Coolest way to commit suicide?

Coolest way to commit suicide?

South pole

Drowning in warm melted peanut butter.

French kiss a lamp socket, (live)
while masterbating to Justin Wilson show

Rat out a Clinton

Wrap razor wire noose around neck and tighten it to something above a decent enough drop, maybe a three or four storey building

Super glue your hands to the sides of your head

Jump off

If all goes well it will look like you ripped your own head off to those who find you

I want to commit suicide via a shotgun blast to the back of the head.

fireworks in anus on skateboard

Penduilm (sp) gun by trigger so 2nd string to trigger pulls when arc meets head

Except that's not how Vince Foster bit it.

Stand between Rosie O'donald and anything made by litte debbies

It was still cool

by not talking about it beforehand

Play Ostrich with Old Faithful

Deep space.

Failing that, dry ice dildo.

Failing that, eat ice 'til you die.

/thread

Swim across the Atlantic

I just want a fast, effective, accessible way to kill myself. Can't have access to guns.

Try to rape a large animal in a zoo, like try bending over a gorilla.

Just make some jenkem.

make up your mind, fast ez or cool

fast step in front of a speeding train

at night so engineer won't know

You will need:
-scotch tape
-pennies (fifty or so)
-M-80 firework
-lighter

First, stretch a piece of scotch tape about 18" long out on a table sticky side up. Starting three inches in from one end, place the pennies on the tape with a small amount of space in between them (1mm or so). Stop when you get about 3-4 inches from the other end of the tape.

Take you M-80 and set it down on the end of the scotch tape so the tape sticks to it. Roll the M-80 down your strip of pennies so they wrap around the M-80 and secure it with the other end of the scotch tape.

Insert in mouth, light fuse, and say goodbye to all you problems.