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>captain america
Lame. They should've named it "Captain Americock" or "Captain Gaymerica"
What a missed oppurtunity.

No, merely a continuation of the gay undertones of Marvel movies.

the black panther costume is spot on

>implying BvS isn't gay as fuck

It's just macho gay

>macho gay
That's the _best_ kind of gay.

DC movies are way more overtly homosexual. Its all huge hulking muscular men and testosterone. The real kind of gay.

Marvel movies get shipped because its cutesy and thats what fat girls think 'gay' is.

your move Marvel

>that tweet
These are the same retards that get offended when goofy fictional woman are "objectified". I know it isn't politically correct to say, but 2 pals being labeled gay buttbuddies when they're just great straight buds is what's really an attack.

who is this supposed to be? CIA?

>Captain Americock" or "Captain Gaymerica
Don't quit your day job f a m

Rumlow?

Is Bruce the boss of the gym?

either hawkguy or r63 scarjo i guess

he's handsome desu

With that hair and attempted beard, maybe Tony Stark?

Better satire of the genre than Watchmen.

Nu-Male

Does shipping mean like postage in this context?

Whatever you say, pal

I just came up with those off the top of my head. Give me a break. Besides, I don't see you coming up with anything better assbutt.

>Aamirposting

Poo?

anybody have the quicksilver extraction scene from the newset xmen movie?
i remember someone posted it but i lost the link

What's gay about a superhero using super strength?
Are you that insecure faggot?

damn son

Is there an X-Men porno out there? Quicksilver could bust a nut in Captain America's mouth and through the back of his skull.

Yeah actually, I think I saw a clip where Mystique "morphed" into Wolverine then fucked Iceman

>Quicksilver could bust a nut in Captain America's mouth and through the back of his skull.
Why would the cum come out at super speed too? If his bodily functions ran at super speed, he'd be eating lunch with his friends and immediately crap his pants.

I now pictured a scene where Quicksilver jerk off all the male X-Men and make they cum in slow motion while this plays

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>captain america: The Clitoral War

>Clitoral War
MCU Captain America's never been around a clitoris, user. At this point, the OP has a greater chance of happening.

goddamn you.

>MCU Captain America's never been around a clitoris, user.

>HayleyAtwelldroolingandtouchinghim.webm

Iron Cock.

You have to be a fat neckbeard or a skeleton to not be gay apparently.

He can do kegels at the speed of light

For someone to ship characters you need to care about those characters.
Nobody cares about any character in the DCEU.