Most retarded things you've seen

My father glueing back his teeth in his mouth with super glue "super moment"

The only way this post could possibly be any more Lithuanian is if he were replacing his lost teeth with new ones carved from potatoes

every canadian post ever

>balto-slavic intellectuals

I thought Europe was a nation name.

I saw people saying that Trump would have been better than Jeb.

How can you resist this handshake?

Sup Forums

This

Did it work?

mashallah brother

What if your dad was just feigning stupidity as a means of disguising his substance abuse?

Obsessed

Why do you have to remind me of Gabe?
RIP in pieces, meme doggo

>my friend fucking a bum in the ass in exchange of two bottles of saarenmaa vodka under influence of amphetamine, viagra and ecstasy after losing a bet
or
>father trying to excorsise evil spirits from our attic naked

Wait what happened to Gabe?

Oh, it's better if you don't know.
Now go watch one of his videos and treasure that experience.

Some things that come to mind:
>My dad stealing a lawnmower that he thought was fair game/free to a good home. Turns out some guy had been mowing and just left it within street view. Took the cops all of about two hours to find my old man and when they did he basically fumbled around with a shitty explanation. He was eventually slapped with a fine.
>Guy I used to be friends with. No one situation comes to mind, but he was just one of the absolute dumbest cunts I have ever had the misfortune of knowing. Just a real mouth breathing knuckle dragger. I know that does nothing to help you guys, but I had to mention him if I'm going through my list of most retarded shit.
>A girl I went to highschool with years ago saying the sentence, "He's not Dutch, he's from Holland."
That's all I can think of right now,.
>>father trying to excorsise evil spirits from our attic naked
That's probably less retarded and more just good, old fashioned crazy. Ya dad sounds like a fucken loon m8.

The Sup Forumsfags and SJWs on the HWNDU stream.

Oh also: When I was still in highschool, I once saw an Abo teenager ask how to spell "gold".

When I was 5 I decided that I didn't want to poop anymore. So I held it in for as long as I could... I ended up having a constantly leaky butthole and without the ability to poop normally... it was several years till I was 100% normal, enemas, laxatives of all kinds, my mom has shoved far too much stuff up my ass in her life

>my mom has shoved far too much stuff up my ass in her life
This is why I still go on Sup Forums.

A fist fight I saw highschool. Dumb shit kid who watched to many movies and got carried away. This one guy knocked a guy out and after his head hit the asphalt putting him into some type of seizure then kept stomping on his head and kicking him in the head and it killed the other person. He unironically thought life was an action movie and that the other kid would just wake up and walk it off. He's in prison.

Why didn't anybody separate fight after one of them was knocked out? Were they black or what?

Interfering gets you boned by the schools zero tolerance policy, in my white part of commiefornia that is

There was a circle around them cheering and shit, some people tried to stop it. Yeah lots of blacks.

why didn't you do anything nigger?

>why didn't you do anything nigger?
>watched a guy go to prison for murder
Pick one.

So much this.

I got a weeks suspension and """threatened""" with expulsion for pulling Mr "I'm-17-and-I-roll-with-the-Latin-Kings" off my friend's 14 year old brother(who was in fetal position and getting his ass beat) and holding him in a full nelson until staff came. Whole thing was on the security footage too.

I was younger than them and I didn't wanna get my head stomped on

>Be me in 8th grade (13 years old)
>Class is taking an end of the school year field trip to Chicago
>There is this one straw-blonde, square-chinned, toe-thumbed retard in my grade.
>Let's just call him "J"
>We are driving south to Chicago since we're from Wisconsin
>You can begin to see the skyline over the horizon through the windows of the bus
>J presses his ruddy finger against the glass and remarks in his low retard drone "Look, the Sears Tower"
>Another kid in my class was born and raised in Chicago until he moved up north the year before. Let's call him "B"
>B: "J, that isn't the Sears Tower"
>J: "It isn't"
>B: "That's the Willis Tower"
>(For those who don't know the building got renamed)
>J: "What happened to the Sears Tower?"
>Everyone at this point is just rolling their eyes. This kid had to have been on the spectrum
>B slips in a little joke, not expecting J's response.
>B: "Dude, J, 9-11"
>J looks down and I shit you not makes the sign of the cross
>J: "Oh yeah..."
>We laughed our asses off for the rest of the trip. It took J a few hours to catch onto the joke.

I sort of chuckled at your story but you told it in a really inefficient and reddit-like way

the fuck is trump doing?

wew how insecure do you have to be?

he's gay for abe

Is this why your government tries to ban alcohol?

My country.

Hello raddish.

it's why alcohol should have been banned long ago with a death sentence to anyone who makes it or smuggles it. go full duterte on the degenerates.

>blaming the substance and not the people who abuse it

fucking protestants

>meanwhile drug use is plummeting in philippines
hmmmmmm
really makes you think

>comparing alcohol to opium, heroin and meth

list of countries that do that:
Protestant ones

but your women are cute desu