She said YES you virgin nerds!!!!

She said YES you virgin nerds!!!!

lmao

fuck off

ooh no...

easier to say yes when you only have to worry about the next 5 years

wat

She's her entire life saying yes to everything for what i can see

Shit this nigga married a fuckin swamp monster

i'd say kill yourself, but at some point she'll ride u, rip nigga

URGH HowMuch lube did It take u to smack that Ring on her

Smaug

>implying you didnt just buy your own ring and took a picture

Nice hola hoop.

Was she stung by a swarm of bees ?

She said yes to seconds, thirds, fourths, and fifths at the buffet.

Then the buffet ran out of food and had to shut down for the day.

Did you grease the ring first? Look at the fat roll before the ring

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You mean she said "ibi chaba no holo po nolo, Solo"

dinner and an angioplasty...

Month*

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Nice copy paste fag

I'm fucking dead! Best comment so far

Come on OP, please, a body shot of her?

Who did? an Albino Iguana?

Her favorite words : yes, whataburger

To what, wether she wanted to supersize that double quarterpounder and mcnuggets meal?

Time stamp faggot.

nice catch, how many harpoons did it take?

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kek lost

How much WD40 you use to cram that ring on the finger there bud?

Fyck

Off

SJW

Old pasta is stale and smells of cunt and fail.
You cunt.

how would u get the fucking ring off again? chainsaw?

Nice bait

how did you got caught in her orbit?

It's her maiden name Michelin by chance?

>implying OP would touch the sides

Fucking keked my dick through my shirt pocket m8!
Underrated post. 69/10

that filename...

My sides!!!

this is ground control to major Sides

Said yes to what? To super size her big Mac meal?

ew

A beautiful American engagement. Congrats user!

Oh fuck you beat me to it

kek

kek

Dem Dubz

Nice whale u got there

if this is a real picture I feel so sorry for you.

if that is a real picture i feel sorry for the entire planet, she's about to hit critical mass for a black hole to form

Congrats, you are now Mr. and Mrs. Bugles

you guys, the real fuckin question is how does one get fat in their HANDS? that probably means there is no space left elsewhere to store fat.

To you too?

Fuckinghell, how many people has that gold-digging whale said yes to this month?

T-F00t's bae

That looks like fucking godzillas hand

That's an awfully shiny hubcap

Did she make you sign a contract first?

in blood?

And the first thing they'll do on their wedding night is she'll fist his ass with both hands

All these newfags falling for the pasta.
Stupid cunts.

only newfags randomly call anons newfags

Only newfags have an ifunny watermark under their thumbnail

I believe that's already been pointed out good sirfag =P

Newfag

... yeah.. wtf?? You're a fucking faggot Mr. "iFunny"

>She said YES you virgin nerds!!!!
Where was harambee hiding?

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Hangin out wit me giving licky bum bums.
The fucking Nigger

Just make sure when you cum on her face you aim for eyes. Girls really like cum in there eyes

Wew lad

if dubs OP gets eaten

if trips OP gets swallowed by this bitch's Sarlaac pit of a pussy

dat pig hand

Lew wad

why she got dimples where she should have knuckles?

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This reminds me of a dude I met at a games conference in the USA.

He was a pretty typical super-beta nerd virgin, likely in his early to mid 30's from what I remember, You could just see the betaness flow out of him; It wouldnt surprise me at all if he was some undiagnosed sperg or high functioning autismo, but he was awful at socializing with the rest of us in the group. After the conference ended and we all added each other to facebook I immediately saw him posting with semi-regularity messages about friend-zoning, his trouble with girls and them ignoring him on dating sites all the time, how they never seem to call him back when he does go out with them and lamenting them for going after "bad boys and not a nice guy like him".

At some point he started dating an obese black girl, his feed was chock full of them posting pics together. I think she is literally the first human being with a vagina to show him any sort of attention, shes basically a 1/10. They then got engaged a few months later and married around 2 weeks ago.

They "eloped" like it was some romantic thing but I bet that its because there is no way anyone would turn up to their wedding since he has no regular social circle that i know of. The whole thing reeks of such an overwhelming amount of desperation that its laughable.

He is also the exact kind of person that would post on Sup Forums. Johnathon, If you're reading this I really hope you're happy with her, because it honestly looks like you settled for the first pussy that let you get your dick wet. Both of you get a gym membership and improve yourselves before the reality of what you just did settles in.

great band

Kek

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Oh as a bonus... pic related.

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My girl loves her new watch