You decide what i say

you decide what i say

*tips fedora*
honestly im surprised you haven't done this already
>I like giving massages
a statement given by every single neckbeard virgin that no girl has ever let them touch

do you like model trains?

Listen bitch here's the deal you tell me where we meet and I give you my meat

bump

>im op
you see guys.. this wont WORK

I LIKE GIVNG MASSAUSAGES

Let me clarify. I like massaging the inside of your poop chute with my shlong dong

fuck you guys

Do you appreciate the joys of hyperscat?

Then when I'm done, you can massage my fart box with your tongue. Dealio?

Do you wanna build a wall?

Send her a pic of that dude who shits in his bathtub

YOU WANT THAT MASSAGE ON THE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE?

reroll

Re roll

Hey babe, care to tickle my shitpipe with that tongue of yours?

How about i come over and help relieve some tension in your muscles?

Reroll

Do you know any girl in need of a massage?

Be honest, is 3 inches too small?