Need to get home. Wat do Sup Forums? 2 decides.
Need to get home. Wat do Sup Forums? 2 decides
Get money and buy space taxi home
Kill self with gun
load dildo in gun. shoot at earth for help.
He gets the dildo and starts to put it in the gun
He get's the money and invests in moon stock
He gets the gun and shoots himself in the foot. then he gets assaulted by space niggers
jump into the void
He goes to his redneck moon shack and starts fuckin his white cousin
ride the dildo back to earth
use money to buy space weed
Give the anal probe to aliens in exchange for a ride back to Earth. They have to say "Ayy lmao."
And use the cash to buy space weed, so you can hotbox with the aliens bros.
Relax and look at my sisters tits
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He gets attacked by a cosmonaut. and tries to bribe him with the dildo
He grabs the gun contemplating suicide then spiderman comes in
assrocket
wipe ass with money
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shove dildo in ass
Bump
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rob a 7/11
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cum inside gun
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freaking finally lol jesus
space tornado comes in and he uses shit to propel himself into jupiter
Investigate green dot
Take a the shit. Run and then jump really hard into the left direction. Throw anything but the gun as hard towards the moon as possible. Fire the gun at the moon.
Will not even be enough to even get close to exit velocity, but its the right direction.
winarar
its a coin lol
mother fucking OP better gimme my assrocket
jump and shoot gun at ground, throw dildo, throw gun. force will accelerate you towards earth because fuck the moon's gravity
shitting your way to victory when aliens. what happens now. 5 decides
boards alien ship, shits all over them and takes control of the ship
Aliens come in and abduct the space nigga. who then proceed to have sex with him
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but is now white
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Kills an autistic raghead as a sacrifice so they leave
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this
winarar
roll
bumping for op
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after shitting your way to victory you are at the control room. 4 decides
I say fuck Earth and crash the spaceship into the Earth blowing it up.
the terminator comes in and breaks the windshield and creates a vacuum and sucks both of them out in a trajectory towards earth
Shove dildo up ass activate self destruct
niggers tongue his anus, causing him to wildly hit the buttons. Which happens to release giga-nigga who was being tested on in a lab on the ship.
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reroll
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this
dis yo niga
ha this
winarar
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no, finish this thread
I call help from the nigga turtles
In a surprise twist, these space niggers imbue your semen with alien dna by their rimjobbing. You use this newfound ability to beat giga nigga into submission - with your penis. (which now has grown into a double headed monster only a weeaboo would love.)
reroll
And again!
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Get giga nigga to charge you like a bull towards the window then dodge, causing him to break through and he propels towards earth, causing havoc wherever he lands
Weeaboo Jones comes in to help me.
2decides. needs new artist tho tired as fuck abandoning thread
not OP, but starting new thread
will link in this thread when posted
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but u never got home op, where u gonna sleep? on the ship?
for fucks sake, just get on the new thread
Get off man on moon. Make chevrons I see wat u fucking did. I cant unsee this shit