In this thread, we post five random facts about ourselves. Let's get to know each other, Sup Forums

In this thread, we post five random facts about ourselves. Let's get to know each other, Sup Forums.

1. 25 years old.
2. Have two cats.
3. Like to drink alcohol.
4. Currently in bed.
5. Have slept with 6 people.

Goooooo!

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1. Virgin
2. Depressed
3. Lonely
4. Stressed
5. Going downhill in life

Goddamnit, CMON Sup Forums

1. Have an STD
2. Got raped by a dog
3. I eat snot
4. I use pineapple on my pizza
5. 4 inch dick

What std? Herpes? Everybody's got that bro

1. I'm going to school for audio engineering
2. I play bass and sing in a garage punk band.
3. Im 19
4. I dont have my licence or permit
5. I'm related to the rock technically

>Got raped by a dog

Gonorrhea

Ew

bonus fact, i make asmr on youtube sometimes

Technically related? How so?

by marriage, but honestly its too far to really count, but i guess you could if you go down the lineage enough, ive met him like, once when i was 4

>Am 20
>Live alone in downtown London (From US)
>Never have had a job, dont want one.
>Not going to school, dont want to.
>Am a trust fund baby.

Yeh buddy living that life !

1. 27 Male
2. Moving to Myrtle Beach in a week
3. Clean off heroin for 4 years
4. Play Guitar Bass and Mandolin
5. Don't think I'll ever have a girlfriend again

Jealous.

1. I draw porn regularly.
2. I like kids, sometimes adults.
3. Currently playing the new MH, disappointed I can't arm wrestle.
4. I hate my roommates.
5. I have a dog.

1.28 year old male
2.Lost my job, might have a real job soon
3.My bipolar will probably get my killed one day
4. Legend of Mana is my favorite game ever.
5. Girlfriend of three years, not happy.

O shit what kind of dog

He's a mutt. Predominantly Shepard.

congrats on staying clean

1. Recently did 7 months for an aggravated assault
2. Live North of Pittsburgh
3. Usually the oldest guy at the skate park
4. Work in a machine shop
5. Hopelessly depressed.

What kind of porn? Hentai?

1. I'm an amateur radio operator (ham)
2. Cemetery Man is my favorite movie.
3. I'll always have a soft spot for the Dreamcast and Jet Grind Radio.
4. When I was in 3rd grade I went to Space Camp and got snowed in by a blizzard in Tennessee on my way down there.
5. I like cats.

Well, Yeah. Mostly shota and loli.

1. Drives a Datsun
2. Has fucked less than 5 different girls
3. Takes an American job away from a u.s. citizen
4. Almost has a degree in automotive technology
5. Dating a sick girl

who and why did you do that to?

List ages of all girls.

This fucking thing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Storm_of_the_Century

1. I'm on crutches because of skateboarding atm
2. I like drawing while listening to horror movie soundtracks
3. I'm sad, angry and fucked in the head
4. I always run away from relationships and girls that like me for some reason
5. I like playing fastcore and powerviolence to my dog

Op here. Live right under Pittsburgh in Md

1. Once came i my own mouth
2. Once came on a leaf while my gf tugged my wiener
3. Once came on a toilet seat in highschool
4. Once came on the inside of my friend's mom's panties
5. I've ejaculated in all of my friends houses

My niece's ex was beating her. My brother told me about it. so I drove to the kids work and kicked the shit out of him

1. Am male
2. Was raped, put up a fight and I hated the first few minutes but then it turned consensual after it stopped hurting
3. Was an alcoholic for 3 years
4. have slept with 2 women including the one that raped me
5. am 6ft

AMA, can elaborate on any of the 5 facts

how old are you?

36

elaborate on the rape

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on how your rape turned consensual.

1. Surprised that Sup Forums is filled with teenage boys
2. If I drink one ill drink 6-8 beers
3. My balls swell every time i'm on Sup Forums
4. Been going to sleep at 7;0am for the past 4days
5. I love eating cereals

>15 Years old
>Get good grades
>Smoke shitloads of weed a week
>Virgin, but have the oppurtunity
>Unhappy

>15
>on Sup Forums
enjoy the ban

19, 22,23,19,19

Roger that.

Favorite cereal? I just ate a bowl of rip off Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Cinn Toast Crunch is hard to beat, but I prefer dense roasted oat pieces. Some Muesli stuff

1. 30
2. my ex-gf went crazy & become religious fanatic
3. have 3 legged cat
4. hate my jobs
5. has fucked 9 hookers
6. i almost broke

>early 20s
>draw porn for a extra cash
>play the drums and synth piano
>satsuki is my favorite anime girl
>have had the same phone for 5 years

1. 18 years old
2. Strong accurate punches
3. Good wrestling
4. Won past 3 fights with a choke submission
5. Low endurance

How do you get raped by a dog?? Also pineapple on pizza is a okay, and so are mangoes.

Apparently Mr Johnson said he has a shitton of cousins, do you know exactly how you're related to the Rock?

Why don't you want a job? You seem set for life, you could do something you enjoy and get paid for it instead of some slave labour the rest of us plebs have to do.

Can you show me one of your porn works please, or your doggo

Bipolar I or II? Please get help user

How are you fucked in the head? How does your dog react to those types of music?

You came on one singular, specific leaf?

context: Was friends with benefits with a girl in 9th grade, but I cut off contact with her because she started whoring around with shady people. I didn't mind the whoring around part, but I just didn't like the people she was associating with.
>fast forward to august this year
>am dicking around in a huge park in the city
>park is mostly ravine and densely wooded
>let's call this girl CC
>park is near CC's apartment
>gets dark, but I didn't care because city is very safe/homeless people are generally nonviolent
>suddenly get jumped
>adrenalinepumping.jpg
>got thrown on the ground, saw like 5 figures
>kicked two of them in the crotch
>screams are feminine
>realize all 5 are female

cont in next post

Why 3 legs?
Fun story time. I used to volunteer at a vet clinic and helped amputate a cats hind leg, they had me throw it in the trash can afterwards. Was a weird feeling.

1. I'm really lazy.
2. I've had a DUI.
3. I'm very boring.
4. I love science.

1. 25 years old.
2. Have 2 jobs (UPS and a Fruit shop about 90h a week)
3. Like to play video games.
4. Have a Girlfriend for 6 years.(Going fine)
5. Have slept with 5 people.

by marriage, but to be honest it is so far on the lineage, but i guess i am technically, ive only met him like once when I was 4.

1. I'm 28 next week
2. Finishing up school for licensure as high school science teacher
3. Live in Hawaii
4. Waiting till midnight for muh pokemans
5. I'm bored as fuck

dunno, i think a car crushed my cat's hind leg

1. Survived the Yugoslavian-Civil War
2. Managed to get rid of anxiety and panic attacks
3. Music producer and martial artist
4. Have lovely girlfriend
5. Don't know why I cheat on her

1. 21 years old
2. No idea what I want to do
3. had sex 1 time
4. I prefer to be alone than be around people
5. Stressed about my future

How's schooling to become a teacher? I'm getting ready to go back to school to dual certify for English and Special Ed. Any advice for a fellow user?

which religion?
>obligatory pic of your cripple cat

show us a drawing pls

>put up a fight
>almost overpower them
>suddenly someone has a rope around my neck from behind
>get pinned down
>flashlight in eyes
>Yell profanity, struggle
>But it failed!
>rope goes around my mouth, am gagged
>realized there are 5 female flipshits and niggers holding me down
>6th figure squats down, blows me
>realize 6th figure is a girl, so thankfully not a nigger about to assfuck me
>6th girl mounts me
>hurt like a motherfucker
>"Hey user long time no see"
>CC's voice
>whattheactualfuck
>started feeling good afterwards, probably since I wasn't as scared because I knew at least who was raping me
>stopped resisting
>became consensual
>came inside her
>bitches let me go
>get up and kiss CC
>grab nearest bitch and puts her in a headlock, demand an explanation
>bitch gets suffocated if no one talks

Eventually find out that CC had been on LSD and promised these idiots LSD if they helped her rape me. I end the night by fucking CC again in front of them, then proceeded to bunch a few of them in the face and knee the remaining in the back before leaving. CC gave them their LSD then left us alone. I walk her back to her apartment then keep fucking her. Slept over, in the morning I made her go to the clinic and take a plan B. Fuck her every week or so now, but have been very dominate because she managed to pull crazy shit off like what I just told you guys.

I now carry a knife with me for fear that niggers will jump me again.

Crazy story, up to you if you believe me, but it happened and it was fucking terrifying at first

Tits or GTFO

Same with #2 but on meds for 13 years so not really

that's pretty cool user

Happy early 28th birthday user!

And as this user said also check'em

which martial art?

1. I'm eighteen
2. Dating the world's most perfect Nerdy Girl
3. Trying to go to college for Game Design
4. Assassin's Creed aficionado
5. Avid pothead

Fuck off, Tim.

>20
>There's nothing interesting about me at all

1. 22yo
2. introvert
3. have 10 inch dick
4. still a virgin
5. i think i'm gay
6. or bisexual
7. Type O Negative is my favorite band
8. planning to join the army (or not)

1. dented spine
2. pay a lot of medical bills
3. live alone
4. no car
5. no pets + single depressed

That sounds insane. The sex must be great though. Post pic of crazy bitch for science

1. 30 year old virgin
2. Ate pussy only once but sucked two different dicks
3. First kiss was at 22.
4. Work a shitty cistomer service job. 5. Proud Oregonian, born and raised.

You think you're gay? Get some dude on grindr to suck your big cock and find out. It's 2016 bro use the internets

Dick pic please.

1/. Virgin, even though my girlfriend is pretty wild and loves sexy things. I don't want to rush things

2/. I've never had alcohol. Takes money away from my main hobby, gaming.

3/. I'm paranoid in public and always keep a knife on me.

4/. 21 and can't even drive. But I usually take public transit, so I don't mind.

5/. I have a guitar, and never even played me. My roommate left it when they moved out, never came back to retrieve it.

See this guy wants your cock in his throat

Get a pet. For real . It will help

same on all

Krav Maga and Wing Chung

Your girlfriend is going to fuck somebody else if you don't slam her arbys double roast beef soon

Everybody wing chung tonight

1.virgin
2.going for a pharmacy technician
3.cannot swim
4.I scare my dog oftenly with a green bucket of water
5.am thinking wether or not to deliver to an 8chn post asking for a sharpie in the pooper

Bonus fact: I failed at suicide

Fuck 8ch, that Sharpie Ass needs to deliver in here

1. 19
2. I learned the ukulele after impulse buying one for $80 US
3. I live in San Francisco
4. I smoked weed for the first time when I was 12
5. I have slept with 10 people

I wouldnt mind a cock in my throat either.

Dubs of homosexuality confirmed.

i want to bully you

Good luck with that

Aficionado, fucking really. Is there a fine art to being bored and climbing buildings over and over?

33 years old

Three kids, wife, boxer and cat.

Go a big rubbery one over period historical movies like Master and Commander, The Duellists or Barry Lyndon.

Big into classic era metal lately - Slayer, Metallica, Judas Priest, etc.

Whiskey and cigars.

1. I sometimes eat mayo straight out of the jar with a spoon
2. I drink 1 to 1.5 litres of coffee a day
3. I am a DM running dnd 5e for a group of six
4. I recently bought a buttplug
5. I have learned Finnish as a second language

Not homosexuality, bisexuality. And its hard to think about how lonely I am while sucking a guy off. I'd be eating pussy all day if any women let me near them.

>Dropped out of College
>Alcoholic
>Spine Disease
>Musician
>Constantly driving the only person who truly loves me into the ground because I can not allow myself to be happy

Nah. I'm just saying that if you had a question about anything in the series, whether it be plot, story, armament, characters, items, etc., I'd be the dude to come talk to.

1. I can juggle and ride a unicycle, just not at the same time.
2. I am ambidexterous and I can fire two guns accurately, impressing no one but my NRA buddies.
3. I'm married to the only woman I ever had sex with.
4. I qualified for a scholarship but I opted out of going to college to marry the woman I knocked up and work.
5. I'm of Mexican decent, 1/4 white, but I look white.

Gaaaaay

Never said it was a FUN lifestyle

Is Finnish hard to learn? I'm half Finnish and want to learn the language of my people.

Do you regret not going to college?

What do you do for work?

Do you have a fucking blog keks

It's not bad but most people don't ever Finnish

proof of "perfect" pls

*...then proceeded to PUNCH a few of them...
not bunch.
Sex is pretty okay, the other woman I sleep with is better. Apparently I'm *still* the biggest she's had for the last half decade or so. Am only 6 inches long and 5 inches around and I can't stick it in when she's asleep because it doesn't fit. However she's extremely into me as you could probably infer; my dick still barely fits though when she's super wet. Gimme a few minutes to find pics

Are you male or female?

Don't drink beer. Just drink fine wine every now and then.
Can relate to why you keep a knife on you, read my story (I linked above) if you'd like.

Have taken a bit of wing chung, am interested in krav maga. How hard is krav maga?

How did you fail suicide? Also please get help user


I suggest you learn how to do it at the same time. Am learning exactly that at the moment, I can juggle blindfold and ride the unicycle blindfold, but juggle worse than the average non-juggler when I'm riding the unicycle.
Am impressed with your sharp shooting skills, trying to get my accuracy with my left hand just as good as my right, but it's tought.

Also mad respect for #3. I salute you user.

Nope. I'm not some Tumblrina douchebag. I just love the series in its entirety.