'd squash that little fucker if he looked at me like that.

I'm not French, dude.

pull off his wings

youtube.com/watch?v=bxme1qC1P0Q

Emptied piss bottles today. Feel so accomplished.

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>be me burgerfag in college
>get english roommate
>sounds good
>fucker never bathed
>covered in hair
>rotten yellow teeth
>jacked off on top bunkbed every night

he was the most disgusting stupid cunt I've ever met and I had to live with him until I forced him to move into a single, fucking faggots. I will never forgive eurofags for being disgusting stupid cunts.

Are you dumb? You remove the body parts before you eat them that's what a cannibal does. But if you eat your eating hairs that fell in your food you didn't remove them with the intention of eating them

>covered in hair
You mean he needed a shave and haircut or he was like a fucking bear?

>one nasty person
>happened to be euro

ALL EUROS ARE DISGUSTING

>autismo

Two things user:

1. What's your record? I dumped 37 one afternoon.
2. I was staying in a single room at a hostel and because the you have to share the bathroom/shower with the rest of the floor sometimes you just couldn't get in there. So I'd pee into bottles. Ine day an exterminator showed-up and said he was doing the monthly walktrhough to gel the corners for cockroaches and whatnot. He opened my closet, saw a shelft of like 6 piss bottles, kept chatting and gelling like nothing was there, said have a nice day, and left. FUG I ALMOST DIED

> find arm on ground
> eats it
> "technically not cannibal"

sound logic user

Today was the most ever, about 20. I'm determined for it to never be that bad again.

Damn, I guess that guy must have seen a lot of weird shit, or he just didnt know how to react. The other day an user said he spilt a big bottle and decided it was too much to clean up so got his family to help. I'd rather clean my own piss for 24 hours than ask anyone to assist.

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Yeah man I'm with you on that. Never ever ever tell anyone no matter what. I don't care if the house catches on fire and the fire department goes-in and reports a closet full of piss bottles boiling and bursting in the flames. I don't what they're talking about period.

Also my policy now is to have one and no more. I use it when it's freezing cold at night or if someone's in the bathroom and that's it. I'm like an adult now :3

I save pics from FB fap threads but never jerk off to them. Tis a pointless endeavour.

You harvested it from the ground so it is cannabism

fucking bear.

shedding fucking bear. fucking hair was everywhere all the time.

you are underestimating how disgusting this guy was, also
all euros are disgusting, you cannot prove me wrong

r8 my camping spot Sup Forums

so if the chief's nonautistic son killed a dude from the next island and you mom made you islander tendies and you ate them with dipits you're not a cannibal?

>sound as a fucking pound logic user

How would I know I'm eating human if I didnt harvest it

10/10 would pitch my tent.

>
>You harvested it from the ground so it is cannabism
> You harvested it from the ground
> So it is cannibalism

REEEEEEEEEEEE

How is that any different that unkowingly "harvesting" hair from my plate

well if it's authentic user it should have a protected region of origin label