Why are you single and still a virgin Sup Forums?
Why are you single and still a virgin Sup Forums?
OP here. I just don't date or know any girls. I have no social life.
CUZ FUCK YOU MOM, I TOLD YOU I WAS FOCUSING ON MY CLASSES.
REAL OP here. But yes, that's true.
I'm not. Something must be wrong with you.
Same here. Atleast, that's what I keep telling myself anyway to avoid the truth that I'm unatractive and ugly.
I live in the middle of nowhere and keep to myself. Having a relationship at this point is a commitment I'm not ready to make.
i started this thread for advice guys. i cant take being a virgin anymore
Somebody keeps pretending to be me. OP here.
Not a virgin, but I'm single because I hate dealing with American girls.
Ever try tinder?
Meh, im not in denial, i know im a kissless virgin because i dont know how to fucking talk to people. But that is more or less the excuse i give everyone
>eh hah its just not a priority right now guise
yeah ive tried it. in my area its very popular with the gay community :/ i tried that for a bit but but i think im gonna stick with girls
Not a virgin but single because maintaining relationships is too much of a fucking headache.
Never had balls to do new things. So I'm stuck in the same situation for ever.
Small penis
>short and skinny
>average face at best
>not a lot of money
>awkward around new people
>not the best conversationalist
I'm pretty cool to hang with when you get to know me and I'll spend whatever little money I have to make sure a girl has a good time. I've come extremely close to fucking my oneitis but she blue balled me.
because every time a woman shows interest i fucking pussy out and get scared. i should just fucking k my s at this point
1)Acting like a psycho because everyone knows you don't "fuck with" someone who would be willing to pull the trigger.
-I now have some of those charactericts that are hard to get rid of
2)extreme hate for my mom because of her mental problems. Also the bitch has no concept of logic and is completely 2 faced
Ex)says she is compassionate
-kept the family dog alive and suffering on close to 10 different meds for close to a year when it would be clear to any rational person that her quality of life was shit
because i'm on Sup Forums instead of out socializing
also i'm a workaholic
Because I can't tolerate social idiocy and I find the compromises you have to make in a relationship to be illogical.
I'm a virgin because I despise woman and the power that they can hold over men by the mere mention of rape. That and having girls hit on me then shooting them down feels amazing. I'm 6 foot 2 and I work out every day. I'm not shredded, but I look good enough to fuck with bitches heads.
I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin. Should I just end it?
Just put a post in casual encounters on craigslist advertising your virginity is up for grabs, this your top three strengths (i.e. not covered in zits, don't smell like a dead skunk farted out a sewer, didn't vote for Trump) and your weaknesses (fat, slob, hairy, covered in zits, smell like a dead skunk farted out a sewer and left to decompose in the basment where you live and play WoW, voted for Trump cuz he keeps the womens in line)...
You would be surprised how often this works.
Use your wizardry for good, and be thankful for what you have in life.
Girls show interest, I can talk to them but I'm a fucking bitch and don't make a move, the girl that was kinda into me then thinks I'm a bitch for not asking her out / trying to kiss her
I'm a smart guy I usually have good luck with girls. Problem is I have a high standards. I guess thats why really.
Had a desolate and awkward upbringing, but now I'm just busy working and sleeping. Not terribly unattractive or antisocial, I mostly lack opportunities for anything more.
Maybe I'll do college later.
I'm single, but no virgin.
'Cause I'm a gross fuckin' weirdo.
I'm the most socially awkward fucker on earth and I can't get out of it. I just don't know what to say, and not only to girls. Just anybody
>MFW I spend all day in Sup Forums sitting next to my partner of 2 years who laughs at all the memes, knows all the jokes, knows all about us and none of you will believe me because I'm posting in Sup Forums
Are you fucking kidding? Real op here.
if you spend a good solid couple days firing out emails (depending on how busy the CA section is) you can get laid by some dirty (filthy) skank in no time flat. just gotta put in the time. delete the ad every day and repost it so it stays on top
Hahahaha fag
31 kissless virgin here
probably
Because I have no social skills and when people tell me I'm attractive it's probably a "lie to the autist" thing
Honestly, I'm just shy, OP. I also don't know how to flirt very well for the same reason. I'm also afraid I'll scare chicks off by asking them out. D: Which has kinda happened, they kinda stop talking to me after awhile. Sorry, I was attracted to you!
Akward ,short , no game ,ugly
dunno, i'd rather be a virgin than get my dick covered in stds
I haven't met any available women that share my dark sense of human irl. Any one studying at psu?
yeah not gonna lie that happened to me. it was quite an unpleasant experience getting treated for syphilis
Stay mad.
I'm the one person on Sup Forums who isn't lying.
>THIS IS NOT SATIRE
Hooker said no
I've been single for the last 11 years, but I'm not a virgin.
lol same here. girl has openly told me and her friends she likes me, dont really want to hook up with her. I think I watch too much porn, i have a very low sex drive for real girls lol
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>live with my parents while finishing school, too embarrassed to bring a girl home with my mom and dad hanging around
>between work and school, I dont have much free time anyway
>girls at my school are 100% done with the college life from what ive seen. Im not the only one thats trying to get in their pants so after class they fuck off to the door and go home
>dont really know how to approach them anyway, im shy, yadda yadda yadda
>genuinely enjoy my free time and money, look at my friends with GFs and see theyre miserable about 50% of the time
mainly the last one. sometimes it bothers me, other times I fap and enjoy the time to myself. Though I would like to at least like to have sex to say I did. Ive been getting better at flirting, currently talking to this one girl in my class after the last one turned me down. If she doesnt get the hint soon im gonna flat out say im interested in you and if you are too than we should go out sometime
Im at this point where I dont feel sorry for myself but dont give a fuck if I look stupid either. Its kind of relieving
I've never really pursued anyone. gonna pound some boypussy tomorrow though. Hopefully one day i have a normal, well adjusted sex life
Never bothered with relationships.
Probably yet.
youre just an asshole. stop acting lik an edgelord becuase you sound cringy as fuck and dont blame youre mom for all of your faults
act like a normie for a while and see how that works out, even if youre faking it
Not a virgin, but I did just get dumped today
My imaginary girlfriend and violent alcohol abuse have been treating me alright
friend of mine didnt loose hers until she was 28. Its different for girls though.
Everyone panics in the 20s to not be a virign, and while it is important the average life is like 70 + years, so you have another potential 40 to have sex. dont give up, but seriously consider making changes to yourself and your life if it hasnt happened yet
All my previous gf have been cazy and if my family has taught me anything its dont stick your dick in crazy
THATS my problem bro
Nobody loves you when your cum is the color of corn
Not a virgin!
but only had sex once and I am a shy fuck.
I hate clubs and dont trust tinder, the few times I have used it have been a failure and im scared id get murdered or some shit
my "friends" have tired to "help me out" by sticking me with some girl an out right announcing im a virgin and nervous around girls and I get the
>awww, its ok, thats sweet
which makes me feel humiliated and id rather not even bother than be treated like a baby
That's not the same as being a betacuck
I was too busy trying to make a relationship with a friend who would never put out work instead of hitting it off with the ones that actually wanted a quick fuck.
Yes, I'm a retard.
>two of my friends knocked of their GF's in highschool
>my brother knocked up his fuck buddy friend
honestly, im scared of it happening to me. they all swore they used protection or the girl was on the pill (though my bro thinks she lied and just wanted to have a baby), but seeing all those dreams and potentials die freaked me out. Thats at least what I tell myself, really spending my nights here where im comfortable and not out at parties doesnt help
I'm an old soul, therefore the women my age are not mature enough to recognize my value, therefore they date the douchebag that make them single mothers. Only after that do they have an interest in me but I won't have them after the fact. I don't need the responsibility of a kid at 22 years old
because no one swipes left for me
i have no idea what i'm doing when it comes to that sort of thing
flirting just doesn't make any sense to me
a girl once held my hand about a decade ago and told me she was feeling horny
i had no idea what was going on
to this day that's the closest i've come to sex
It's harder to knock someone up than you think. I never use condoms and just pull out... so far so good lol? that's asking for trouble I know but still.
Because I don't want to step out of my comfort zone.
Just do it.
I'm not a virgin faggot, I fucked my first girl at 14, went through an awkward stage from 15-20 didn't fuck at all, college had 3 gfs, 5 years of hookers but no real pussy, since 25 two girl friends...I have a small penis (6 inch erect, 5.2 inch girth, I'm 6'1'') and I'm pretty fat (between 280 and 360 for last two years) so if you neckbeards want to know anything else let me know
seems like there are a few steps that have to come first
"just do it" sounds a bit rapey
because im a beta sub with weird fetishes
I make pretty good money which does help
my method
>find common ground. work school, hobbies ect
its easier in school I guess, but have a reason to approach them about something. It helps if you start with a question. 'hey did you get this homework? Did you understand this, I see youre a fan of X" type of stuff
>build a relationship from that
once youre in, keep the ball rolling, Again, its easier when you have common ground and can talk about things
>after a while, ask them to hang out
maybe talk about X more, or if you find out theyre into something else do that too
bingo bango you have a "date", they might not even realize it which is why its important to let them know fo your intentions either before the date or after its over so you dont waste time
its easier for me becuase im in school so its just a bunch of bored 20 year olds hanging around
how do you let them know your intentions to make it obvious it isn't a "just friends" deal without coming off as a creepy perv?
>girl at work likes me
>know this for a fact, we flirt all the time and she has told other she thinks im cute
>kind of want to fuck her but..
>shes a complete airhead, shes cute and bubbly but I feel like id get tired of her shit real quick. sometimes even at work its like babysitting a child
>she has this on again, off again BF that she breaks up and makes up with at least 5 times since ive met her
>I think she hangs out with a lot of other guys too, she used to flirt with other guys at work but has since focused on me
fucking forbidden fruit right in front of me. I know I probably could loose my V card to her but she seems like shes more trouble than shes worth and we work together so it could get shitty
>bait
very hard, I had this same problem. Bascially it comes done to tone. You dont start out with
>JUST SO YOU KNOW I THINK WE SHOULD DATE
but you cant pussy foot around either. Just drop little flirtatious comments as the day goes on and act non nonchalant about it. At the end ask if they want to go out again sometime.
Iits like a dance, and Ive had times where I think Ii do everything right and they still shocked it was a date and not just friends hanging out. Sometimes you just gotta keep plugging along until something happens
I don't usually comment on anything but I really felt for a lot of you here. I hope this reaches out to someone who hates being alone and wants that to change. I been there before and its just not good. I used to have to same problems (sometimes I still do) I'm shy, suffer from anxiety, basically just lacked social skills. I never trusted tinder or going out to a club to find a partner. And at the time even if I did end up dating someone i felt scared of their opinion when they find out that I'm unemployed, not in school, lived my mom and just constantly played mount & blade, age of empires 2, league etc. But my p.c crashed. Obviously had no money to replace it and after a couple months of not doing shit (literally just went on Facebook and YouTube) I finally decided to take part in the resistance. Got into land defence of indigenous lands against pipelines and other colonial shit. I met lots of very educated people. Some who taught me what anarchism meant and feminism ( not white feminism (there's a difference)) in this place I ended up dating 3 beautiful women, 2 of which I made love with and I'm actually in a terrible situation where I have to decide who I want to keep on dating since polyamory is not really for me. Like I said I am still shy, I'm only 120 pounds 5'11 but I am pretty good looking (so I've been told. Before I always thought of myself as an ugly piece of shit) maybe I still am. Maybe what got me here now are my political views, my dedication to the movement and maybe being in touch with my feminine side. I did find something that gave my life purpose which is defending the land for the future generations. I also learned how to hunt and picked up some survival skills which might be kind of sexy. Anyways I'm not trying to get anyone to become an activist. My point is to make that big step in your life. Find a purpose and stick with it. A women or a man or a non binary person loves to see someone with a purpose. Also study feminism (it'll help)
Because I voted for trump
Oh and I still sometimes sleep at my mom's. Still unemployed. Still have $0 to my name and still skinny af.
Cos I am only faithful to u b, now come and let me fuck u in the prolapsed asshole like a good shitty imageboard
Cos I voted for hillary
tdrl get off you ass and be social, we didnt need your blog telling us to be a feminist anarchist t get pussy
you shouldnt even want pussy from those groups
Im married and thots still cant keep eye fucking me in public
I'm a 25 yr old virgin whose turned down sex 3 times.
First and 2nd time were to my alcoholic friend/crush who was relapsing super hard and couldn't control herself, and the 3rd time was to my last gf who I just wasn't super into. So she sucked my dick instead.
Been on 3rd base for a while, guess I'm legit holding out until I find the right girl under the right circumstance.
imagine how good his life is. supreme dictator of an entire country? He probably has like 200 bastard children
Ive been getting mixed singles from this girl and her best friend for a while now
>almost dated said girl, finally nutted up and asked her out after months of psuedo dating
>she says no, stops talking to me
>her friend who had been pushing hard for us (thought we were cute) said she was sorry it didnt work out
>whatever, still think about her now and then but its her choice
>suddenly get a text on my birthday from her wishing me well, get excited thinking theres a chance even if its pathetic
>nothing for months
>she gets a BF, hurts a little but whatever
>her friend runs into me at the bar, we have drinks as her and I were always on good terms
>shes drunk and goes on about how shes sorry it never worked out, we should have been together, her new BF sucks, ect
>brings back the old feeling again
theyre both just poison tbh, shame because theyre nice people to me but they just keep inadvertently get my hopes up and crash them down
Cos I can only get hard when I rub my own faeces on myself, am getting therapy
not a virgin, but single but i prefer to be alone than having to deal with people.
the sad thing is that i can ALMOST have sex with anyone i want, but rather jerk off to avoid getting close to someone bc people disappoint me.
Not a virgin but single for a while.
I detest people, and the way they think, most girls i've met or socialized with had no personality or were just a shell of an actual person.
Finding someone who can actually articulate a sentence without trying to be a condescending bitch or attempt to manipulate me into something I don't want would probably be the only way I make a relationship work.
basicaly this. You need to really have an epiphany or a big shift in your actions if you wanna go from anxious shut-in to date able material.
Because im fat, ugly, and socially retarded. Not really anything i don't know.
I'm fat but pretty good socially. fist bump for fat guy problems. like finding clothes that fit properly and solutions to swamp ass
>20 khv NEET
>Never even tried to get gf
>Live in rural area
>Depression
>Low self esteem
>Awkwardness
>Have nothing to offer
You have any success losing weight? I fucking hate being fat, but holy shit is it hard. Eating is just something i do when im sad or bored.
Because Im a christian and I am waiting till marriage :)
>be me
>ugly
>no money
maybe you can figure it out op
honestly my diet isn't all that bad. I never eat fast food or soda. I like vegetables I just can't bring myself to exercise.
Im to ugly to date girls i find attractive so i either stay single forever or fuck a fatty/deformed bitch and i rather die ugly and alone then
Im also not rich or succesful
Yea diet is 100% the problem with my weight. I eat pretty much only junk food and soda because they taste good. I have to stop, but fuck me man. Mind if i ask you your height and weight? Im 5'8 and 220.
I'm 6'1 275ish. I'm a big fat fuck