Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do???

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Shoot him in the cock with an anti-tank sniper rifle

Offer him a cup of coffee, and ask if he has a moment to sit down. Talk about where a good direction to invest a new stock portfolio would be.

Not this, that would be rude.

>anti-tank sniper rifle

Tell him a joke
>pic related

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

Grab him by the pussy

>bedroom
>not house
>not apartment

underage, living at home with mommy detected.

Ask him for a small loan of 20 million dollars

ask if i can be secretary of energy and follow that question with the reasoning behind my making america great again if i can control her energy policies.

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Screech as loud as I can and stare at him unmoving until he leaves.

Build a wall.

Point out numerous examples of his economic theories being applied in the past where they have failed miserably.
Then high five him for all that hilarious racist and misogyny shit.

You'd be facing the same way?

Waterboard him.

The only thing worse than newfags is double baiters. KYS yourself my friend

Offer him my world famous prostate massage.... with my dick....

Obviously I'm about to get raped, murdered or most likely both.

A billionaire president-elect would not acknowledge a nobody piece of shit like me unless I'm about to suffer immensely for his pleasure.

Fuckin kek autism