Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums.

You know what's cooler than a million dollars?

Suicide?

Sacking Jerusalem?

Banesposting

You?

ice cold

one million points

YOU

a million dollars and a blowjob

kek

million dollar extreme

lifting

Dubs

a million dead jews.

Fucking Jessica Biel on a daily basis?

true love

Two million dollars

Superman chose right. I mean, who cares about a wheelbarrow full of money or an X-wing when you can just fly around and punch stuff? I'm pretty sure you'd never have a problem getting a girlfriend either.

THE ICE AGE

Yeah but I feel like there's a burden of responsibility with being Superman, like everyone would fucking hate you if you could do literally anything and then their mom still died of cancer or whatever because that means you chose not to do anything
An X-Wing could be reverse engineered to advance the human race, or at least the country you choose to give it to, literally thousands of years
Thinking the big picture though, true love is not just the worst choice, it's actually horrifically selfish

Being possessed?

i'd still pick true love

nothing

true capekino

literally only plebs hate it