This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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I fucking cook a perfect risotto is what I do.

I slap his ass then.

Tell him to get back to the kitchen and make me a beef wellington.

I do a barrel roll

rolling

I slap his ass till it's fookin raw

oooooooohhhhhhhhh!

11/11 post

call him a panini head

Gordon Ramsay should make a new TV series where he goes around to houses of married couples to fix their sex life.
He could make the husbands strip off and insult their cocks while he shows them how to fuck their wives properly.

kek

say "give me your jacket big boy, uh?"

He does look like someone who would do porn though.

tell him my mom loves his cooking show

I make a series of funny comments, then scream at him "I'm glad you think this is funny, but I'm not fookin laughin" as though that doesn't make me seem autistic.

Thank him for tendering her meat!

He's a healthy old goat. Still doing triathlons and shit at his age.

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Slap him on the face. Then yell "if you are going to slap like a bitch, then go where batches belong and make me a sammich"

make him a steak well fucking done.

I protest on the street how the electoral college is broken.

>trying to slap gordon in the face
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Offer to let him fuck her if he pays me in Beef Wellington. Totally worth it.

Harrison Vaporeon you asshole. Don't post fucking photos of my girl on the internet. Now I have to go to MA to put bats on ya