Need to get home. Wat do Sup Forums? 2 decides

Need to get home. Wat do Sup Forums? 2 decides.

Get money and buy space taxi home

Kill self with gun

load dildo in gun. shoot at earth for help.

He gets the dildo and starts to put it in the gun

He get's the money and invests in moon stock

He gets the gun and shoots himself in the foot. then he gets assaulted by space niggers

jump into the void

He goes to his redneck moon shack and starts fuckin his white cousin

ride the dildo back to earth

use money to buy space weed

Give the anal probe to aliens in exchange for a ride back to Earth. They have to say "Ayy lmao."

And use the cash to buy space weed, so you can hotbox with the aliens bros.

Relax and look at my sisters tits
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He gets attacked by a cosmonaut. and tries to bribe him with the dildo

He grabs the gun contemplating suicide then spiderman comes in

assrocket

wipe ass with money

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shove dildo in ass

Bump

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rob a 7/11

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cum inside gun

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freaking finally lol jesus

space tornado comes in and he uses shit to propel himself into jupiter

Investigate green dot

Take a the shit. Run and then jump really hard into the left direction. Throw anything but the gun as hard towards the moon as possible. Fire the gun at the moon.

Will not even be enough to even get close to exit velocity, but its the right direction.

winarar

its a coin lol

mother fucking OP better gimme my assrocket

jump and shoot gun at ground, throw dildo, throw gun. force will accelerate you towards earth because fuck the moon's gravity

shitting your way to victory when aliens. what happens now. 5 decides

boards alien ship, shits all over them and takes control of the ship

Aliens come in and abduct the space nigga. who then proceed to have sex with him

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but is now white

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Kills an autistic raghead as a sacrifice so they leave

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this

winarar

roll

bumping for op

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after shitting your way to victory you are at the control room. 4 decides

I say fuck Earth and crash the spaceship into the Earth blowing it up.

the terminator comes in and breaks the windshield and creates a vacuum and sucks both of them out in a trajectory towards earth

Shove dildo up ass activate self destruct

niggers tongue his anus, causing him to wildly hit the buttons. Which happens to release giga-nigga who was being tested on in a lab on the ship.

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reroll

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this

dis yo niga

ha this

winarar

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no, finish this thread

I call help from the nigga turtles

In a surprise twist, these space niggers imbue your semen with alien dna by their rimjobbing. You use this newfound ability to beat giga nigga into submission - with your penis. (which now has grown into a double headed monster only a weeaboo would love.)

reroll

And again!

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Get giga nigga to charge you like a bull towards the window then dodge, causing him to break through and he propels towards earth, causing havoc wherever he lands

Weeaboo Jones comes in to help me.

2decides. needs new artist tho tired as fuck abandoning thread

not OP, but starting new thread

will link in this thread when posted

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but u never got home op, where u gonna sleep? on the ship?

for fucks sake, just get on the new thread

Get off man on moon. Make chevrons I see wat u fucking did. I cant unsee this shit