Making a 2 min short film for school, any ideas?

Making a 2 min short film for school, any ideas?

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Make a bdsm porn lol

Silent film

You don't see them anymore

How about a cow that's certain it doesn't have mad cow desease, because it believes it is a helicopter?

Film about cancer that is islam and niggers

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PoV short film of a blind deaf mute

Record yourself fapping with an epic music playing. Maybe Star Wars intro theme?

A painter who loses his vision with every painting he makes.

damn

Make it like a mockumentary

PART 1
The film begins with the USA nearing completion of the Expiration space station, which will allow the USA to crush Marxist For Fascism , an organized resistance formed to combat Emperor Trumps tyranny. Trumps apprentice Corey Haim captures Rosie O'Donnell, a member of the rebellion who has stolen the plans to the Expiration space station and hidden them in the droid Hillary DD. Hillary, along with his protocol droid counterpart Bill, escapes to the desert hellhole of Dallas Texas. There, the droids are purchased by farm boy Jimmy Carter and his step-uncle and aunt. While Jimmy is cleaning Hillary, he accidentally triggers a message put into the droid by Rosie, who asks for assistance from the legendary White Knight Bernie Sanders. Jimmy later assists the droids in finding the exiled White Knight, who is now passing as an old hermit under the alias Ben Savage. When Jimmy asks about his father, whom he has never met, Bernie tells him that Steven Yeun was a great White Knight who was betrayed and murdered by Corey Haim. Bernie and Jimmy hire the smuggler Gary Busey and his friend and co-pilot Martin Cohan to take them to West Palm Beach , Rosie's home world, which they eventually find has been destroyed by the Expiration space station. Once on board the space station, Jimmy and Gary rescue Rosie while Bernie allows himself to be killed during a lightsaber duel with Corey Haim; his sacrifice allows the group to escape with the plans that help the Super Democrats destroy the Expiration space station. Jimmy himself, guided by the Force of a thosand SJWs, fires the shot that destroys the deadly space station during the Battle of Buford, Wyoming.

Part 2
Three years later, Jimmy travels to find the White Knight Michael Moore, now living in exile on the swamp-infested world of Detroit, to begin his White Knight training. However, Jimmy 's training is interrupted when Corey Haim lures him into a trap by capturing Gary and his friends at Pattaya City. During a fierce lightsaber duel, Corey Haim reveals that he is Jimmy 's father and attempts to turn him to the dark side of the Force. Jimmy escapes and, after rescuing Gary from the gangster Barack Hussein Hutt II , returns to Michael to complete his training; only to find the 900-year-old White Knight Master on his deathbed. Before he dies, Michael confirms that Corey Haim is Jimmy 's father. Moments later, the Force ghost of Bernie tells Jimmy that he must confront his father once again before he can become a White Knight, and that Rosie is his twin sister.

As the MFF attack the second Expiration, Jimmy engages Corey Haim in another lightsaber duel as the Emperor watches; both Lords intend to turn Jimmy to the dark side and take him as their apprentice. During the duel, Jimmy succumbs to his anger and brutally overpowers Corey Haim, but controls himself at the last minute; realizing that he is about to suffer his father's fate, he spares Corey Haim's life and proudly declares his allegiance to the White Knight. An enraged Donald then attempts to kill Jimmy with Force lightning, a sight that moves Corey Haim to turn and kill the Emperor, suffering mortal wounds in the process. After thanking Jimmy for bringing him back to the light side, Steven Yeun dies in his son's arms while the Rebels succeed in destroying the second Expiration

play with the idea of time itself, can be overt or subversive or meta, it wont matter. break the 4th wall.

>divide movie into two distinct acts, each a minute long, featuring stark opposites, ie. one half is daytime, one is night, one half features a girl, other half features a boy, etc.
people eat that shit up.

get a pumpkin and put a bad hair piece on it, then hit it with a sledge hammer.

put a camera in your toilet and sit down but don't do anything. make them expect you to piss or shit for 2 minutes and then they just stare at your crotch and asshole. the audio should be "girl from ipanema". here's a good one to use:

youtube.com/watch?v=iEPPbONFXYc

make an anime inspired by my little pony xD rawr !

I always have great concepts for threads like this, but as an aspiring writer I don't want to post anything in fear that someone will steal my ideas.

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this might worth a try user

Beginning video guy bounces ball off floor against wall and catches it. Does this twice. The third time it hits the wall and just sort of rolls up the wall. The perspective shifts and the guy falls face first into tue "wall" that is now the floor. He laughs, cheeky sitcom music on lays, and you hang yourself while it's being shown, so your lifeless body swings behind the tv in a way that promotes the ever collapsing human mind, even as cheery things happen around us, deep down we all want to kill ourselves because we don't understand

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The Holocaust in 2 mins

I like

what a fucking faggot

well if you give an idea out, they aren't really stealing it now are they?

shot of OP with one arm out as if he's holding on to someone's shoulder, which is out of shot. he looks absolutely furious. his other hand draws back, makes a fist, and flies forward, also out of shot. we hear a sound like a fist hitting a face.

he punches and punches again and again. as we approach the 2 minute mark we start to see dark red stuff sticking to his fist.

just before the end we turn around and see that he's been punching the christ out of a watermelon.