Do you think your qt crush has ever farted while in your presence, in the same room?

Do you think your qt crush has ever farted while in your presence, in the same room?

Do you think your qt crush has ever taken a dump within an hour of seeing you, either before or after?

My gf takes shits at my house all the time

She probably has called you a piece of shit a few times too.

thats fucking disgusting bro

My gf takes a shit on me all the time

>people doing what every person does is disgusting
Alright m8

what took you so long?

>My gf takes shits at my house all the time
she should have enough class to not do it when you are around. sounds like a real cow to me.

Had to clean the shit off my dick

OP virgin detected.

totally.
I even old her "I heard it".

this is why I'm still a KHV.

>I even old her "I heard it".
Kek

girls fart all the time, OP. My super hot teenage sister farts like a fucking farm animal, non-stop.

acceptable excuse

God you're lucky, I wish I had a hot sister to fart in my face

well, she doesnt fart in my face, but she has no problem blasting them when she is on the couch and others are nearby. she thinks its hilarious. this is a girl who was on the homecoming court. super popular, cute cheerleader. has no class at all while at home.

Not him but it gets old really quick

Virgin detected

What in the name of fuck is a qt crush

This is very odd. Explain the rationale behind this.

I'm divorced.

Grow the fuck up.

Curiosity, my good man.

You are sitting in class, looking at this hottie two seats over, watching her fidget, shift in her seat.

Did she maybe fart while she was shifting? Lift one cheek slightly? Slowly loosen her anus to let gas escape?

Did she leave class and go to the bathroom and push out a large coiled turd?

Or, did she come from home, the remnants of that coil of brown sludge still fresh on her asshole and inner ass cheeks?

answer the question you seeping cunt

So.. you're basically this.. that's neat.

>she should have enough class to not do it when you are around.

Are you actually retarded?

Good thoughts for a fapping session.

wierd.
my sister is a giant landwhale and farts all the time.

its a classless skank move to drop a steaming shit while you are with your boyfriend. Deny it all you want, but your girlfriend is a classless disgusting pig.

they should get together, get naked, go ass to ass, and fart into each other's assholes.

Yes she does cause we don't care about shit like that

TITS OR GTFO

How does this work? I mean what are the logistics of it? Just curious. Seems like a good seal would be required between assholes, but maybe not.

lmao ive asked my gf to let me be in the bathroom because it was so little of a deal

This is the main reason why I cannot bring myself to buttfuck a chick. I hate the smell of poop or farts, and I can't imagine what happens after buttfucking. Probably make me want to never see the chick again.

I very much hate Jews and niggers

Enemas dude. The chicks that I have butt fucked were just as anxious about it being dirty. Take the initiative to buy them one so they don't feel awkward about it. Everyone wins. She is happy because she doesn't have to worry about shit, literally, and neither do you. The second girl I ever buttfucked came from the enema. She had worked herself up so much in anticipation that the feeling drove her right up to the edge and the fingered her clit to finish. Damn she was fun.

/thread

Are you this guy?

Hmm. I might try it if I knew it was cleaned out. Seems like an awkward conversation to have just before fucking though.

Depends on the chick. Once I expressed interest in anal the ones that were into it other A. already knew what to do B. took it upon themselves to learn and took all the steps themselves before hand because the did indeed find it an awkward pre sex situation or C. were anxious enough about it to want me involved. I was fine with all of those. Sure the first time it might be awkward and I helped the one girl with her enema, but honestly it wasn't that different than a sex toy. I didn't watch her shit or anything. When she came out of the bathroom naked and excited to try something new it was sexy as hell and she was very into it. Like I said she had worked her self up at just the idea. Girls that like anal are great man. Take your time and make it pleasurable for them. Too many asshole fuck it up for the rest of us by rough fucking and giving them a bad first impression.

Absolutely disgusting. I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. Well, fuck that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like shit, and not my shit either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty whore feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust.

yes lol

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>I get PISSED.

weird.
you'd at most get SHITTED.

>desecrated my porcelain throne

c'mon, dude. that porcelain is well used to.

Lol probably
#humanstuff

For those of you who are new here let me translate.
"qt crush" means "Girl you are stalking and who you would pee your self in front of if she ever talked to you or bumped into you".

It is a cringe word from the giant lexicon of cringe speak.
Come back tomorrow newfags and learn what other cringe words/terms like "EDC", "FB Fap", "Traps", "Fur" and "Chubs" translate to for people who do not plan to rape a family pet tonight.

Ah, got it. Thanks.

she is rly fat in black mirror

Jesus.. Some of you fucks are just plain retarded.