My sister is passed out on the couch and I'm trusting you anons to act like gentlemen while I go on a beer run

My sister is passed out on the couch and I'm trusting you anons to act like gentlemen while I go on a beer run.


Come on guys be cool. What do you do b/?

Be fucking cool.

time stamp or hold fingers up for proof.

Upshorts pictures

poo on face

Wake the cunt up, it's daytime.

This dumbass

put a blanket on her and kiss her goodnight on her forehead.

I'll have a bowl of eggs waiting for her when she wakes up. She has to eat them all.

Cunstruct a death trap that will slowly suffocate her so that you returning early will be her only hope

who the fuck are all these other people?

oldfag confirmed

I would sit on the floor next to her on guard. I would probably go find a stick or a baseball bat and make sure noone messes with her. If it is cold in the house I would tuck a blanket around her so she will not get a cold. I would protect her with my life because thats what men need to do.

Also, I would probably be looking on facebook for her mother to come pick her up. It's just not safe for a girl to sleep in public in this day and age.

sry

lick her feet

YOU MONSTER!!!

Are you fucking stupid?
Are you absolutely fucking stupid?

Suck the fuck out of her toes.

Rape

Putting "what do you do b" at the end ruined the whole fucking thing, you twat.

I'll steal that Kyocera

That's a GBA SP, nigger.

I guess you're just a dumb nigger then

Nice thread you fucking shit cunt

I guess you're a fucking cunt who doesn't get how these threads work.

Don't tell me to be cool!
I AM COOL!

thanks it is a great thread. it's shit dick to you, just pulled out of your moms fat ass

this is a thread and it is working you stupid nigger jew

Working? This thread is nothing but cancer and fail, you mongoloid.

Jesus fuck but you're stupid.

>Extra Thin Pretzels
>Extra Thin
>Pretzels
Kys

Yet, here you are faggot. Here you are.

It wasn't that long ago, the screencap gets posted all the time and you're most likely samefagging. Kys

not doing shit. theres like 8 ppl in the room. stupid faggot op

how fucking old is that phone?

lmao nigga you stupid

OP mad because he's just as cancer as all the furry threads, faggot

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