I bought my first dildo, guys

i bought my first dildo, guys

>buying a dildo that's smaller than your own cock

What are you, some sort of faggot?

Why is it so small?

sold on amazon as 'the average man'

Give us a demonstration

Your balls are fucked up and that dildo has about the same insertable length as your cock

what is size of dildo?

That's the least intimidating dildo I've ever seen

never been in a sex toy shop?

You are like little baby

Nice butt plug yo

fun dildo
>Would put it in my ass while i blow you.

...

>average man

>implying you didn't buy a small dildo so your benis look large in comparison

Underated

haha long boy

howabout bring the dildo up to the actual level where your dick ends and stop trying to look bigger than you are, faggot.

BEHOLD

Still waiting for a demo op

Women don't like long cocks.
That's why there's so many chinese and mexicans.
Sex feels great with a five inch guy but with a guy like op my cervix ends up bruised. Guys think this is hot but trust me, we don't enjoy it. Reminds me of a trip to the gyno.

haha long boy

Tell us how long your dick is, and how long the dildo is.

Is 6.5'' too much?

It's not small he's holding it lower then the base of his cock this guy's a phony

6.5 is about what size women selected in a study where they were given 3d printed cylinders.

Wtf. No one secure enough to admit thats a great dick?

I have a 5.5-6 inch and a lot of the time my gf thought it was too big

haha, that face will forever haunt InCase I think

Op has abandoned ship