>be me >22 >live at home, no car so I use my moms >I get a lecture every time I use it about how she needs it for work and school. > Always refill and treat with respect when I do use it. >come home two nights ago royally fucked after a night at the bar >convince me mum I ate a xanax after I got home and thata the reason I was so fucked >try to be nice and do all the dishes since me mums h@d a hard day. And while she falls asleep I steal her car....
>cont.
Ok soo heres the deal..... I am a fucking faggot fagg who mooches off me mum and expects respect for being the only male in the family. Always get a ton of shit for anything I ask and or do. Now I know why....
Im a complete utter fuck up, who has to have every thing iv ever even worked for be the reason I am the way I am. Please fucking kill me
Alexander Gonzalez
Cont.
Btw to make things worse im typing this on her phone....
>ok steal the car, meet up with bro friend at the skatepark. >chill/drink skate >iight time to drink... >First bar, closing down so no drinks:( but sloots I know >second, shots and pitchers with a couple games of pool. >bro orders another pitcher during my last game. Alright >guess I drive him home and..........
>next thing I know Im in a ditch!!!! >fucking airbags deployed and everything. Alls I do is try to gather everything incriminating... > Get everything I can and boot it. >about 2 hours pass and Im finally entering my town... >boom 2 sheriff's racing by. >try to think >fast reactions and im talking to the cops....... CONT....
Juan Sanders
Bump
Ayden Bennett
What are you doing? >ummm.. A bit drunk trying to get home...
Do you have any wepons or anyghing on you?????
Cont for bump
Nolan White
bump
Bentley Russell
pee pee poo poo
Christian Myers
Get a job at fucking mcdonalds and stop making your mom regret having given birth to your useless ass
Easton Bennett
Somewhat hoping you get away with it and somewhat hoping you don't and your mom kicks your ass out
Ethan Gutierrez
Any wepons exc... >No and empty pockets... For get I have a fannypack on with a scale and baggies in it. >Empty everything cause I know Im clean... Not really
Cops say "just wanted to know if you had a glock on you lol"
>Get a ride a town a way from my house from the cops..... Now im freaking out typing this on my mums phone because i left mine in the car whitch is still in a ditch!!!!!!! What the fuck do I do???
Sebastian Martinez
Go back break the window, while down everything and call it in stolen. As long as it's not a Prius you can prolly get away with it
Jace Campbell
>royally fucks up >comes os Sup Forums for advice
Life's gon be though brah
Nathaniel Rivera
Oh also seems like you have some social skills get a fucking job and move out lol
Joseph Roberts
When you're inevitably asked about the car, say it was stolen. Come up with some bullshit why your phone is in it. Hope for the best Inb4 ur fucked
Landon Smith
>life gon be through brah lol what you're such a faggot purchase helium and a mask
Justin Butler
Seriously though I know someone that did this and they got away with it cops are not going to launch an investigation
Jaxson Price
You deserve it for driving drunk, drunk dumbfuck like you killed my brother. I hope you get charged for DUI
Anthony James
Prolly your best bet. Should do it before someone discovers the car in the ditch
Parker Hill
Have a job working on cars for the irony... Also trying to get another fucking car.....last one ended up in a pond.....
Well last CAR at least
Samuel Adams
>Be 20 and get dui >Almost hit a kid >No regrets, was a fun time. >Also fuck your brother
Jackson Lee
>brother Wow Honestly just lost a brother due to drinking and driving.
Do not condone it But did I drink and drive..? Yes i did, but I think I was drugged
Jordan Rogers
My first car I reported in stolen and with great deception got away wih it.
This is my moms car..... Im fucked... I cant hold a clean streak for a week without fucking it up... Ffs i should just face the music and realize she should of had an abortion
