How do you fuck a girl who already has a boyfriend?

How do you fuck a girl who already has a boyfriend?

Put your dick in her

Generally by putting your penis in and around her.

With your penis

Is this her?

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kill the boyfriend and comfort fuck girlfriend

Get both of you drunk, long as you're not an autist and fairly attractive you're in.

There you have it

Post a pic of her fag

The same way you fuck a girl who's single.
Just act as if he doesn't exist.

Girls are not very sexual usually, unlike how they are portrayed in porn and male fantasies. The chances of a girl engaging in sex with you when she already has someone she obviously likes more (her bf) are basically none. you're better off trying to find a girl who is still looking for a bf and courting her

source: have had a gf for 5 months

my friend treated his gf like shit. every time i was hanging out with her after they'd be fighting, he'd be calling me a faggot pussy saying i was just being nice because i wanted to fuck her.

so i fucked her.

Money, lots of money. Bitches will do ANYTHING if the price is right.

>virgin detected

have good game i guess.

What was her name?
Pics?

well done user, im proud

>>virgin detected
we've actually had sex almost a dozen times by now. have you ever seen a girl in real life even?

Has to be some tasty bait

BAIT
A
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Become friends with him.

This is wrong. People are sexual in general.
I've hooked up with girls with boyfriends or husbands. It honestly isn't even a factor.

ali. no pics, it was like 10 years ago.

we fucked around for like 3 months behind his back. i'm still friends with him and he still doesnt know. topkek.

Rape

this -> girls are very sexual, not like in porn, but horny like in porn. you should know that vir--i mean user

Fuck your friend, that shit is hilarious.
>HURR DURR user STOP BEING A CUCK
>YOU FUCKING CUCK
>GOD DAMN CUCKSTER
Go ahead and keep talking while I fuck your girlfriend.

I will never understand this cuck meme.

xanax
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Generally speaking, user is correct. There are the odd fringe cases that you need not worry yourself about, though.

>like fucking a country over, most of which currently has boyfriends

plz kys

>not like in porn, but horny like in porn.
what does that even mean?

>thinking life is a porno
>being this beta

To answer your question... as a person with experience... they come to you. They have to offer sex because the moment you flirt aggressively, they get turned off, even if they've initiated flirting with you the entire time.

only a dozen times in 5 months? nice try, ur def still a virgin fag

Damn i bet your gf Got fucked by dozens of men

It means girls get horny.
Actually, most women in general are insatiable and are capable of having multiple orgasms (assuming they're having any).

Typical dudes will be DONE once they nut. I personally like to take a nap.

it means the sex is not like it is in porn, but girls irl are so horny they could be a pornstar. youd understand if u werent a virgin..

Am i a bad bro if i fuck my friends sister?

>only a dozen times in 5 months? nice try, ur def still a virgin fag

had sex = still a virgin? yeah how does that work retard

>Actually, most women in general are insatiable and are capable of having multiple orgasms (assuming they're having any).

this is not how real women operate, maybe if you MET one you would know

>it means the sex is not like it is in porn, but girls irl are so horny they could be a pornstar. youd understand if u werent a virgin..

comparing my gf to a pornstar is disrespectful and sexist. you don't even know anything about her other than that she's a woman

youre a bad bro if you dont your friends sister

You make her like you better than she does her bf.

Only if she's retarded or has a disability/amputee.

lock the door behind you and get on with it

You ask her nicely.

your gf is gettin 3 dicks in her face as you post itt

Fuck the boyfriend in the ass so he no longer is seen as a man to her.

>good guy nazi

this. done it dozens of times

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>your gf is gettin 3 dicks in her face as you post itt

I haven't posted her face in this thread and im not going to with the way people re acting and talking about her

>this is not how real women operate, maybe if you MET one you would know

What are you talking about? Girls are horny as fuck. I've never met a girl that didn't want to bang 24/7. If you're in a relationship and your girl don't want to bang constantly, it means she's not sexual attracted to you, and she's likely cheating.

im willing to keep taking your bait if u try harder

>be attractive
>be funny
>be understanding
>be friend
>be manipulative
>be in her pussy

>people actually believe sex isn't like porn
It's more like amateur porn though, quick messy and mostly disappoints either party in the end. But women still expect more out of you though. They don't realize you have to be drunk or wearing 1000 condoms so you can last 3 hours-all night.

>comparing my gf to a pornstar is disrespectful and sexist. you don't even know anything about her other than that she's a woman

confirmed bait, kys

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>comparing my gf to a pornstar is disrespectful and sexist


Omg, you're such a fucking faggot.

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>1000 condoms
kek

>What are you talking about? Girls are horny as fuck. I've never met a girl that didn't want to bang 24/7. If you're in a relationship and your girl don't want to bang constantly, it means she's not sexual attracted to you, and she's likely cheating.

so the LESS my gf is into sex the MORE likely she's having extra sex with someone else despite the fact i already treat her perfectly? wow where'd you learn that flawless logic? you must have a genius IQ

>be me
>my old best friend and his gf are always fighting
>he treats her like absolute shit, and is alcoholic
>buzzed or drunk literally 24/7
>his gf was my friend before they met
>i introduced them and hooked him up with her
>we work together
>notice she always seems sad
>we've always had weird flirtatious vibes between us, even before i hooked them up with each other
>start trying to get her to come over to watch movie, she always denies
>one night after work she finally accepts
>lies to bf that she is going to friends
>i go pick her up at 11pm
>we are both in bed watching movie
>i put arm around her
>we cuddle,hold hands,she strokes my beard, etc.
>i give her back/butt massage
>try to kiss her, she denies me
>continue to cuddle, touch her butt again, she moves away and says i shouldn't do that
>try to kiss her again, she puts hand on my face and says she can't do this to her bf
>movie ends
>i ask what she wants to do now
>she says "take me home"
>awkward car ride back
>she leaves
>she tells her bf next day
>he goes crazy, comes over and tries to fight me, etc..
>no longer friends with either of them

welp, i fucked that one up. they are still together to this day. shit, i was just trying to save her. oh well

Get a job as an uber driver or taxi whichever you prefer. Now, attempt to befriend the boyfriend, this should bring you into the circle with his girlfriend.

Next, after you've been friends for a while, knock him out in a secluded area. Doesn't matter how, or where. What matters is there are no witnesses and no ways he can wake up.

Tie him up with rope and gag him with a rag to prevent screaming. Stick him in the car you use for taxi driving/ Uber driving.

From here you have two options, bury him far away, or keep him alive in say a basement or attic until he dies.

During this time try and comfort his girlfriend she will most likely be distraught at his disappearance. Attempt to comfort her and move up from there.

>Unless she's a jew then put both the boyfriend and girlfriend in an incinerator.

You don't

>treat her perfectly
my sides

>Omg, you're such a fucking faggot.

having a gf makes me gay now. yeah ok. that must make you the straightest person on earth you fucking permavirgin

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nice trips, like how you're a triple-beta
>gave away your girl to an ass
>tried to steal her back with rape
>drove her home in defeat

you don't, because it's immoral.

No one's gonna ask what happened to her lip?

It isn't immoral if you ask nicely though...

Please see

That's not true if we are talking about my ex

>permavirgin

Whoa dawg, that's fucking biblical.

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its a bee sting dumbass

yeah totally sick comeback, I can tell you must be right by how well you defended your points

thanks i think

but its fun and im afk banned on league

Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge

Oh, thats ok then carry on Sup Forumsrother

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Wow, I'm not sure who the biggest piece of shit in this story is. The traitor "friend", the whore gf, or the alcoholic bf.

Statistics say 1 out of 3 women cheats. so BS.

>Statistics say 1 out of 3 women cheats. so BS.

I'm not going to believe made up numbers over my own experience

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thx for your blessing user

classic drama

No problem user.

>save her

HAHA

Not him, but I only did it 4 times in 5 months with my first girlfriend. [spoiler]I preferred masturbation and she wasn't as attractive as I wanted her to be[/spoiler]

"save her" from the mess u got her in, kek

congrats son, you're ready for marriage

lemme guess, your gf only has five fingers and does most of the work?

I broke up with her ages ago, just didn't like her enough really.

Wow, why are you trying so hard, I mean, I could care less if you have a gf or not, fuck man. But all of the responses and edgy retorts to people trying to rile you.... I mean, keep it up, if you want to dig yourself into a deeper hole. And in all honesty, unless you post proof, it means you're a fuckin lier. And in a world where you're telling the truth, your "gf" is either ugly or a friend you like that you tell others you're with. Just shut down bro. You fucking potato.

Confirmed virgin. Youre on the intenret user, you dont have to make up stories unlike at the elementary school you got to. Ever wonder why you have no friends?
1 : because you always make up stories and get caught up in them
or
2 : youre actually a fucking faggot.

Either way, I hope you kill yourself when you realise that "gf you have" only sucked your dick because she lost a bet or she only slept with you so you can have aids too and die because you dont have the balls to kill yourself

With a machete.

>Confirmed Virgin
He said he had sex retard
Having sex means that you are no longer a virgin.

By being a nigger

someone's had a rough day

>How do you fuck a girl who already has a boyfriend?

My specialty.
Fucked more Married, engaged, and LTR girls than singles.
1) Be someone she trusts to keep their mouth shut.
2) Be a little flirty.
3) Tell her you have this fantasy about having sex with her.

If she doesn't go for it immediately, bring it up again in a day or two.
Keep doing it until she either tells you to stop or you set a time to get together.
Girls love to have a clandestine affair.