I need your help Sup Forums

I need your help Sup Forums
so I've been dating a girl since last week she's 23.
now she admitted that she has a boyfriend and she want's to cheat on him with me while he's gone over the weekend... I'm the luckiest on fucking Sup Forums right? well no because I have a phimosis and don't fucking know if I can even fuck a girl with that and on top of that I'm an 18 yo kissless virgin

am I fucked Sup Forums? what should I do?

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you're very fucked

go for it

you think so? I'm afraid that this will be very fucking cringy

Not as fucked as you think you are. She won't mind, you know, depending on how bad it is. post pics.

Fuck her right in the pussy.

why do you have a phimosis at 18 anyway?

because I was a lazy cunt and never took care of it

Just try to set the mood first, and do it in a dimly-lit room so she doesn't notice. You got this op

not going to post my dick on fucking Sup Forums

trips demand it OP do it faggot!

Dick pics don't get carried on the same way tits do. Ive posted mine several times on here. No ones got it.

do you never jerk off???

fuckin you on my shelf
quickly
fucking you till cum down
your pussy
after all this screeching
I'll be needing stitches

I know just feels gay showing my dick to some random guys on the internet

its not gay if the balls dont touch

you know you can fap with a phimosis right?

are you doing it right?

I'm fucking cumming of course I do it right

you're supposed to pull the foreskin all the way back

post your dick you fagget

well I can't do that now can I

and no fapping is just fucking stroking your dick till you cum

Go for it dude!

Lube will help loads for you, make sure she is really wet and your be good.

hot or not?

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see, if you pulled your foreskin back regularly, the phimosis would go away

Not true when scarred it ll just make it worse.

>googles phimosis
kek
you sad sorry son of a bitch

go to the doctor dude
theres creams for that

I know but she want's to come to me tomorrow no time for stretching

Don't be a bitch, everyone here has seen at least one dick before, your diseased microcock isn't gonna be anywhere near special enough to be remembered

well, tough luck man

i had phimosis when i was younger, extreme wanking made it go away

Lube man thats all your need!

>complains of being a kissless virgin
>making excuses as to remain one

I also have phimosis OP and as long as you use lube or condoms there's no problem, unless you know, she doesn't like it
There are some exercises and shit for stretching and you can do them in like 30 min

my dick is quite big actually

How BIG?

>exercises
it's called jerking off

20 cm or for amerifucks I think it's 7.8 inch?

Also OP don't tell her you have phimosis, it sounds like a terminal disease, say some shit like 'I can't pull my foreskin all the way back'

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What's up with the ded chick?

don't know just found that pic a while ago

good idea

Under dead chicks??

Where at?

OP here I also have a massive foot fetish do you guys think it would be a good idea to grab her feet while fucking or some shit like that?

don't remember

I have phimosis aswell. How the fuck do i get rid of it easily? Does it hurt if you pull back too hard?

you have to either go to the doc or stretch it every day and I think you need to get a special creme so that it doesn't leave scars

top fucking kek

Google phimosis stretching exercises, if it hurts you fucked up

the solution is fucking jerking you hard cock till it goes away
just fap your malformed hard cock till you cum buckets all over your sexy body

She's kinda erotic. Her and her meaty pussy...

>kinda erotic

you sick fuck!

Get her to take you to her place. Go back later and leave a note on her boyfriend's car that says she's cheating.

don't commit to anything and you'll come out okay
make sure you don't get or allow her to get emotionally attached.
this is sex, nothing more.
way to go faggot
you're about to fuck your first slut.
don't disappoint us.

Don't know about that her boyfriend is pretty buff
he could probably break my fucking bones or some shit

Given the evidence, there is a good chance that you may in fact be gay

A chick did this to me, led me on for a month, and when I'm dtf she dropped the bombshell so I fucked her at her place she shared with her boyfriend and tied the condom and put it in his shaving bag. Fuck that bitch.

I'm not a fucking faggot thank you very much