Ask a Jehovah witness anything

Ask a Jehovah witness anything.

So, Do You Guys Think Jesus was Gay? or Judgemental Towards Gays?

And is Judas Inherently evil?

Wtf are you doing on Sup Forums? Go knock on doors.

why haven't you converted heathen

I don't think Jesus was gay, and I don't recall him ever saying anything about gays. But Paul did say to not commit homosexuality, so give or take if Jesus said the same.
And for the second part, I don't know. I never really thought about it.

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Never thought about it.

Do you actually believe that only 144,000 people will be saved? Of course you do, that's why you're here, because you know shit is hopeless for you anyway. Stupid, stupid question! Forget I even asked.

how does it feel to ruin so many childhood's? the fact that you people don't let the kids celebrate shit.

We do believe that only 144,000 will go to heaven, but the rest of us will live forever on a paradise Earth.

Why are you on the internet? isn't it part of the world you shouldn't belong to?

you realize Earth is a paradise as it is right? have you been to Yosemite, Alaska, Grand Canyon, Amazon, etc?

I grew up as a Jehovah Witness and never celebrating holidays never bothered me or any of my friends who also grew up the same way I did. Can't really miss something you never had.
And we don't celebrate them because the origin of them are pagan.

op has been taken away by the space ship

The best I've been to is Hawaii, and when I say paradise I mean that the whole Earth will be as nice as those places.

you missed out big time

sloots in costumes on halloween is paradise

it already is dumbfuck. get out of that cult while you can.

By that they mean to not take part in things that go against our belief. We can still interact with other people.

whats the going rate for salvation these days?

I personally thing it's to big to be considered cult, and I still like the idea of living forever so I'll take my chances.

if they find out you're on /b, you'll be banished by the elders...

$0

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I've met a few Witness chicks IML and I'm curious; some seem to adhere to a more strict dress code, like only dresses or long skirts, but others wear more mainstream clothes. Are there just different levels of literalness, like many other religions?

you live forever when you create something worthwhile for culture. I.E. Art, Tech, Literature. contribute to society. Earth needs you fag.

What do you witness Jehovah doing?

$0? last I talked with one of your reps he wanted a % of income
seemed god needs dollars

why do you folks insist on using the name Jehovah as the real name was Yahweh/ German:Yahveh/. What was it? The 16th century before the letter J was used?

Have you ever changed anyones mind by knocking on their door?

Not on something big, more like, a small thing.

You do realize that the Catholic church is the only true church for salvation right?

Do you guys realize you're spammers?

All they really say for dress codes is to not wear super revealing a tight cloths. While taking part in a religious activity you are expected to dress more formal, but outside it's really up to you.

Jehovah cat witness's you fapping

what kind of porn do JW's like?

Damn. Wish I still had faith. I feel like Voltaire now. I went to a place of higher learning in science and technology. Facts were presented to me on how the world works. It was a sad day to find out Santa wasn't real. I do miss ignorance because it was bliss!

Most people know that, but we don't care for authority and prefer to rebel like Lucifer.

Well my brother left for a while and came back and they asked nothing from him or my family. So either that rep was not who you think he is or corrupt.

I agree that the term "Jehovah Witness" sounds weird.

I think Jehovah is just a modern translation of it.

I've seen big affects(like stopping drug/alcohol addictions) but I don't really know about small things. I guess what do you define as small.

I once took bible study with that mustard colored book as a kid. I was intrigued with the amount of destruction. Do you guys still fuck up kids in that manner?

Why do you guys give me weird looks when you knock on my door and I say no thanks but may the Dark Lady watch over you?

Everyone faps

Were not meant to look at porn(obviously). But what I watch is a whole different conversation.

Don't forget Compton

Will I be allowed to be baptized by your elders if I have tattoos?

Are you allowed to "Enjoy" sex (even just with your wife) or is it a sin and merely an act of procreation?

cats see all

I think most people will give you a weird look for saying that.

No idea what that book was. And I can't answer if it messed someone else up.

Everyone watches some kind of porn. It's human nature to be horny. confess.

great answer. I think we found a future politician for the religious right.

Give me the best evidence you got for a deity.

Yes. I know many people(some of them elders) who have tattoos.
You can enjoy sex. I never looked up this topic to much, but I think the only thing it says about sex is to do it only with your wife.

Do you have a moment to discuss the bible?

>only with your wife

how barbaric

You fuckers are not allowed to vote right?
If you rebelled, who did you vote for?

What did jehovah look like?

Was it Kevin Roberts?

Was Prince a JW?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I'm going to take your answer seriously.

I watch porn, everyone does at some point.

I can say the obvious "Just look around you" thing, but you can say that for just about anything. To me the idea of a deity makes more sense than the big bang, but that's just me.

I was raised a jehova's witness but once I developed a brain started to question it. Seems kind of mind blowing that with all the knowledge on the internet you haven't done the same. Takes a special kind of person to still get brainwashed these days.

I would rather die than spend an eternity with people that closed minded.

Have you ever peeked at your elders book they study?

thetruthofjehowaswittness.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/jehovas-vitner.pdf

Yes. My friend actually show him at a Kingdom Hall once when he lived in Vagus.

No idea. But that would be funny.

If your genuinely interested in this go on JW.org you can look up topics on their and even ask for someone to meet up with you. I sadly don't have enough time to talk about such a big topic in a Sup Forums post.

That is correct, and I still wouldn't of voted. This year sucked.

what do the magic underpants do?

No. And I'm to lazy to read 166 pages.

Eh. Everyone needs something to believe. While I do believe in what the Bibles says, the community keeps sucking me back it. It's full of nice people.

ding ding ding

Compton is paradise compared to some places. Plus people in Compton at least know how to shit in a toilet, rather than worshiping it.

What?

I see where you are coming from with the community thing. I see so many younger people stay in it because all their friends are. They leave the religion, they lose their friends. Thank God I'm autistic and never got along with anyone there.

>because the origin of them are pagan.

Kinda like the origin of Christianity?

Will The Watchtower get involved in VR?

Not only growing up with people. Two of my friends went to the Dominican republic to help preach and they were greeted with open arms from people they never meet. It's stuff like that I like.

are gay people allowed?

If Tom Cruise is the poster boy for scientology, and my fuck he is a good one , Mark Wahlburg is the poster boy for Catholicism , Madonna is the poster child for Kabala and Seth Rogan is the poster boy for Judaism who would you say is the poster boy for Jehovah's witnesses ? I can't think of anyone who has ever been so pro Jehovah's witness that I thought to myself " hey self , that religion looks like the business , let try it out "

Like virtual reality VR? If yes then I have no idea.

Prince, Michael Jackson, Terrance Howard, B.I.G.

Dave Mustaine, Michelle Rodriguez

While it says multiple times in the Bible to not commit homosexuality. You are allowed if you agree to stop that act. Kinda brutal but we believe that God's original intent was for a man and women to be together. So that is what we follow.

I can't say we really have one.

Black tennis sisters

You disfellowshiped breh?

Ya there are famous people who are Witnesses, but I don't think that is the answer he it looking for.

Nope.

That's a fucked up belief. Your God is no different than Allah.

cuck

Alright op here. It's getting late for me so I'm closing shop in the next 10 minutes. If you want I'll be willing to continue this thread tomorrow at some point.

Well you see, those who were famous at one point have no real reason to boast. That's one of the things that we do. There's no reason to

I'm a witness as well that's disfellowshipped and want to come back so bad

All blacks , all died early , so far not look in great for team Jehovah's witness

Don't waste your life. It's all bullshit. Just don't be a cunt, if your god is also not a cunt he'll have your back. Be happy you don't have to deal with those people anymore

If your serious then clean up your act and ask if you can come back.

This one, user?

Ohhhhhh. I thought you meant that one but wasn't sure because they started printing them with a different cover. Ya that book was pretty intense even though it was meant for kids.


Side note to everyone. I'll answer any questions I see after posting this but after that I'm going to bed. I'll do this again tomorrow at some point if you guys want.

Why the fuck would a jh go on Sup Forums?

Jw*

I used to be one of those faggot Jehovah Witlessness

>Your God is no different than Allah.

This is correct, as both are the same God, which is to say, the God of Abraham.

A Jehovah witness can't kill anybody for any reason
ANY REASON

If you get married, you can't marry anyone other than a JW. Divorce is looked down upon and the only valid reason for a divorce would be if your spouse cheated on you. I also think that JW's don't believe in casual dating. The only dating allowed is for marriage purposes.

That's the Mormons, faggot.