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night.

>the designer pants im looking are out of stock in size 28-28 (manlet sizes) but have every other size in stock

hmm gets the almonds cooking for sure.

UK real wage growth hits two-year low

aha janny gonna HEEM you now my son

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Don't know why Blur were as popular as they were. Don't mind em but still

>tfw used to live in a 5 million pound apartment
>currently live in a 9 bed house share paying 90 quid a week
Absolutely hate growing up

Disgusting

>designer pants

imagine being this bent

If you wouldn't have sex with that you are most certainly bent

would

black women look like men.

no they don't

bit bent mate 2bh

You're objectively wrong you poof

This

Today's to do list:

Download Dan Carlin's new Common Sense podcast episode, transfer it onto mp3 player
Collect any (You)s I get from this post
Do dishes, wipe down kitchen
Put dirty laundry in
Make lamb kebab sarnie with mint sauce
Eat sarnie while watching new episode of New Girl (and update iphone calendar to include future episodes of Impractical Jokers and New Girl)
Take clean laundry out
Vacuum flat
Put more dirty laundry in
Shave off massive beard and 'tash and siddies with clippers
Shower
Shave whiskers off with shaving soap and safety razor
Go to shop and put £20 on electricity key
Get £20 out of cash machine for mate who I owe £20
Come home
Take clean laundry out
Get comfy with mini muffins and hot chocolate and stuff
Start a new game of Empire: Total War
Play until bedtime

Won't be seeing you again today lads. Have a good one.

ok then benders

gf has been saying she is having her period since last Friday

didn't even get sex on Valentines Day

starting to doubt her now desu

She's still waiting for DaChadquan's cum to drop down lad, he pumped it pretty far up there and it'd be awkward for it to come tumbling all the way down onto your little todger one night

Paul and Gary

the lads

>didn't even get sex on Valentines Day

ugh why are pigs so entitled

my dog growls whenever she sees a black person

>Underwater LED Lights for Boats

have had it up to here with billionaires

...

very racist mate

you ought to report her to the police

>gif
fuck off

it's not racist because she's black herself

*deploys the spunk in your nan's fanny*

I was gonna fuck off anyway.

SHALL HEEM THE FIRST MICK RUNT I SEE

Shan't heem the first mick runt I see

the dude abides

sounds like a busy day lad

> heeming micks
You may as well be reeming hicks, you dumb mick.

i wonder if moving interstate for uni instead of staying at home would have molded me into a man i never became or just broken me that much faster

enjoyed the use of language in this post

TAPPA THA MARNIN TAY YA

attention everyone: i am still VERY gay

who studying at QUT here

i'll fucking heem any of you i see

>approrpriating our memes

meet me irl bet u wont be a tough man

>designer pants
for what purpose?

>studying at QUT
wouldn't bother heeming you, life already took care of that

Alri Griffith

>I live in Queensland

all australians should be killed

*kicks you while you're down*

ban....KAI

bang out of order mate thats bang out of order

ka................

mine did too. I carried treats with me on walks. when I saw black people, I actually explained the situation, and asked them to help me out by giving the dog some treats. It sort of worked, she doesn't bark/growl at blacks anymore. but now she likes black people and will pull whoever walks her up to blacks to try to get treats.

hmm

*kicks you in the nuts super hard*

mate

should have gotten every single person you met to give her treats
youve just made her a reverse racist

did a year abroad and it made my anxiety almost non existent
just revealed even deeper problems though
you can't win

Be honest lads.

If you saw me (pic related) on the streets, what would you do?

run away

*rests his head on your shoulder*

me..........

cry

*forces your head*

Ah yes, the NEET

*resists*

fuck are you doing cunt

really want a boyfriend

don't really want a boyfriend

>Football headers 'linked to brain damage'

LOL

Hmmm....

...

ha............

*bites your earlobe*

going to watch skins again and pretend im sid except i don't ignore cassie

:'(

me..............

I wouldn't be bothered if I saw any of you lads in my neighbourhood. You're alright.

life

>tfw I was always too scared to head the ball
sissy brit boys win again

Not much gets past you mate.

assume that he's a harmless latino hipster, unless I actually get a good look at him.

Gonna make love

> Latino

got a theory that black activism and aggressive hip-hop turned black people into the violent racist criminals they are today.

they seemed pretty chilled out when they all had was jazz, soul and blues and didn't have radical groups.

rekindling the fire

eating a fish finger sandwich

being neet leeching off parents > being dead > working hard just to barely get by

watching some bent runt eat his fish sandwich

might heem him later

I ate your mum out last night too

please stop posting him :'(

literally the same images in the same order for 3 days in a row now

HA

...

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how about you just stop replying and ignore it you fucking idiots

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Why can't YOU get a job?

and then i chundered everywhar

deleted a lot of my memes last night because i realized that they're just abstract gimmicks that probably don't even get a chuckle here

t. disguised mobile phone mast poster, D.C Harry Batt poster, Henry VIII poster, Richard III poster and bankersbonusesposter

Please stop

*porks you*

that was when we tamed them

now they're full nigger tier

ban canadians