Alright I'm fucking killing myself

Alright I'm fucking killing myself

Trips decides

old age

NOPE!

roll

if trips you gotta kill yourself by eating your own shit until you die

Wendys frostys

Noooooooo OP Y U CRI

jump off a building

heat death of the universe

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you have to find a gigantic hornet nest, then stick your cock in it like a fleshlight, fuck it until an hero.

by living a long life

Do it

drowning in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

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Reroll and stream it please

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live stream just doing it man. Gun or hang.

because i fucking HATE myself
shit i like this one i'll self roll (not like i'll get trips anyways)

reroll

Use this

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rereroll

In a car

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I feel like I got lowkey close. Rerolling for gun on livestream

rerereroll

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rererereroll

rolling

>be me
>getting all A's in college
>have a great, beautiful girlfriend
>just got back from visiting Ireland, Norway, and France
>Making $200+ a day from tutoring and working a super easy, fun job
>Studying law and political science, meeting great people and loving it
>Laugh everyday and sing along to music in my car that I bought myself
>Have a loving, caring dad who I call everyday, and see often
>be me, very hopeful for the future and can't wait for the next day

roll

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god dammit i give up

roll x2

fart death

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Hepatitis C

rollem

roll

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roll it

anal fissures

Seriously.. Do it

roll for peace

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roll that shit my nigger

chug liquor and sleeping pills pls

also, guys plan out your replies. It's easy to do

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EVERYONE fucking hates themselves. It's a part of being a human. Stop comparing your life and circumstances with other people, for fucks sake. Work with what you have and be patient, if you have nothing then that's just a solid foundation to build yourself up to be whatever the fuck you want to be. Life sucks, cheer up butternuts.

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machine gun poops

das coo

roll for cactus up anus

rerolll

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Reroll

Roll

old age in a retirement home surrounded by loved ones

rerolllinggg

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Small sharp knife. Cut off your testicles.. soak with pure alcohol, and bleed out
Good fun..

roll

rerolllingggggggg

Roll for no

boy dont do it

stop posting the same fucking thread every other week and just fucking kill yourself you dumb hideous fat neckbeard fuck

lay down on the ground and run a lawn mower over your face

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FUCK

rerolll

No pls roll

Go to therapy

try assassinating trump
if you succeed: u'r A HERO
if you get killed by security guards: u'r AN HERO

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I got quads in the middle. I'm god. Don't do it.

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by sucking dick like a faggot you are

Rolling

Just smoke weed and chill the fuck out already

Science fucking beakers

Kill yourself eating your own semen until you die. Stream plox.

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In bed old age.

dont do it

Hey man. Things are going to be alright.

kek, rolling for this

DO IT

Old age.

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Don't do it friend

roll

Old age

old age

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You have to live longer than any of this thread's viewer.
Deal with it!

old age bitch

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