Greetings

Greetings
I am the wizard of truth
Ask me any question and I will answer correctly every time

Will I succeed in this course I am about to take and achieve my goals in getting a good paying job?

You will get a shit load of money. But it's not from the course you are taking. You become a billionaire after taking over the Italian mafia. Also you will cancer and shit. Also fuck niggers.

Is this statement false?

Nigger

how many rounds will i make it through tonight

2 bullets. Just gotta be a good shot.

there are three letters on the front of my monitor. Which letters are there?

G A Y

will i make it through this academic year?

when will i loose virginity?

how do I become normal and care about my friends and family?

Why are we alive?

how have you resisted the pleasures of the flesh?

well done

how do i feel about being a sociopath?

sure

stop being so self centered.

yea, but to a black guy

i'm doing it right now. im not kidding. im watching porn

how do I stop being self centered?

um... sure

OH WIZARD HOW LONG UNTIL I GET A GF?

How tall am I?

Thanks, i guess

watermelon. oogia boogia where the white women at.

by stop using pepe's. he is dead.

Does that girl in 3rd period like me?

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you? a girlfriend? HAHAHAHAHA!

tall enough for a human being

Am I a nigger in disguise?

will i die of AIDS?

How many feet and inches?

Keked

nope, you will die after a icecream truck falls on you

you have two feet and 4 inches

Who's behind George Soros?

What should i do with my life

Will trump finally get rid of the minorities allowing whites to be the majority once again?

jew

we could only dream

Will my employer find out that I'm a convicted felon?

Is Taylor Swift a right winger?

do good for humanity

go out their and start charities

What is my height expressed in the unit measure of cm?

Mr. wiznard, is the earth flat or round?

she's not a bird, dip shit

...but why?

What colour are my eyes?

pyramid shaped

Yellow. You have kidney problems.

cuz fukk u das why

stop pretending to be me, nigga

How much more lumber do I need to build the altar od storms?

What's 2+2?

Will I succeed my education?

enough wood would be good

69

What is 2+2?

What does 2 and 2 make?

If I take 2 and add it to 2, what do I get?

yea

Oh, great one: how can I resist my urges?

stop going for children. it just tells everyone your trying to compensate for something

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