What would you do during the purge?

What would you do during the purge?

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Probably go to some park and hide in a bush to get adrenaline kicks from psychos walking right past me with bloody axes.

load up and sit in a chair with my baby at my hip pointed at the front door with it unlocked waiting for some goober to turn the handle

Kill myself

Prob murder the guy who caused my parents to get divorced. Other than that fucker I can't think of anyone who I'd genuinely want to murder.

But those toe nails...they live. Do more damage than your shotgun

nice toenails

killing niggers

Rob everywhere and get a shit ton of cash

Wonder why I live in a world full of idiots who think the purge would work and isn't completely retarded as a concept

probably pirate and torrent as many games and movies as humanly possible within those 12 hours

Go after anyone that has done me wrong in life.

you bring up a good point user
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Form s neighborhood coalition to maintain the enforcement of lawful order while idiots tun around and pretend they are the fucking joker

The purge would work are you a retarded did you see the movie

Take this world over with hatred. Killing no one that asks for pity, every one that heads up. During 3 years since I was tempted to hell three years

chill new fag

i would kill all muslims in my area

Order off the breakfast menu at 7PM

The fact that this thread even exists is proof that this board is only populated by minecraft fnaf coD little fucking kids

Story? To be honest it sounds like your mom forced them divorce and fucked somebody else......or you dad was a closet homo

I must be pretty hardcore, I do this daily

chill in my underground bunker with beer, weed, and pizza

knock knock user

Suicide won't bring them back together, user.

i'd park my car in a disabled spot

best thing ive seen all day.

A shit ton of identity theft

Rape babies

murder some people, but then again it might happen regardless if the purge came true or not.

you need to cut the nails brother

Stand in front of the yellow line while the bus is in motion.

Be 2edgy4me

Unless the guy raped your mom, she's at fault as well.

Kill the man who killed my son and walked away a free man.

Go to my local sex offender registry and make a list check it twice i dont give a fuck if the pervs have been naughty or nice pedo killer is coming to town all while dressed in a Santa suit and go to work on killing those sick fucks.

Every party needs a pooper, so it might as well be you,
Party pooper, party pooper.

I'm your huckleberry, we can take turns killing and filming and use the films as a deterrence.

The same thing I do everyday, nothing

Jailbait.

Only if you dress up in a Rudolph suit with a glowing red nose

sleep because I'm a fat nerd.

Hide in the forest in a place where its unlikely anyone would go.

Fuck my dad up the ass

>my baby
Are you sure you don't mean "my precious?"

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if i was rampaging during the purge and i saw your toenails, i'd be like "damn...better hit the next house"

Take my truck down into the ravine near my house and stay under the bridge, probably on Sup Forums updating.

No one goes down there for shit and I'd probably hide my truck a couple days prior and hoof it. I have a rifle, a double barreled shotgun and a few handhelds. My father in law was an army ranger in desert shield/storm and many other US missions. My family and I would probably be OK assuming we got there under the cover of night.

There's also a cave made of a shitload of tangled vines and trees deep in the woods behind my house. It looks like something from a folk metal album cover. I know those woods well. There's also a bunker out there.

Truck is life tho, can't let them hurt truck.

Probably kill extreme Purgers. Not trying to be edgy, they just strike me as the kind of people society doesn't need around.

shes more at fault than the other guy.

id rob somebody with mdma and coke

Hide by the train tracks until it started then quick go to the guitar shop and take a better guitar. Then go home and watch movies or something with a shotgun in my lap.

Hide under a blanket in my locked bathroom cabinet and cry like a pussy
I mean, were talking about what we would actually do in the situation, not what we want to think we'd do or what an action movie hero would do

CLAIM Beyonce's house, and add turrets on the outside so I don't lose it.

Also claim Brenda Song as my sexii house maid.

most realistic response here

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B A R B A R I C

This.
Just replace "Elves" with "Edgelords"

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Kill everyone I can find. Also lots of rape

Protect my wife and kittens. Probably find some place to hide or defend at a choke to take out as many retards as possible.

Probably hunt purgers. Anyone can kill unarmed people who just wanna make it thru the night but the real challenge is killing others who are armed and are out for the sole purpose of killing. Going most dangerous game on that shit

find a nice cold corpse and play hop scotch in its chest cavity

Probably shitpost on Sup Forums

You don't need to purge to do that!

I'm lucky though, there aren't any muslims to purge.

F e e l s B a d M a n

Well if the purge existed I'd own a gun. And I know how to build landmines, so I'd just surround my property with that and pull down the metal curtains and play vidya. No one has a specific grudge against me, and those defenses solve many of the ethical problems, cause fags looking for shelter would get a leg blown off.

Hahaha

Lost

American history X

Probably grab a boat and go fishing for 12 hours.

Grab some popcorn, turn on the TV, and watch americans kill each other, I guess.

I'd probably go out to my mom's place in the country and barricade us in the basement with a pump shotgun, food, and medical supplies. I'd spend the day or two before turning the place into a little slice of Vietnam and setting up cameras for better situational awareness.

killing socialists