Real Madrid vs Sporting Child Porn Prematch & Match Thread

Where my M/a/drid bros and sisters at?

We gon do this, famalam

Madrid is a shit

pick one, but only one

Bas Dost = Morata
Gelson Martins < Bale
Bryan Ruiz < Ronaldo
Adrien Silva > Modric
William Carvalho > Casemiro
Bruno César < Kroos
Zeegalaar < Marcelo
J.Pereira < Carvajal
Coates > Ramos
Semedo = Pepe
Rui Patricio > Kiko Casilla

OP needs to wash his mouth

The last digit is how many goals Rolando scores today.

last 2 digits is scp's time of poss

>not watching dabala littin that juve game instead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WEW

>not watching every match of your team
found the glory hunter

>this delusion

(you)

>Syria
in what part of MADrid is it again ?

>Karim Benzema

I fucking break up every time. Thanks for the IRL laugh user

...

i love the prophet muhames

XI INICIAL | Kiko Casilla - Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo - Casemiro, Kroos, Modric - Cristiano, Bale, Benzema

XI SCP: Rui Patrício; Zeegelaar, Semedo, Coates, Schelotto, William, Adrien, Bryan Ruiz, Campbell, Gelson, Bas Dost

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>Zidane playing his A team

Gg sporting

The old one was better ..

wow, Campbell is playing

HAHAHA TIME FOR RUSSIAN ACESTREAMS

Campbell will be on the bench.
Bruno César will be on his place.

It will be a draw.
2-2

Sporting fan here, the only accurate one on that list is Rui > Kiko and maybe Coates = Ramos, because they're very different players but strong in their own ways. Bruno Paulista is our Ramos, in that he's retarded and can't defend and is constantly caught out of position.

William is allot fucking better than Casemiro lmao

stop being a nigger stream are for poorfags

>le run slow and pass the ball sideways man

sporting will win

t. benfica fan

Thanks for the support and the dubs, my melanin enriched friend.

why is the only usa channel showing this in 4:3

JUST

that's weird it's widescreen for me user

Want SCP to win! B. Ruiz & Campbell!

Muchos gracias, amigo.

Road to the twelfth the la decima begins here lads\

Lets win this

HALA MADRID

From the three important teams in Portugal (Sporting Cheese Pizza, Puerto and Benficus), which one is:

>the one with the most supporters
>the most successful domestically
>the meme club that is behind the other two

what channel?

Fox sports 2

Benfica has most supporters and recent and past domestic success. Sporting used to the the meme club behind the other two until recently, that now belongs to Porto

nvm was watching on some spic channel. based fs2

also espn2 has juve-sevilla

Pepe is my homie

3-0
Goals by Tsu, Bale, and Modric.

Is Sporting the Liverpool of Portugal?

OOOO

np user enjoy

TSUUU!

Yes, except the last time they were relevant was in the 40s and 50s

any funtional acestream lads

Verde e brancooooo

More Arsenal of Portugal

acestream://0825888bee792ba41b792aedaefce5219e9840a4

Marcelo is back lads.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Braga are literally the arsenal of Portugal, they always finish fourth, only aim to qualify for Europe and never win anything and even have the same colours.

What part of Lisbon are you lads from?

I've always wondered.

Are most of you unable to pay for a cable or satellite tv service to see sports?

Avenida Norton de Matos lad.

We have to pay an additional 20 bucks to the 50 of cable we already pay to watch sports.

Bandwagoning is not frowned upon in portugal desu

>Trusting the TV jew

it depends, porto fans in lisbon have it hard.

Bairro das Colónias coño

Key sharing la

Just because they wear the same colours doesn't make them the same Pedro. Arsenal finished 2nd, and has actually won domestic titles, something braga has never done.

Why would I pay for something that I can get for free?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

But Sporting is more relevant in Portugal than Arsenal in London.

Reporting in. Gogo Real

Is sporting that good or is Zidane a mem?

So let me get this straight.

>Benfica: United
>Sporting: Liverpool
>Porto: Chelsea
>Braga: Arsenal

Then who was City?

nice one.

Smerding a shit

Nah, Portuguese teams are the biggest memes ever.

Bale is pure class lads

bale a beast

Boavista or Os Belenenses when they get bought by an handsome kebab making islamabad.

>Madrid before Bale: 0 Décimas
>Madrid after Bale: 2 Décimas

Really makes you think...

Estrela da Amadora

Oil tycoons pay denbts

>ghetto clubs
kek

>2 Décimas
There is only 1 decima la

If Modrić gets injured, how fucked is Real Madrid on a scale from 0 to the Syrian white helmets?

Last two numbers in this post is the result

Sporting - Real Madrid

Shit list. L2 Portuguese Liga or don't bother it's quite shit football.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRUNO CESAR BTFO

U cant write unadecima without decima famalam

It's a meem, ya dip.

based

Ok Sup Forums, you have 2 seconds to tell the reason why this thread is so slow today.

What are you talking about? Real Madrid has eleven decimas bro.

>Ok Sup Forums, you have 2 seconds to tell the reason why this thread is so slow today.
Madrid threads are always slow la

Sporting fans are too poor to afford internet and spaniards cant into english

>Dortmund already 3-0 over >le gia
Rolando confirmed for breaking the CL scoring record on a single match.

Somebody should do a thread on /qa/ asking Hiro to permaban every Canadian IP.

Ronaldo hasn't scored a tsuutrick

tsuuuuu man hasn't scored yet, but that'll soon change

Modric is like Cruyff lads

what a fucking diving piece of shit gay faggot scum Ronaldo is

Still butt hurt from Talisca raping your assholes are you?

>"Madristas" unironically act like spending £800m on players and raping SCP is somehow an achievement

100% the most cancerous club on the planet with zero exceptions.

Why is Katie Ledecky playing for Madrid, lads? I thought she was a swimmer.

Says the faggot from a third world country. Tell your family they're not wanted here Hector