Alpha as fuck stories thread? Ill start

Alpha as fuck stories thread? Ill start,

>be me,13 yrs old
>bully at my school
>attacks me
>Half the school watches fight
>i break both of his arms
>Just leave him there and go home
>Dumb principal didnt find out
>ALPHA AS FUCK

>35
This is a whole new level of retardation... Destroy your computer kid.

gag
kill yourself faggot

Wtf are u takling about

Im 26 now u cunt

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cool story bro, however it's completely negated by the BETA AS FUCK telling people on the internet that you're alpha.
So you're back at 0
Calle

>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck

>playing WoW
>really need to pee
>run to bathroom
>start peeing
>cropspray errywhere
>run back to computer
>mom goes in bathroom
>shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up
>I say no I'm busy
>bitch
>she mops up my pee
>I'm a level 72 druid
>I got epic items
>alpha as fuck

>be waiting to use ATM
>some fucking cripple in a wheelchair in line ahead of me
>presses the wrong fucking buttons
>gets his card back, goes to put it back in the machine
>I tell him to get to the back of the line because it's my turn at the ATM now
>alpha as fuck

Get fucked,i saw this on a thread a couple days ago

>mom be giving me a lift to the mall
>I'm eating a bacon roll in the car
>we take a detour through Jew Town
>girl waiting at bus stop outside kike elementary school
>I flick a piece of bacon gristle at her
>alpha as all fuck

>Be me
>unzip dick
>start fapping to sjw riots
>reach for my oil
>gone
>nomore concentrate
>take nail
>scrape my asshole for some chunk
>straight from the tap
>dab my own poops
>get higher than I ever have in my life
>mfw alpha as fuck

>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck

>phone up nigger church from payphone
>hello, pentecostal church of
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>slam phone down
>run off before FBI trace the call
>alpha as fuck and a half

>Mom comes home from shopping
>She bought me the wrong brand of toothpaste
>Scream at her until she goes back to the store and gets the right kind
>She gets home
>Rip the toothpaste out of her hands
>Go up to my room
>alpha as fuck

Spoiled shitlet

>missing the fucking point entirely

>be me
>nigger neighborhood
>4 coons approach me and tell me to give them my phone
>i say no
>they beat me to shit
>i had no phone, i tricked them
>alpha as fuck

>be op
>Tell introvert awkward kid "imma suck yo dick bitch"
> Awkward kid "wtf?"
> Op pulls down kid pants, "that's right nigger, best take me sucking yo dick like a bitch"

>tell mommy to buy chicken tendies
>she goes to store
>she bought CKICKEN NUGGTS INSTEAD REEEEEEEE
>throw my cum bottle at her
>direct hit
>cum everywhere
>ALPHA
>AS
>FUCK