NFL general: Blazed Dabbert Edition

FA:Seahawks waive fourth-year CB Tharold Simon
FA:Saints give up the ghost on FA bust Spiller
MIA:Dolphins send DT Earl Mitchell (calf) to IR
SEA:Seahawks 'confident' Russell Wilson will play
JAC:Chris Ivory discharged from hospital Tuesday
LAR:Aaron Donald not expected to be suspended
NO:Sean Payton didn't call Saints' plays Week 1
LAR:Rams lock up DT Michael Brockers through 2019
JAC:Ivory 'hopefully out in the next day or two'
BUF:Watkins working with trainers at practice
ATL:Quinn says Falcons will continue to use RBBC
KC:Werder: Jamaal Charles could sit out again

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1st for iggles

if the naners lose to the panths by less than double digits then i'd be content as long as pic related happens again just to trigger $cam

nth for Dawphins having a modest comeback season

Raiders

if we keep it within 2 possessions it will be a god damn miracle.

>cam newtons flop
lel

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Pasts not being able to sack Eli or break up that pass

Broncos being at the game entirely

repostan from the old thread

what are the top 10 moments in the past 10 years where one play lost a playoff game or ruined their playoff chances?

ayyyyyyy

New thread

God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (742 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (644 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (488 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11. Vikings (410 points)
12. Raiders (404 points)
13. Patriots (392 points)
14. Broncos (364 points)
15. Dolphins (350 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (224 points)
20. Cardinals (208 points)
21. Seahawks (206 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (150 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (84 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (34 points)

plus drew "stretch armstrong" brees or vance mcD dropping it against the panths in 10-9

once the us12s got home field advantage it was ogre from the start

see

>486 posts early

fucking kill yourself

Rahim Moore blowing his assignment against Jacoby Jones

I need that webm if someone has it

TJ Houshmanzadeh drop
Billy Cundiff miss
Favre's OT picks
Peyton's pick six against the Saints
Safety against the Seahawks
Rahim Moore's blown coverage

Don't lose faith in Ole Chipper

NEW THREAD

youtube.com/watch?v=DLBPHU4bPAA

Daily reminder

playoff wins

Andy Dalton:0
Tim Tebow:1

You have been visited by the Measuring stick QB of good leaping, quality starts, and good health will come to your qb, but only if you reply with 'stick the landing tanne'

>doesn't even have news, already a thread,

fucking kill yourself attention whore

marlon mccree's fumble

OP in his other thread

forgot image, fuck

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

44 votes now
1. (8.500) New England Patriots [+0, +0.053]
2. (7.682) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.247]
3. (7.568) Green Bay Packers [+1, -0.456]
4. (7.182) Denver Broncos [+5, +0.358]
5. (7.114) Carolina Panthers [-3, -1.204]
6. (6.909) Cincinnati Bengals [+1, -0.173]
7. (6.568) Kansas City Chiefs [+1, -0.361]
8. (6.409) Oakland Raiders [+2, +0.385]
9. (6.341) Arizona Cardinals [-6, -1.694]
10. (6.205) Seattle Seahawks [-5, -1.795]
11. (6.023) Detroit Lions [+12, +1.505]
12. (5.841) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [+9, +1.229]
13. (5.795) Houston Texans [-2, +0.030]
13. (5.795) New York Giants [+3, +0.595]
15. (5.295) Baltimore Ravens [+5, +0.401]
15. (5.295) Minnesota Vikings [-3, -0.434]
17. (5.227) Philadelphia Eagles [+12, +1.545]
18. (5.136) Jacksonville Jaguars [+0, +0.054]
19. (4.841) New York Jets [-6, -0.700]
20. (4.727) Indianapolis Colts [-7, -0.814]
21. (4.545) New Orleans Saints [+1, +0.016]
22. (4.455) San Francisco 49ers [+9, +2.137]
23. (4.182) Atlanta Falcons [-4, -0.853]
24. (3.909) San Diego Chargers [+3, +0.168]
25. (3.841) Miami Dolphins [+0, -0.406]
25. (3.841) Washington Redskins [-10, -1.430]
27. (3.795) Buffalo Bills [-10, -1.334]
27. (3.795) Dallas Cowboys [-3, -0.605]
29. (3.205) Chicago Bears [-2, -0.536]
30. (3.000) Tennessee Titans [+0, -0.518]
31. (1.000) Cleveland Browns [+1, -1.141]
32. (0.932) Los Angeles Rams [-6, -3.303]

>colin kaepernick: 4
>andy dalton: 0

new logo

i flipped my couch over after that shit

>Implying kaepernick isn't elite

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

week 1 is done, so on to week 2. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHIEO2QqEmI1AvVQaBm2nCG3HN2c5ISjxStS9rWffdTvAKvA/viewform

>Name
put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.

>ID Code
put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.

>Matchup
simply pick who you think wins that game.

>Margin
enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.

>Confidence
put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.

>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

>the city of ike taylor

Friendly Reminder that Colin Kaepernick is undefeated against the Patriots

>Implying he is

Now that's the real joke here

>backup QB
>elite

Playoff wins/=measuring stick

nice nazi symbol familio

did you maake that? or find it?

Lesser intelligent people stay here

Higher intelligent people only come here:

Noone wants ur shit thred

BBs official NFL post week 1 power rankings sponsored by TrumpCoin™

1) Cardinals
2) Packers
3) Chiefs
4) Patriots
5) Panthers
6) Bengals
7) Seahawks
8) Raiders
9) Broncos
10) Jets

11) Lions
12) Giants
13) Texans
14) Steelers
15) Vikings
16) Ravens
17) Redskins
18) Saints
19) Falcons
20) Jaguars
21) 49ers

22) Dolphins
23) Chargers
24) Cowboys
25) Eagles
26) Bills
27) Bears
28) Colts
29) Buccaneers
30) Browns
31) Titans
32) Rams

elite coming through

Lol what

>1)Cardinals

man i felt for tannehill this game. his offense didn't give him any help, stills dropped what should have been an easy touchdown, the o-line was getting manhandled, and then the defense blows it at the end

logo has been around for awhile so I just threw it on a pepe

how retarded do they think people are to believe pepe is a racist nazi symbol?

Don't they realize how out of touch it makes them sound.

reminds me of exploding vans back in 2006

fuck, that's smithsonian quality dank

Leave the shitskins to me

dont fucking remind me

>be hanging out at friends lodge
>watching game, drinking, having a good time
>look down for a second
>look back up, fucking moore blows his assignment
>broncos lose

so fucking mad

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 1

1. Patriots (+1)
2. Steelers (+3)
3. Broncos (+4)
4. Seahawks (-1)
5. Panthers (-4)
6. Cardinals (-2)
7. Bengals (+1)
8. Packers (-2)
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Raiders (+1)
12. Texans (+1)
13. Giants (+3)
14. Ravens (+3)
15. Jets (-1)
16. Redskins (-5)
17. Lions (+7)
18. Colts (-3)
19. Bucs (+6)
20. Cowboys (-2)
21. Bills (-2)
22. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
23. Falcons (-3)
25. Eagles (+2)
26. 49ers (+5)
27. Bears (-4)
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. Rams (-5)
32. Browns

>snok

Terrible terrible job sneak tsk tsk tsk

see

Higher intelligence people go here:

>28. Dolphins

>tfw i reported your thread and you cant stop me

Thread here reported for copypasta

lol those rankings are utter shite

Post your NFL pepes in defiance

This iiiiis the lesser intelligence thread. Lay off. You chose to post here

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>25) Eagles

>25. Eagles (+2)

Eagles are shit confirmed?

): mine are good

i have no fucking clue, Hillary is already so hilariously out of touch.

this is on par witht he 'who is the '''Sup Forums''' why does this hacker attack celebs?'

Oh, damn. Wilson was right fucking there, too. Would have been hilarious if they both wiped out and got injured cuz of Avril's stupid shove.

pepe is pure

pepe is innocent

Real /nfl/ hours who up

>who is the '''Sup Forums''' why does this hacker attack celebs?
what's that? never heard of it.

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Rare ricky, go ahead and save
saving yours

Retards Unite!

>Riho
muh bumbling bimbo

Yuuhi a best

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spee is family friendly pls dleet

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BEst quote was Ricky saying I failed the drug test because I smoked or something like that

I forgot I wasn't supposed to smoke or something

saki is best idol

>idol
What? None of them are idols.

Is it weird to wear my /nfl/ jersey on non-game days?

I wear muh lakeys in summer when it's hot, is a chargers jersey over a sweatshirt too much during winter?

strawpoll.me/11221803

Dudeweed edition Ricky

Who fucking cares?

>no option for Scarletism
shamefur dispray

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It's completely normal dude. Just don't go to a fancy restaurant or a date with it on.

No one likes you anyway, wear whatever.

I just got my first NFL jersey this year lad, I don't know the etiquette on this shit, don't wanna be looking Kevin Smith out there

Right, thanks senpai

I love this. All posters here agreed they are lesser intelligence so no talking shit like you're smart. This is great

I hope wilson's seasons end next week

please rams, just fucking destroy his ankle


Seattle will descend into a 2-3 win season and I'll have a hard cock all year

please

The only people you could possibly offend are sports fans that are so autistic that they can't handle someone else liking what they don't like. So if you meet one of those people, kick his ass because he's probably a tripfag on Sup Forums.

yeah loll

take my rare iggles pepe as a thank you

I made a bunch during the offseason but I don't wanna flood the market

weed is a helluva drug

>mfw too high to correctly respond about weed

I'm laughing too hard senpai

Atheism was a funny meme.

You think Cutlel puffs during the off season?

ricky williams is one of my top 5 favorite RBs of all time tbqh

He didn't post one did he? where. Ill remake the poll

I got an autograph years ago

I remember watching him play in college and thinking holey shiet

gonna need sauce or we're gonna have to take you downtown

Koirizo

funny thing is i think it was not long after Russel getting stepped on, and gettibg 40 added to his 40

he was Elite

Koisuru Natsu no Last Resort

It's one of those japanese picture book things where you pick a waifu and fuck em, and it pretends they're all over 18. That one has a full english translation if you want a good fap.

>Texans likely not last anymore after this season

I don't even have a happy Texans reaction image for this, they're all depicting misery