Congratulations, you just won a jackpot of $300 million. How do you spend your winnings? Must budget yourself wisely...

Congratulations, you just won a jackpot of $300 million. How do you spend your winnings? Must budget yourself wisely, as any money you don't spend within 48 hours is gone forever.

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Buy a fuckton of expensive cars, stocks, houses etc. Just anything expensive and easy to sell, spend it all.
Wait 48 hours.
Sell everything you don't need and start livin'

buy 300 million in stocks and sell it all in 2 days.

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I spread most of it out in a diversified portfolio of stocks, index funds and bitcoin. The returns alone will make me rich AF for the rest of my life.

But I'll also go on a crazy shopping spree on amazon, ebay, etcetera. Inevitably my paypal account will get locked because of suspect activity.

live like Pablo for 48 hours

>Budget... but gone in 48 hours.
Yeah because that makes sense.

Put all the money into Blockbuster and Myspace stocks

new sizable house built in a rural area, 4 brand new cars, new gaming pc, then let my wife spend whatever else she could, oh and a 1970 chevelle SS

Blackjack and hookers

hire a banker, a expert stockbroker and a economy expert to fix everything for me so i am secured the rest of my life and i just need to swipe a card everywhere for everything.

Then i am slowly killing myself by traveling the world, getting drunk and do drugs.

Delicouis CAEK! I'ma buy 300 million woth of Delicouis CAEK. Dick Caeks!

This but precious metals.

Gold, silver, platinum etc.

Copper if you cant source enough in time.

Baaaiteeeeed

weed

Give it to a financial lawfirm who legally possess the money in exchange for them to be my financial providers and investors of such finances for the rest of my life.

Can't take money that doesn't belong to me.

I don't understand the premise.
Are you saying that after 48 hours all my liquidity is getting seized, or all of my assets?

considering its friday and i live in the eastern time zone, almost all means of "saving" are closed to me.

>buy all the M:tG
>buy an '83 Monte Carlo SS
>buy two '87 GNX
>buy all the dumb nigger shit i can to put in one of them
>take everybody i know to a titty bar
>put a bunch of strippers' children through college
>try ketamine
>kill your mother tonight even if you do post in this thread.

I buy 300 million dollars worth in silver and gold bars

Top keks

lol how?!

no, but really - I don't think that's actually possible for non-bank, non-government entities.

Build a deathstar and use it to kill the weebs

Welp good luck getting some actual deals and everything you need within 48 hours.

Put it all on one roulette spin in Vegas.

Don't leave out the emo shitstain losers like Kylo Ren too.

Actually, not a bad idea. But not one spin. If you play carefully, You should be able to win 90 - 95% of that back.
So, you place low risk bets -- Say Black, all night. Put your winnings in one bag, lose the entire 300 million, but you've got a bag of 275 mill or so that you can keep.

Make a gold coin slide

It isn't possible.

Let me change the rules of OP's proposition so that it makes a bit more sense.

You get 300 million dollars. You can spend it on whatever you want, but you're not allowed to sell anything you buy, and after 48 hours you lose all excess funds. You are also not allowed to purchase any kind of financial vehicle or service which would have the effect of sheltering the money for later use.

Hence: you can put the money into a stock, but unless it pays dividends it is worthless.

>budget wisely
>spend $300m within 24hrs

Oooookkkkkkk

Fucking moron

exactly. You can't buy 10k worth of bullion without them getting your ID and taking your info. Any major purchases of bullion like that would probably be seized under some obscure money laundering laws.

Invest into a company that's promising or better yet buy one that's making tons already for the entire 300 million.

I'd buy a shit ton of real estate

And some heroin... and peaches

1st 24 hours i would buy everything i could ever wan t badass penthouse appartment in the city a fuck tonne of booze and food
day two buy around 25 top dollar realestate and start leasing them as well as hiring people to mange my expenses and if i had anything left then id give a 10 million to the family members i like and donate the rest to charity

Buy a decent home on some acreage.
Buy a 16 year old wife from the Philippines.
Live like a King.

Buy 280 million in gold, silver and copper.

Wait for copper prices to skyrocket in the U.S. due to trade tariffs.

Wait for the end of the world. Take over Ten Penny Tower, throw out all the ghouls and niggers.

bankrate.com/finance/investing/buying-and-selling-silver-1.aspx

Invest in concrete stocks in preparation for the Great Wall of trump

houses , lots of cheap easy to maintain buildings affordable places to live. then rent them out.

In that case i would just give it to my family.
They can then do whatever the hell they want. including giving some of it back to me.

I'll buy the rarest pepe ever.

I've actually traded in commodities, and their instruments before...

in that case you're all going to jail for tax fraud

Invest all in a garanteed capital account for 5 years, then spend the next 5 years figuring shit out.

why, what is wrong with giving away money?
And nobody is saying that taxes due while doing this will not be paid.

Buy stock options, bonds, futures, for $300 million

Even if they lower the value I can still resell them and make millions.

Invest all in stocks for one company so the stock raises in value and people see the raise and follow my actions, sell all a month later to make a profit and kill off everyone else's investments

Go get a loan as that os the 20% down required to purchase 1.5 BILLLION dollars in rental real estate.

Use profits to live and get into oil and ipos and angel investing and philanthropy and such.

first user in this thread to actually understand something about economics

My nigga. Pretty sure dad is trading his harley for one tonight. I have 6 pairs of 15-50's. Its gonna be a fun weekend.

buy house,car,business + invest the rest in stock

im gonna guess your 14

Dick. Caeks u say?

That can be arranged.


Dickfarmer Czeching in.

Rush to buy a massive plot of land complete with buildings and create the Sup Forums mansion

Buy apartment buildings, people will always need a place to live. Live off the monthly rents.

Offer free rent to good looking women and single moms in exchange for sex.

The only part of your plan which seems like it doesn't fit is the "rental real estate".
I don't think you're going to handle a loan that large with an investment like that.

The correct answer was: get the biggest loan possible and spend it on the riskiest stocks possible.

Get rich or die tryin

That's gotta have one incredibly large basement, amirite?

I buy a bunch of land, several old commie tanks, a bulldozer and backhoe, some old cars, set up a distillery and open an amusement park.

This thread/

ebin :DD i'll just buy one of those disused nuclear shelters

I would use the money to establish a shipyard in Somalia, and a mine to help run it cheaply.
I would provide education for all workers and their families on top of their (very low) pay.

Establishing a benevolent and large industry in Somalia would give you huge power: The many people you affect would trust you more than their government, and they could easily establish a militia, so if you built a shipyard you'd hold more control than the government of the surrounding area.

The shipyard would place particular focus on large sailcraft, and take advantage of two things:
>the need for low-maintenance, zero-land housing, with the absurd price of land in places like Auckland and many parts of Japan
>the abundance of people that are educated but have difficulty getting employed, who would benefit greatly if picked up by a ship headed for a land where everything is cheaper and their education is needed

With good ways of conveying schematics, each ship would be cheap to build, most of the cost would be in the materials and anything needing to be imported.
But each ship, if somewhat pretty and built as large as a house, would easily be worth a few hundred thousand.
That's 1000-1500 ships to recuperate the investment, and the price to hire a Somalian workforce to build that in a reasonable time would be trivial.

300 million stink lizards, obviously.

I'd buy out the liquor store and drink myself to death

now that is a risky stock.

I'd buy it.

My nigga. U got a NEET life yet or u still wage cucking.

I gotta job and 2 houses a crack dealer wouldnt live in.

8/10 life i guess. Hell of an improvement over almost eating a bullet a few months ago tho.

Fistbump.

And i dropped out of college. Community college.

Twice.


0 is the number of fucks i give. I dont want turned unto a batshit crazy liberal. I have enough mental health problems just trying to cope.

No, Sup Forums mansion, mommy's basement? aw forget it.

I may have to spend some of my 1.5 billion convincing bunkerbro to abandon ship and come build the 4 chan grand motel and cuckcenter in kansas. Buy enough land it is a litteral city. Free NEET life for first 100 anons to relocate for a year. Probably hire some diy and o auto guys cause most of us are fat neckbeards. There will also be a lot of apartments and houses tunneled together so anons litteraly never have to go outside again. Not even if there is a fire

I've been to the Somalia beaches. You'll get your ass bombed/raided/fucked up real quick.

Oh so they can make more ships for the somali pirates to hijack cargo ships? grate idea

Well I've taken an unusual interest in this thread so... I guess you could say I really like the idea of suddenly getting 300 million dollars.
I have also nearly died.

Lol. Well. I mean. It would take a team of people alreasy in the know. And like several large scale apartment complexes. No whey could i do it alone. With stocks your only control is gone until u sell. Fuck that. I want my forced appreciation bruh. My apreciation and god willing to the moon sales for capital gains and lols.

Not to mention you already fucked up if you are buying a stock unless it was at a good price and your hedge failed.

U gotta buy stocks before a company goes ipo bro. Live the good life laughing your ass off in round 1 private placement memorandums and watching the pump and dump stock faggots on tv breaking coffee cups and shit.

>mfw 4 chan mantion is a cuckshed on top of a bunker.

Take it to the casino put it all on black if ended in odds i would have won

this guy gets it

>Small apartment in downtown Fresno
>Furniture for apartment
>Few pounds of weed
>Honda Civic
>Few Sabaton and Rammstein shirts
>Enough food to fill my apartment's fridge and cabinets all the way
>Pre-pay first year of rent
>Battlefront: Ultimate Edition
>Bookshelf full of foreign language books
>Galaxy S7

i would move to eastern oregon or washington, start a pot farm, and get a sexy blone immigrant wife from eastern europe and live like Green Acres

lol

With $300m, it would be easy to hire mercenaries.
You could hire some really great ones too, because while often mediocre, African militaries can occasionally be amazing in terms of the quality of soldiers they produce, on top of that the African people themselves can have strange traits due to local customs, such as extremely high pain tolerance with those folk who have a thing where someone has to show no signs of pain while getting their dick skinned.

I dunno, constructing a ship which focuses on motor power would be much more expensive since you'd need a powerful engine that has to be imported, and unless the technology of sailships can be improved enough that they can exploit storms to travel at ludicrous speeds, sailships would be inferior to motor ships since a motor ship only takes one person to travel at high speed with while a sailship takes a lot of skill and manpower to perform quick manouevres with, all while probably travelling slower than a comparable motor ship.

are you just listing things you already have?

Its the shits. Im kinda glad i went hrlugh it tho. I feel better suited to help the rest of my best friends. 2 almost died and one an hero in the same week. Its been a shitty year.

No, shit I want. If I had all the money in the world I'd still live like that.

white guy sails up to africa somewhere with yatch full of cash. Walks into town and talks to first group of blacks with machine guns he can find.
"excuse me sir's, I am very wealthy and looking for some mercenaries, but good ones not shitty ones"

>$300m in US government bonds
>sell them in the after-market tomorrow
>only correct answer

storms cause very rough seas with waves & swells up to 50 feet, you wont go faster, you would be at risk of capsizing or sinking

youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

Rammstein isn't even that good.
It doesn't take 7 people in the band. Seriously.

Now what to do with 600 million

I don't care about your opinion. Just saying. I'm gonna like them no matter what.

why not spin again?

>have hundreds of millions
>not hiring people to run errands for you

That's assuming you stay on the surface of the water.
Some boats use their speed and some aerofoils to go above, you can still sail as long as you have a keel in the water so the wind can't push you sideways.

but when you reroll if you get dubs - I wins it "for the house"

Rollllllin

you've never been out at sea on a ship, big storms toss the biggest ships around like a cork, and thats the biggest, some little aerofoil would be busted to pieces and sunk in less than an hour, may not last a few minutes in rough seas because aerofoils only work good in calm seas and lakes

Ok im going with black again let get the ball rolling mobile fag

Butt plugs

Cocaine and hookers

i have 0 idea about finances.
but i also live in a 3rd world country. if i had to *spend* it, termed loosely, id simply give it all to my dad in return for an apple. there i spent it. after 2 days, id tell him to give me 50m and let him do whatever the fuck he wants with the rest. the way i live by the time im dead id probably still have about 45m left to give to my kids.

I think when you have 300million dollars, everything will be handed to you on a silver fucking platter. Just say "if you can sell me this house/car/anything in just 48 hours you get 10.000 dollars."

your dad takes the money, then tells you to man the fuck up because you're a pussy.

bet for hillary

...

Put it on red. Are you new here?