ITT: we pretend we are americans

ITT: we pretend we are americans

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MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN

I'm american

Why you u no vote same as me?

We need more guns to keep the children save

FREEDUMMMM HURRR DURRRR!
MUH WEAPONSSSSSSSS

if we get rid of the guns then how am i suppost to shoot the guns that are shooting at me?

first of all, we don't call ourselves "americans" anymore because stupid fucking "latinx"s--who no longer have a gender--like to tell us that we don't own the "americas" and only inhabit a small part of them.

second, if we care about the election, we'd be losers. there is SO much more to enjoy in life, like the exponentially larger amount of culture we've produced; and then there's actually a fucking quora thread about how the UK has the greatest culture the world has ever known when we invented calculators and computers and everything else and influence the world more than anyone ever will.

we're NOT as tiny as you. we have SO MUCH. you have fucking dr. who or some gay ass shit. all US television aside--and that's five times anyone else, we have 100 times the cinema and music.

So what if I'm actually an American?

Woah you're really good at this

Game over man, game over!

ITT: We laugh at what ignorant Eurofags think of Americans.

Helpful tip, friends: We don't give a shit. We don't have a cultural inferiority complex like the rest of the western world.

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>Muh guns
>Muh freedom
>Muh free speech
>Muh rights
Honestly Americas patriotism is fucking disgusting and unattractive.

>we don't give a shit
If you really didn't give a shit you wouldn't have to tell people you didn't give a shit.

you suck a nigger cock until trump comes to save you

>north of highway 8
I would give anybody who gets that reference a $1,000, cash, within 2 hours, driving distance, of said reference.

Howdy.

I need a cryroom so I can get over being the biggest faggot on earth
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm a faggot pretending to not be a faggot pretending to be a faggot pretending not to be a faggot

Justin Bieber?

America
Your fired!

and prideless beta-male faggots are SO much more attractive. good luck with the ongoing third world invasion, buddy.

Well... Why?

We like our country. It might not be much objectively better than everywhere else, and it has deep flaws, but it's ours.

Also, it has twice the tonnage of battleship that Russia and China have combined, and neither of them are really adversarial anymore. Most of the world has to do things on America's terms because of its economic and military power. Why not suck up a little bit? Hell, it's pretty ok here when politicians don't break shit.

I'm guessing it's an inside joke, and the one person on earth who gets it is someone to whom you already owe $1,000. Brilliant.

Use knives, you know because gun owners keep saying "hurr durr knives are just as dangerous"

FUCKING LIBERITARDS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY COUNTRIES ISSUES!!

THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY GUNS AND FORRCE ME TO LIKE BLACK NON CHRISTIANS!

Do I get to suck his when he shows up? God, I hope so...

Praise kek! Long live daddy Trump!

I don't know who I'm at war with and pizza is an American food right?

No, it's, I guess, a regional joke. About 5-6 counties are in on the joke. Trust me, you don't want to live north of highway 8.

That's true, tho.

Yeehaw! Ima gona rastle me up some good ol' fashioned bacon and Jack Daniels shucks

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

fail.

maybe a couple weeks ago you would sound american, but now youre obviously some smelly spaniard who hasnt read the headlines.

all anime is for cock babies

Saying pizza isn't American when we invented the stuffed crust is like saying that communism isn't Russian because Marx was born in Germany.

*applauds*

Anyone try that new double pound asiago quadruple bacon extreme chickenizer burger from burger king for $3.99? It's awesome!

Had it right before I went to the range with my wife's son to shoot off my new .50 cal sniper.

You people think you're so smart with your little smarty-pants threads well GUESS WHAT WE WON so SHUT UP IF YOU DONT LIKE IT

I'd like a large Diabetes with a double McPatriotism and some Freedom on the side, please. Could you also add a Gun to that? It's my kid's birthday.

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That picture is the exact definition of capitalism. Modern global civilization needs communism more than it know.

All those LIBERALS fighting against the British.

Sorry I can't go, I work this weekend.

>tfw people are already realizing their massive fuck up
that is if he doesnt get impeached before he has a chance to get sworn in. trump is like the dog thats been chasing cars all his life, he has no fucking clue what to do now that he actually caught up to the car.

We don't have to, we want to, because we're loud.

Oh darn honey, I think I left the lawn mower running.

It's okay, they will never understand. It's like telling a priest god isn't real, it just isn't gonna happen. While progression is catching up to them real fucking fast and they are scared.

MODS . . . . . .

I'll have the sketti and butter

Hater Gunna Gun
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also
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MODS

how are knives suppose to defend you from people with guns

convincingly butthurt american impression there 9/10

> double McPatriotism
LOST

> MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN
Lel

oh hey look at this REPUBLICAN that freed the slaves

> be angry lesbian
> haven't gotten laid in 3 years because angry
> hear white MAN say ''nigger'' on bus, go ape-shit
> tell MAN he wrong
> man taks out ear plugs, says he listening to NWA
> be angry lesbian
> haven't gotten laid since that enjoyable night with daddy

>thinking even pedo dads would molest those bitches
wew lad

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Bretbart is more trustworthy than the New York Times.

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Communism is pretty scary, TBH.

Socialism might be feasible, though. Problem is, how do you get people to buy into it instead of just living off the system? Also, it needs to have a market economy. Command economies tend to overcompensate for short run needs and not have enough of something basic in the long run.

The biggest question that neither can answer well is: How much do you trust the people around you to not be bastards?

Did you not understand that at that time, Republicans were LIBERALS then? At that time SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS were the conservatives. Go read a book you moron.

I seem to be taller than the Japanese Emperor.

may that devil burn in hell

Haters Going to Gun
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> and
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Michelle Obama in 2020 = NWA

You rekt yourself. Lincoln was a LIBERAL.
See:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Democrats

Yeee haaaa let's nuke some cities for no apparent reason

sorry to break it too you but this president signed in the civil right he was also a REPUBLICAN

see this

Yeah, we have so god damn much but decide to fucking waste it on the most idiotic of things. If Tesla were alive today, he would kill himself at the utter and cruel waste of technology. A tiny biopsy is Apple and all the people who buy their garbage. All those "powerful" silicon chips and processors and for what, so you can do more on facecock and have your playlists more readily accessible? Useless trash.

Compared to mainstream life, the way of the ancient nomad seems preferable.

You're retarded. Guess who appoints the FBI director?

Europoors use metrics so penises small, if 7 inch is changed to 7 cm it's tiny. So everything is small in europoorland. Learn sumthing. This why our flag in the pluto and Jesus was born here in states instead of islamic states like Jehova or who de one was with the little gurl ho.

yo nigger faggot how would you like it if i came and fucked you hard in the ass you little bitch nigger faggot cuck? ima gunna stick my stright dick in your ass and fuck you so hard. no homo, im just alpha. fucking faggots.

And the Dems have helped the black man sooo much after they re-branded.

Why don't you try reading a book?

MONEY beats SOUL every time

You're not smart at all. You should really learn when to shut up. You're so rekt by these posts:

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you know what im bored of this

You're only proving my point about the President's role with the FBI's actions against civil rights. It's like you wanted to help me prove you wrong. Moron.

If you're still toiling over liberal vs conservative or Dem /GOP false dichotomies, you are profoundly lost.

It's the human factor. If we were more loyal and honorable, like bears, we wouldn't be so easily susceptible to corruption and greed. If EVERYBODY chipped their equal fair and shared, it would work (like we teach children). It could be a fucking utopia of cooperation and progressive advancement. But you got my cousin who would rather collect unemployment than work, he voted trump. That's why communism will always fail and capitalism will work.

>thank you cern for advancements that i will never understand and could save and/or advance humanity

>like bears
stopped reading there

>my point about the President's role with the FBI's actions against civil rights

And what IS your point Skippy? That Democrats cynically use cries of RACISM, victimization and the levers of government to keep the brothas and beaners in line?

I'd agree with you on that.

The point is that whites of any party can't be trusted.

America lost the american civil war

wut

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You heard me

I can now legally grab another woman's pussy whenever I want

oh wait I always do that

[citation needed]

How about half whites? Can they be trusted?

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>sarcasm
I just used bears as an example, and simple metaphor, of a creature that doesn't hoard 3 years worth of meat and hoard it from other bears or eat in one sitting. They take what they need and go about their business. 90% of people, in the US, are fucking glutenous pigs that use WAY fucking more than they give (and expect to behave this way) and scheme/connive/cheat their way to more things, BUT they demand a baseline protection from our modern society.

>I constantly try to compare my country's achievements to others to cover for my own inadequacies, even though my country's achievements are not my own, and thus have no bearing on my personal worth

How about Al? Can he be trusted?

Isn't that what we do anyway?
Turn on the news and American politics, go to the store and American goods. I'm on an American website! Using a computer from an American company!