Irritated Irishmen edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
liveleak.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
has pewdiepie been brainwashed
RIP
plymouth is actually an alright place
what's it like having a big dick and having girls comment on it?
wish i had a big dick so bad
turns me on so much imagining myself with one
accidentally heemed myself when i was asleep last night
what am i like haha x
average irish party from 1853 onwards
>POOCALONA
The girl you love will have Chads dick in her mouth tonight
While you are alone in your room, again.
Happy Valentines day
Seat got stolen by some fat twat :/
Lads what height do you claim?
>Irritated Irishmen edition
what accent is this? limerick? cork?
She asked me "does it get any bigger?"
She was probably just asking that because it was already so big haha
*dances on the corpses' ashes*
>tfw genuinely 5'10 with a 6 inch cock and i'm honest about it
>for all i know, guys with the exact same height are calling themselves 5'11 or 6'0 and guys with the exact same cock size are saying they have 7 inchers
>despite having the same opportunities, liars are taking advantages where i'm not
maybe i should start exaggerating.
prefer not to say
>alright user
only problem is when a girl who is actually 5'10 or 5'11 is taller than you, especially in heels
very very VERY awkward
Girls have commented on me having a big dick at 7 inches
Never believe them. Pretty sure they say it to every guy they shag if they want you to be their bf
nah before the Eixample they limited development to within the crowded bit you see
eventually the overcrowding got too much and they built the modern blocks interspersed with hausmann style avenues
anyway now that we have modern sanitation and cleaner industry the inner city is peng
it's not even "big", not pornstar big in terms of length, about 6-7 inches I suppose but the thickness is unreal, sometimes feels like I can't even get it inside the fanny
it feels really good when they tell me how thick it is ngl
FONT
5'9
am 5'9
She's sitting beside me lad
Claim 6FT1 I'm actually 5ft10
Claim 8 inches it's actually 6
...
bird told me i had a big one and i know im completely average, really took me out of it
'fina
>suppose but the thickness is unreal, sometimes feels like I can't even get it inside the fanny
YOU
ARE
GAY
>the shanty town of barcelona
FONT
Villa 1 - Bolton 3
>falling for the paki's lies
m8
>6'4.5"
>claim to be 6'5"
>no one questions me
shhhh this'll just be our little secret /brit/ x
so if lisicki claims to be 190cm, how tall is he really?
I usually say I'm 6ft but I'm actually only 5ft8.5
ahahahhahah rolling
say i'm 5'11" but i'm actually 5'11.5"
why are you calling me a paki, I don't understand
is this a gimmick I'm not familiar with?
jealous
i'm going to die a virgin because i know i'm inferior and pathetic for having a small dick
Smug Franco
I have an 11 inch penis.....around.
I claim 6ft5, actually 5ft6 haha what am I like
>it's a height thread
i am a compulsive urinal cock-peeker desu
not really haha
Don't love anyone
Don't honestly have any feelings
And I've been this way since I was born
Recovering from depression a few years ago made no difference
It's very boring
lol
Im 3'2 and 7'4
>be icelandic
>claim to be 5'4
>am actually 4'7
hehe oops
I claim 5'8 but I'm actually 6'4
*crouchwalks towards you*
Hello mother leopard, I have your cub
You must protect her, but that will be expensive
10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper
Midnight, behind the box
I'll be the hyena, you'll see
same haha
fearne
Lads I have a confession. All of these height posts have been me. I've been lying repeatedly.
>tfw 5'10"
>tfw say I'm 5'10" usually
>tfw I hear lads shorter than me say they're 5'11" or above
>tfw say I'm 5'8" to make them look silly
>and cock contest thread
Just need the Oxbridge claims for a full house.
good post
Why are the Irish lads on here the most irate? I swear everytime I try to bantz with one of them it is a just a flurry of expletives from the other end. What gives, la?
/brit/ is genuinely shite now
Why are people so obsessed with height?
Is it just ironic?
Is it the legacy of places like misc and /fit/ which put such a laughable exaggerated spin on everything?
Is it just runtism?
look at that fuming manlet-dicklet using full stops lmfao
alcoholism
Why do the English keep having to talk about dicks?
Can we not slag Wales or something?
low blood sugar causing irritability
Lads what qualifications do you have. I have a first from Oxford
'tism
Girls I've shagged just for the shag have often made comments actually. One in particular I remember is I was shagging this girl who had a boyfriend, and I put her legs over my shoulders and she said "this position hurts" and I carried on and said something like "yeah?" And she went "not with you though"
im 6'2 but wish i was a bit taller.
first from cambridge and oxford
It's full of insecure teens is why
First from Cambridge completed it when I was 16
Ringstraße > Eixample
nah Balts are the worst
a degree in dick thickness from the university of congo
need a fucking poo
Usually virgins
See; lisicki
70% of this thread (and probably the male British public overall) are 5'9-5'11
FONT
prefer not to say
think this may be it
why do you hate Wales? leave us alone
>Jay Cartwright: The Thread
ol 'cide
HATE how we shrink as we age
First from Harvard now the Dean there, only 22 also an investment banker in my spare time
lmao babby dick
I've some stickers.
>Is it the legacy of places like misc and /fit/
>legacy
we haven't gone away you know
The tip of my cock has been hurting a bit, very strong possibility of too much masturbation, what should I do?
Why does she walk towards the camera?
yeah, used to be bants
Reeeeeeeeeeee why is my flag still the US flag!!! Im not on a proxy, sort yourself out plusnet!!
>belly's started making noises that sound like i'm farting when i'm sat down at work
>have no idea how to stop it
he was never good, basically a steward
50% are 5'7"-6'0"
Spielberg ?....
.....Uhhhhhhhh.....
REALLY ?.....
You wanted to use an example of 'the best', or closest to it, to ridicule me and my lack of similar talent....
And you CHOSE SPIELBERG ?!!!!!
HAJAHAHAHAHA !
Wow....
Amazing !....
He's one of the least talented scumbags on earth
(Saving Private Ryan was the only masterpiece he's ever made)
WAKE UP, FAGGOT....
(you should've used Scorsese)
So much for your understanding of quality art
First from Oxford Brookes
Frosties 100m badge
gf says i have a big willy but it's not really
it's a six inch length pencil dick (have a quite embarrassing girth really, it's maybe 4'5)