Time to admit to yourselves that the earth is flat

Time to admit to yourselves that the earth is flat.

I mean really , do you really think that you are standing on a ball that's moving faster than the speed of sound?
The oceans would fly off into space. Fools kek

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

What is the disk standing on?

Rock , dirt and space

You have that backwards.

Fucking idiot.

Space isn't solid though, if a ball hurtling through space doesn't work, why would a disk?

The flat earth troll began on Sup Forums, didn't it?

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nice bait thread you fucking dumbass

Can it be both?

The earth being flat is not b8.
Do a 360 and leave globetard

>Earth isn't even actually round, it's bumpy as shit and has a bit of an oblong shape; people just call it "round" to simplify
>if the world was flat you couldn't get to any longitude via both the north and south poles, yet we can
>using a 13th century concept which makes no sense to troll on Sup Forums

You need a better hobby, OP. Or a better topic. No one is gonna fall for this one unless they're trolling too.

oblate spheroid is the correct term

Gravity and hydrostatic equilibrium

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Hahaha gravity?
As fake as jesus dude...kek

Thanks Sup Forumsro. I memorize concepts before I bother memorizing vocabulary, but now I can say I learned something on Sup Forums today.

I'll take the bait
How's about enurshia? Much like how when driving a car we don't just stay thruster back in our seats. Objects on earth don't fly off because they have reached the same speed as the earth.

that's cool bruh, I have to know these things for navigation purposes as an airline pilot. I appreciate that not everyone might know it

Is the south pole a perfectly round lake on that map? If you swim down long enough will you pop out at the north pole?

ok then prove to me that Jesus is fake too, i bet you think the bible is just a story created by the jews.

>enurshia

What is theory of relativity and gravity for 500 Alex?

>Earth is flat
>Scientists create globe map to fool people
>Map makers have trouble creating a flat map


>Seasons
>Night and day
>Eclipses

I fink it's a village in India ..durrrrrr

i agree

but thats the same way lol

Y'know, I've never truly understood the whole My Little Pony thing. Fucking Bronies. I've never really understood whether grown men are genuinely into MLP or whether it's just some kind of troll, like Fingerboxes. Actually, I've never really understood Fingerboxes, and whether they're real or trolls too.

It's the same with this fucking Flat Earth thing. I've never met someone who believes in it that I can 100% say is genuine or is just trolling.

I've met a cunt who believes that his family have been abducted by aliens for generations, and he honestly believes it.

But Flat-Earth. I don't even...

The word you were looking for was inertia, otherwise your post was pretty right.

>How's about enurshia? Much like how when driving a car we don't just stay thruster back in our seats. Objects on earth don't fly off because they have reached the same speed as the earth.
KEK enurshia!!!!!!

Did you stumble on this one op?

yeah there's a massive lake in one of the coldest parts of the Earth in spite of all the ice around it and it travels directly to the Arctic

Those meridian lines are actual physical lines too that you can see from space and if you sail in the south Atlantic you have to be careful not to bump into the massive Tropic of Capricorn letters that are floating there

>be me
>be child tv star
>have fellow friend child tv star
>call him by his character name
>"Come on, BEANS, it's not that hard. Just do it!"
>"Hahaha, fucking BEANS."
>dad has a speech impediment
>it's pretty bad
>probably part of the retardation that got passed down to me
>one day he catches me picking on Beans
>he rolls up and tells me to stop
>"THAT'S ENUR, SHIA!"

Nice b8 m8

ITT a lot of people are undiagnosed schizophrenics . The definition of all mental illness when boiled down is irrational thoughts and beliefs which eventually boils over to irrational behavior.

Ever seen a record player ?
Same principal....

In a vacuum, when gases cools down to a liquid, certain bonds for such as h2o, when a liquid is in a vacuum it begins to spin and form a sphere with a vortex In the middle that connects two point on the outside. The inside of this vortex accounts for the surface area of the matter. When you introduce solid matter to the equation it surfaces to the top and clusters that are consistent with cridt and continents. Eventually some of that crust migrates to the vortex like space in the middle also. No claims being made on the shape of the earth, but the above said being facts observed by scaled down experimentation one can theorize that the earth is effectively hollow, and the inside is just more crust and land.

Howdy dudey satan 666.
Satan says the earth is flat yaaaay

No one will believe me but two nights ago I saw the moon roam across the sky too damn fast. It was unbelievable as it wasn't just moving across the sky, it was moving at an angle and I could swear I saw it rotate counterclockwise slightly. I'm talking something that felt unreal. I thought I was witnessing something out of a movie.

No drugs were involved. I still don't know what to make out of what I saw. Found nothing relevant online which worries me.

And why water level is flat and is the 0 altitude?
How can this be real if we ate spinning on a ball

you should finish your sentence retard.. \\

NASA, your most "reliable" informant on SPACE, has given you a photoshopped picture which they created during the fake moon landing to fool gullible fools like yourself.. in fact, they had that kind of technology in the early 50's.. not many remember it, because most of the human population have been brainwashed during the VCR time period, and now faggot believe that it is normal to dress up like furfaggots and wave their colorful flags around... but i have fucking digressed so much that i even forgot what i wanted to say.... oh yea, you are a faggot that believe everything mainstream media feeds you.. you are the same as those brainwashed bronie fuckers

>and why arent people in Australia upside down???

are you literally 5?

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Oh no...satan has triggered my latent schizophrenia.

checked

Okay, show me the giant turntable then, there'd be a giant pole in the middle of it keeping it there. Also what is the turntable standing on?
For a disk to work like that, it needs to be pinned onto something solid.

satan = jew = 666 = nigger

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Just don't understand why I've never seen earth from that angle. Like, why haven't we gone 'under' it

Correct minus niggers tho

>people can actually see the curvature of the earth with just a little height
>people watched the bottom of ships disappear on their voyages first
>we have satellite imagery and have been to space to see the planet
>OP isn't one of them, but there are actually people who believe the earth is flat

They are not upside down because the earth is flat like the op pic

There's no way the earth is round

No

Every time a person legitimately believes the Earth is flat, the planet comes closer to a man-made apocalypse.

Yea, I know, none of what I said makes sense on a flat earth.

Probably in no small amount by the gullible idiots in /x/ as well as Sup Forums. My theory is that it's Poe's Law gone wrong, or trolls pushing the idea until people begin to latch onto it as what they perceive to be real.

I remember my elementary school teacher saying that if you shrunk the earth to the size of a billiard ball it would actually be smoother than an actual billiard ball. Not sure of that's actually true considering there were more than a few incorrect ideas fed to me by grade school teachers. And still that would probably only hold true if the oceans were considered "solid," it might not be true if you just take the land and not the oceans with it.

Thats why commies participated in the race to the moon and were keeping that game of flat earth Just beacuse they saw USA did it

Don't have time. Ffs.

there are satellite images of antartica. Its just a rarely used orbit to go around the earth from pole to pole, and kind of defeats the purpose of having satellite coverage since you wouldnt cross over many populated areas.

Sigh. Newfag

It's actually a simulation


*Tips*

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Actually ships don't disappear from the bottom. Ships get too far from our sight... If you take a telescope you can still see the ship.

The curvature? Even from a plane you can't notice it

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If the earth was a globe every time somebody jumped they would shoot into space.

>the lunar landing was faked
But we've placed mirrors on the moon so we can shoot lasers at it and measure how long it takes to get back to the earth, for accurate measurement of the distance between the earth and moon. Literally anyone with the equipment can perform this experiment, and is allowed to.

>being baited this easily
...or am I just being baited this easily. Huh.

which is a scientifically sound theory, unlike flat earth.

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sphere cucks btfo

See, I'm not convinced. It just sounds like trolling to me.

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use a go pro and a balloon and you will see earth is round did it in college and with my kids at home earth is round no doubt about it

Theory doesn't mean what you think it means.
In short; you're fucking retarded.

Truth is important.

>two outright lies
>complete misinformation
kek, you should run for office as a Republican, you'd get a ton of votes.

nice

same as CNN sounds like trolling to me..

>top kek m90

No your camera lense is round which makes the earth look round..jeez

>sounds like
lol

and your mom would sell her ass so you leave the fucking basement

Not sure you understand what schizophrenia is. Granted lots of paranoid schizophrenics may latch onto conspiracy theories because muh evil gubment, but that's not to say that all conspiracy nuts are definite schizos.

Haven't you faggots seen the documentary "Discworld"?

All conspiracy nuts are definitely schizos.

i bet that is what your lawyer daddy says, he give you 5 shekkle to suck foreskin off and touch your curlies?

I don't have so many email to delete!

Well, you have convinced me OP. The Earth is flat. Tomorrow when I go to work with this knowledge literally nothing will be different with regard to my daily activities. However, I will have the satisfaction of knowing how much smarter I am than the round earthers, and how special this makes me.

you are so dumb do you own a go pro we film youtube videos with them all the time it does not make stuff round really dude nice try

I think you're confusing the *fact* of gravity - shit doesn't float away it is drawn towards the center of the Earth - with the theory of gravity - why is there gravity and what causes gravity to be a physical law. Thus, you are unfortunately entirely wrong in everything you say.

Other than that though you are correct.

>What is relative motion?

not what I meant actually. I wouldn't lump Flat Earth into what we would call conspiracy theories... Im on the fence about 9/11 and aliens.. but flat earth is just a lame troll or for the crazies.

>The oceans would fly off into space.
>What are inertia and gravity?
Gr9 b9 m9

This

N-n-no you're a Jew...

Post disabled porn u sick fuck....

there is no such thing as gravity, it is becoz the Gates to Heaven is locked, so you cannot fly off like peter pan

its also worth mentioning that some of my favorite "conspiracies" have been proven as fact. Like the CIA selling drugs to fund their operations, MK Ultra, Cointelpro etc.

Literally retarded.
Gravity exists and you can't just casually fly away like that.

Someone help me explain this, I'm forgetting the right terms.