Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Fucking hell.
Cold needs to die
>checked
Quads confirm, not gay
>if it means anything from me
It means a lot.
When I say I'm too autistic in person, I mean that I have no idea how to act in social situations, because I was never in them growing up.
I didn't have friends, and kids are shallow, so I wasn't able to even be included in stuff until I was in high school. So I never really knew how to fit in, and am still trying to figure it out.
>responsible
This is part of the problem, she's massively irresponsible with everything. Especially money.
I really wish she had moved out by now, but like I said, she's so bad with money that she can't afford too. Despite being out of school for like 4 years now
You're name is offensive to the true king
Claim
I don't need quads to confirm i'm not gay
Claiming a cute
I think my cousin has a crush on me :o
Do you like them?
If dubs I get to kiss you 3 :o
yeah he's cool
;-;
I'll kiss you anyway (I'm not gay though)
Forgot to tag
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Long live the king
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Hi
who is the king?
???
*kisses you* :3
Yo, how's it going?
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Not Alice.
*Kisses back*
Hey. Bad, but of course i'll say i'ts good anyway. How are you?
I've lost everything I struggled to type because I'm an idiot. I'm gonna call it a night early today, thanks for the support.
Aw, sorry to hear that man. I'm bored here at work.
カラミチーマス
Hi.
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I want a lewd and kiss
roll
reroll
this is sachi :o
did you ever get your computer fixed? Im guessing the coke made it worse
That's cool, I lost my post as well when I grabbed a bite to eat. Take it easy man.
>What makes wincest so good.
Possibly because it's taboo. I have no real idea. But I like the idea of an imouto showing affection or appreciation by pleasuring her aniki.
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Sorry to hear all that. I know many people like that, it's just lifes shitty way of saying 'fuck you'
I hope you do figure it out one day, and that day comes soon.
Humans are weird.
Bum ba dumb bum.
let me cuddle ya dingus
Goodnight. I think I know who this is
I appreciate the gesture, Mai.
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You should be working
My computer never broke, my hard drive did
Hello, hello!
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A girl asked me out today
n i c e
f e e t
Up to anything?
Nah, I've done all of my work
she's a lesbian?
Asked you out?
Girls ask people out?
>done with work and killing time
Definitely a good problem to have.
>Girls ask people out?
Yes, they do.
My heart will forever belong to you.
I haven't spoken to a girl outside of my family, outside of the internet, in two years.
ayy lmao
Taking notes on some things I'm learning in Russian.
Anything new with you?
I get mad pucci
They call me the lord of pussy
What? Does everyone know about this?
I could have sworn only guys ask people out.
Is that a surname or your last name?
so will your ass ;)
Today can go die in a fire already.
Why do you post Miku then?
Nope. Just playing New Vegas like usual.
>mad parcheesi
You got game, mang.
It just started tho. What's wrong with it?
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I'm not saying all girls do it. It's happened only two times to me though. Other times I had to do the work.
My day's been pretty good.
Shit day at work?
^-^ *
> Intnensifies*
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guess who got a good laptop and has league installed
>me
>.. Lulu :3
Why don't more girls do it? It would be great if I knew when girls did or didn't like me that way.
night night sweeter
>stargirl
>OwO's
Hell yeah man! Guess who spent most of his work shift repairing his laptop
>me
It's nice when the attraction is mutual and both can do the work. After all that's part of the fun.
goodnight
She's my waifu and she's the first pussy i ever got man
My throat is fucked (insert gay joke) and Im coughing up shit in a kitchen without AC on a hot day.
Its just so slow. Also see above.
>Learning Russian
That and Polish are two languages that kicked my ass when I tried to pick up. Lots of respect if you are making progress on it.
>today can die in a fire
>次巻、マジンカZ: 兜甲児マグマに死す！
Shitty day beyond the normal shit?
Wish me well
This reminds me, the first time I felt arousal was watching the old game show dog eat dog, where contestants would strip in some challenges, so I grew attached to the female host.
>that picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Life is full of 'fuck you' for me. I have appaling luck in literally everything.
>I hope you do figure it out one day
Maybe. I kind of don't bother anymore. I figure if people can't deal with the way I am, they aren't worth my time anyway.
At least that's what I tell myself
Hell if I know. Girls are weird as fuck.
The thing that sucks is that it's so god damn rare to find someone that actually puts effort into it, and expects the male to do all the work.
It's also nice when people are loyal and don't lie to your face.
Sounds pretty shitty. Also AC not working in a kitchen sounds like hell.
O really? If you really loved her you wouldn't want to hurt her by getting random pussy.
Sounds like your V-card is gone for long, you picked a cute chick, I'll give you that.
Can't you use that as excuse to skip for a day?
goodnight kiss for you cutie :o
We have a shitty column fan dorectly below our hood fans. It blows the hot grill air directly into my face. Poor bastard in the corner has to suffer harder though. I can barely stand 5 minutes in that corner.
You've never worked in a kitchen before. Unless you're in hospital or dead, you work.
nice tits whore
D:
> in game sorry for slow
> lulu
It's really interesting so far! I know about 12 letters and 13 words so far, need to study a bit more before moving onto the next lesson.
Always!
Goodnight whom i think is shiro
Is it going well? Happy birthday, you cutie~.
no :o
take care
best girl claimed!
whats good waifu?
See
hey slut
Damn it, why can't their be guy girls, or girly guys, or femboys, or she males. That would be perfect.
No worries, take your time! Have you played LoL before now?
Goodnight!
uhgg mai!
Sure, i think i did well on my exam so pretty good.
How are you?
It feels pretty bad to miss the clues, as an aspie that happened too much.
I really didn't, sounds rough. Isn't it kinda peaceful at certain times of the day?
QOTT: farthest you have gone with a girl?
hug :o
What about with a guy?
Side check kiss
nigga you gay
My first time was with a miku cosplayer so she's
Kissu.
We also.
>Held hands.
Tell us that too.
Any reason why they have that fan there? It seems to be defeating the purpose of the vent hood if it's blowing hot air back towards you guys. Unless it's strictly for moving air in a part of the kitchen with shitty ventilation.
He's right though, been through plenty of cases where I encountered sick employees and when interviewing them confidentially, they pretty much echoed the same sentiment- come to work or else.
>Life is full of 'fuck you' for me.
Life sucks, drop out. I know how you feel, especially with the luck factor. Thing that sucks about luck, is that it's out of your control.
>I figure if people can't deal with the way I am, they aren't worth my time anyway.
Thats the way.
Dealing with normie dudebros that just hang around you for something to do is the worst.
Finding someone who genuinely cares, and calls you a proper friend can be hard, but it's worth it.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but they exist, just the 3D versions of them suck.
Blinded by love?
Bleh, FeelsBadMan.
But sometimes you're better off, who knows.
The lewdest of lewd.
Hand holding.
Oh and fucking.
I remember back in Primary school I kissed my best friend.
Fuck I'm high as shit
So she's special to me*
I've kissed a boy :o
check these dubs
I held hands before too
very scary ;-;