>mfw the world still doesn't know the power of the leaf
Mfw the world still doesn't know the power of the leaf
Jaxon Jenkins
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Christopher Rogers
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Lincoln Howard
>power of the leaf
African pirates have more naval ships than us desu
Liam Kelly
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Jack Hughes
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Oliver Davis
day of the rake when
Elijah Gray
Goose had it coming.
Geese always have it coming..
Oliver Collins
>Guis look our leader attempted to physically overpowered a 70 year old man aren't we alpha
Nuke Canada
Julian Thompson
Oh but I do
Carson Rodriguez
Sad eh?
Easton Stewart
>mfw the world still doesn't know the power of the anvil
Liam Flores
el canadiANO
Wyatt Brown
Flawless Victory
Blake Walker
>Hagfan Axebrew
I like it
Gavin Foster
>Urist Axeson
>Urist also mean dagger.
What a coincidence, my first name also mean Sword.
Brody Moore
no
Jeremiah Moore
That bald eagle looks weird mayng
Evan Wright
>thorhardt runebattle
last name could be better
Justin Nguyen
>Gimgan Goldsmith
Wooooooow literally a fuck jew of the moutainjews, i'm probably one of the fuckers who awoken Balrog
Bentley Smith
Gimli Doomson
Easton Myers
Durin Hillbrew.
Kinda lame desu.
Daniel Bennett
>Murican dreams about burning down a food outlet
>Canadians have already burnt down their capital building
Ryan Young
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Julian Hall
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Josiah Anderson
The Canadian man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin. This pale skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the freezing blizzards of Canada, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The Canadian man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The Canadian penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the Canadian man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Canadian seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the Canadian man impregnates.
In total, the Canadian man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the Canadian man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.
Austin Sullivan
>All this is the reason why the Canadian man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.
Julian Reed
>I stopped reading at the end
James Ward
>Reinfan Breadholme
Sounds terrible
Levi Scott
>Timmies bought by Yanks
>Burn it down
Haha idiot but seriously fuck Timmies now it's gone to shit since the BK acquisition.
Juan Powell
Bomgan Undersmith
Jeremiah Walker
I hate their smug fucking faces.
Aaron Nguyen
Canada still hasn't apologized for Bryan Adam's
Jacob Flores
>Willin Goldstone
le happy merchant
Dominic Moore
How to pretend you're Canadian when you travel
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Gabriel James
Gimkarl Hammerson
Sebastian Ramirez
>Hanhardt Undermountain
I don't even.