Your friend Bradley from Ohio invites you into a large room, saying he has something "special" planned for you.
You follow him and see this, after which Brad sits at the back and then grins douchebaggedly at you.
>"I told all these girls you had a 'good' movie recommendation. So go ahead, butthead. Show us something good."
What do you do?
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Open fire
Something good but depressing as fuck, like Dancer in the Dark
master and commander
>pop in Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone
>Mute it
>play wizard people, dear reader
>get them all giggling and bubbly
>charm them
>kino them ;^)
>fuck all of them while Bradley cryjerks in the corner
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sorry but no girls from ohio look this good
dunno, but I wouldn't be afraid to suggest an 'actual' good film because there is bound to be at least one qt who digs it.
It's odd, the emphsis on "GOOD" and then the insult butthead.
do guys that act like girls still use chadism expression like that from the 90's?
IS THIS A THING?
I wonder what its like to be in a room full of women where at least 25% of them aren't disgusting landwhales.
Is this what the worlds like outside of the U.S.?
why are half the girls wearing shoes inside the house?
Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told, the 6 hour documentary
If they're insistent on a feature-length film then 2015's er ist wieder da
If they don't like it they're confirmed for halfwit simpletons and should probably gas themselves.
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They'd be so confused...
I tell them we're making the movie and then I cuck Brad for 9 hours.
Irreversible, I bet that would get the juices flowing
Holy fucking shit this is the Vancouver SkyTrain
Put in "The Notebook". Hand out tissues. Collect phone numbers. Did you enjoy that Bradley? Did you see what I did there? Fuck you man.
What did he mean by this?
Well Bradley and I both like 120 Days of Sodom and A Serbian Film.
>pop movie in and leave
yup
lmao
>tfw when I probably shared a car with a pedo
End Of Evangelion
dump more SkyTrain pics please
I wish I had that sword
First post best post. Also punch drunk love, so they know Im autistic
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>turn 360 and walk back to my room
>Bradwick starts to laugh
>I comeback with a smug smirk with my meal wheelbarrow full of criterion collection DVDs
>Bradwick mad as fuck as the ladies start praising me of my awesome collection
>Put on "Summer with Monika" and watch as the room gets foggy from their collective moisture
top qts
Can confirm, used to live in Ohio, literally every cute girl moves to the coasts once they are done with schooling
what is this fetish called
Okay first of all Brad, I have a film recommendation, not a movie recommendation. There's a difference and you should have learned it by now. Secondly, I will not hesitate to turn the film off if any of you break my golden rules.
#1 no talking
#2 I sit in front so there's no blocking my view
#3 no loud snacks. I have a Sound Level Meter and I will use it if I suspect anything breaches 35dB, I will pause the film and measure. Don't test me
Lastly, and most importantly, I only have 10 spare notepads left so you will have to share. a minimum of 25 notes and critiques about the film is required.
Oh and we're watching Fight Club, the undisputed greatest film of all time ever.
creepshots
Pop in The Turin Horse and start filtering out the plebs
nah man this is like the softcore side of creepshots
Finding Neverland
pop in Poolhall Junkies
Call the fag a hyena
it's pretty obvious that guy is gay famalam.
I brought Satantango.
>pass the weed around
>start playing pic related
I fuckin love Wizard People, I think it's one of the greatest things that exists, but normies don't appreciate that shit, they'd prefer you turned on the original audio
>make a recommendation
>one girl pipe's up and says "nah I don't really want to watch that."
>"what do you wanna watch then?"
>"i dunno"
>repeat forever
this is what would happen in reality
Put on West Side Story. Girls love that shit.
Or maybe go full edgy (to them) and play City of God.
Put on the fountain and tell the cunts piss off or cry with me
Oldboy
Salo.
>make a recommendation
>one girl pipe's up and says "nah I don't really want to watch that."
>slaps her
>watches recommendation
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>I have a copy of Finding Dory full HD
Dory wont be the only one swimming in a ocean if you get my meaning
Casablanca
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Mean Girls
Heterosexuality
Begin Again. Girls love the movie. Good soundtrack. Not bad for a "chick flick". Keira Knightley is more attractive than usual. Mark Ruffalo doesn't suck.
Put on Eyes Wide Shut
nymphomaniac. they'll get it.
HIDDEN FORTRESS
either a horro movie so theyd all freak and and want to cuddle or a sappy romcom like titanic (so id have some action to watch) or the notebook because its a guilty pleasure{spoiler]
Black Swan
: ^ )
Love and other drugs, you're guaranteed to bang at LEAST one of those chicks
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>initial d: the movie
>make car noises the entire film
>everyone gets the shits and leaves
>change the locks on my front door because fucking bradley letting a bunch of people in
I saw this and heard the Price is Right theme music
The greatest story never told
is sword play big in Canada?
Saw some 30 y/o nerds in a park when i visited
A Serbian Film ;)
What's great about this is that you can talk over it
Human Centipede.
a girl who walks home alone at night
Wild Wild West, everyone loves cowboys and no one can resist will smith getting jiggy with it.
A Disney flick, any one of them. Bitches love Disney.
>not pointing out emergency exits
>not creating a playlist of fun trailers to play prior to the film
Aside from those two blunders, I like your style.
However 35dB seems a bit much, just use the honor system and tell them to self-check their noises and if not pause the film and divide everyone into partnerships so they may check eachother.
Brad my man, I got these girls fo sho'!
Laaaaaadies! Tonight's main attraction is a little movie I like called Andrei Rublev~
Poor little white guy 2.
Ebony & Ivory
>Say Alright let me put on MY favorite movie
>put in the notebook
>sniffle and go "this is my favorite part"
>get 20 enthusiastic but toothy BJs
>at least they tried
something from my BLACKED collection.
say we're watching the lord of the rings trilogy extended edition in its entirety.
last one to stay awake is the one i fuck.
These girls aren't even that cute. At OSU they'd be about average. 11 million people live in Ohio, and theyre not all ogres and hambeasts.
my safe option
>whip this out
>get mad feels (you know what I'm sayin') during the showing
>get mad s3x0rs after the showing
i don't know why but The Thin Red Line came to my head
kek
I want to recommend Fellowship of the Ring but I don't think I could suffer being in a room with that many people for 3 hours
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because america
I'd put on 50 Shades of Grey and sit in the middle
God bless the second amendment.
Nymphomaniac Vol I + II uncut
Why is Brad melting into the wall?
Conjuring
Suspiria
It's great but it's also hard to claim an old campy horror movie is pretentious
It's also fun as fuck
Back to the Future, literally cannot fail in entertaining any generation.
Brad NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
only thing that could have made this better would have been dubs
Braindead
>Hey, it's an early Peter Jackson. Y'all loved LotR, right? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright?
/thread
anything from blacked.com
>mention of Braindead
>mention of MEW
>mention of Blacked.com
Here's your sign.
Damn proud of you, son.