Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get you?

Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get you?

I'll have a crunch wrap, with 3x nacho cheese.
Also, one spicy potato taco with guac. and a cheesy gordita crunch, but make sure the pita is hot, you fuckers. It's always cold and tastes like stale goat ass.

Two cheesy breakfast burritos and if you get any lettuce in it I'll fucking rape you.

fuck you taco bell fuck your food waste fuck your employment fuck you food fuck that gay mexi pop

Straight ass with extra sauce

Can I get a Whopper and some McNuggets

Fresh pizza and a hotdog please

i don't even know. just give me everything in the cash register and a blowjob.

Baja Blast
Cinnamon Crisps
A Choco Taco
XXL Burrito Steak w/ guac
and a soft taco.
And chips & cheese.
Hurry up. I don't got all day you piece of shit.

Two number 9

cocks

peppeppepperoni pizzzzz ahhaa

Oh.....okay sir. Um, we'll see if we can knock down a wall between two booths so you can fit somewhere.

*stares you in the eye while perfectly creating two breakfast burritos...then drop exactly one piece of lettuce into each one*

We're going to have to ask you to leave, sir.

Sure, can I also get you some toilet paper you asshole?

Yo Tyrone! We got a #7 and a sloppy special, come out here and put those lips to work you fat queer!

Ok? You can get that at one with a pizza hut attatched to it.

See that cute girl who just started behind the counter.
Yeah her.
Offer her a better job as a personal assistant.

im not leaving anything but a hot steamer on top of the toilet and pissing all over the toilet paper and going to grab a container of that diablo sauce before i leave faggot

Enjoy those free smells

what the actual fuck

She's providing the free smells

Two Fritto Burritos, two loaded potato grillers, and an extra large baha blast

The biggest wall you have.

Looks like every fucking nightshift crew ever.

Fuck fast food.

Yeah where that ghost thread go i was havein fun. Something gruesome only if it has lots'a lettuces and sour cream

A number 9 large as well, though.
And maybe a large soda.

You mean this girl, sir?

Sir, that comment is not appropriate for this establishment. I'm going to ask you to leave.

Woah...how do I enter that into the register? Is there a button for that?

Dubs make it appropriate