Ask a male Escort for mature Women anything. inb4 prove it faggot. i can't
Ask a male Escort for mature Women anything. inb4 prove it faggot. i can't
At least a picture of your body, hotshot.
Post your ad of GTFO
What's the money like? What do most of the mature women look like?
no ad. From Europe. Verbal propaganda only
How does one start?
I don't know what else to ask but what is your favourite hamburger?
most look ok since they have at least a fair amount of moneys so they look after themselves. don't have sex with all of them but most are ok
from europe, so not much to choose from. Homemade cheese and bacon i guess. no tomatoes, hate that shit
could say, i sorta slipped into it. I had an older girlfriend sorta talk me into it.
is this you?
My girlfriend is 6 years older, hope she doesn't do the same.
Where in Europe are you from? Do you enjoy what you do?
what's the top 3 requests your women make of you?
also, how often do trannies try to take you out?
i wish my ass was that fabulous... about same age though
top three is have dinner, go to the theater (not movies you pesent, a THEATER) and 3rd is sex maybe. No trannies at all. I don't know what the deal with americans and trannies is. i have never seen a trannie in my life and i am from a big city.
northern europe. Yea i do. Good side money. Nothing for the future though
trannies are faggots who are begging to be shot more than regular faggots
but back to the women who hire you
what are the top 3 sexual requests you get from them?
How big is your dick
Fuck Man. I always wanted to be a man whore for women. I'm clean, years of rough dry sex, and jerkin off beat the nerves out of my dick so I last so long I get bored fast unless its super fetishy. Do everything that doesn't involve blood. And I pack a 9 inch dick with a can do attitude. I honestly just want to be paid to give good sex.
they don't state sexual desires... i am not a man whore. They enjoy regular things, the attention. A guy to go out and have a conversation with. If there is sex, its regular normal sex.
normal size. And i mean real life normal size. About 17 cm i guess. But here's the kicker: Most women actually don't give a shit how big your dick is. It not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.
so what are the top 3 requests about regular normal sex that they make? they want you to go down on them? suck their titties? or just pump them and be boring as hell? or what?
why do they want you to use a worm? is europe full of some weird worm fetish? je suis confuse
Dude, have you ever had sex and sat down before to talk about exactly what you want her to do to you? Its called making love not buying a car. If there is sex you just go at it like you would with your GF. Normal sex. Sometimes pusy-eating, always tit sucing cause i like me some big ole tits. Regular fucking, missionary or from behind. its not porn.
Je suis retarded
are you being serious?
um, you cannot be serious, because regular sex is EXACTLY like porn
otherwise its not actually sex
tl;dr lying motherfucker up in this thread
virgin detected
>otherwise its not actually sex
wut? and what is it?
>male escort for women
Such a thing doesn't exist. Either take it up the ass and suck cock or get a real job.
No it's not always like porn you virgin
easy mark detected
ok
whatevs
everytime i have sex its exactly like porn sex
for example, last weekend:
>order pizza from local dominos
>medium pan pizza ftw
>girl delivery driver arrives
>i tell her i dont have enough for payment and a tip, just for payment
>she tells me i'll have to tip her something
>she suggests i show her my tip
>i hit play on my ipod for good background music
>she walks in, shuts door behind her, unzips my pants
>she says "thatta boy, this tip right here (as she grabs my cock) is what i need"
>she sucks my cock while looking in my eyes hopefully
>i get her out of her dominos outfit
>we fuck like wild bunnies
>her bent over couch
>her on back on couch
>finally i fuck her ass like a boss
>she finally pulls my cock out after she cums while sucking her teeth with pleasure
>kneels in front of me and begs me to cum on her face
>i oblige
>she is so happy
>she gets dressed, tosses my cash back at me
>says "after that tip, the pizza's on me"
>she leaves, i eat pizza
see? exactly like fucking porn
It does exist actually. A friend of mine would do the same. Most of the women were 50+ though lol
cut down the porn
Nice story, you come up with that as you were typing?
post pic of yourself with timestamp faggot
let's see that fat-pimplefaced body
do you like to pop pimples? i bet you eat the pus right out of 'em
well, no. Thank GOD that I'm not a overweight amerifag who lives in his parent's basement