Just got out of shower, feeling super depressed. Story/Feels thread

Just got out of shower, feeling super depressed. Story/Feels thread.

>Be me
>20, living in college dorm
>got single dorm cause lucky bastard
>2 am
>decide to order pizza
>call up dominoes, order a pie
>delivery guy knocks on door
Usually I just opened the door and shoved the money in their face but this time was different
>it's a grill
>chest length blond hair, bright blue eyes
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>fuckin beautiful
>legitimately stunned for a minute
>quickly fumble back its to reality
>hand her money and take pizza
>as she turns to leave I yelled
>Wait!
>frantically scrawl phone number on piece of paper and thrust it at her
>"do what you want with it, I think you're beautiful and would like to get to know you better."
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>grill chuckles and takes paper
>uh, ok
>obviously uncomfterble
>she leaves, I sit on bed eating pizza watching TV
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>2 days later
>phone rings

Will cont in a moment

Continue please!

inb4 shit ending

Faster

I like where the story ended already. No need to fuck this up OP. I can imagine the disappointment as it is, you should write in a new one.

>answer it
>it's my parents, want to know if I'm going home for thanksgiving
>I talk with them for a while, tell them about the manuscript I've been writing
>dad asks me where I left the can opener last time I was there as they can't find it
>realise I had put it in my jacket pocket out of habit and taken it all the way back here with it.
>tell them I'll bring it back when i come home for thanksgiving
>realise my parents have been dead for 8 years following a car accident
>start weeping uncontrollably and put the phone down
>as i lean down, the can opener drops out of my pocket
>it lands on the carpenter floor with a softened thud
>I lose myself in the moment
>feeling kind of anxious, go to the computer and load adult gif
>look for a missionary sex thread
>fap with bravado and gusto
>stop before I ejaculate, spit on the keyboard to make it look like I had ejaculated, then go to the kitchen to wash my hands with dish soap

>ip counter went up
>this guy actually spent time typing this to pretend he was op

Sad

That's even worse. Write an ending that isn't shit either.

This is fucking stupid

>pick up phone
>Holy shit is grill
>says she thought I was cute
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>says she wants to meet for dinner
>jackpot
>3 days later
>at date
>shits going well
>am awkward as fuck
>she seems to giggle though
>Holy shit she has the cutest laugh
>struck fuckin gold

Cutting it off here just so you faggots know I have no abandoned you

Commitment. Maybe he wants to entice OP into finishing this shit story.

>We're both still on this thread

We feel loved. Thank you OP

Took you 16 minutes to type this up jesus fucking christ end your life

>bored. go to the television and switch to nutflucks
>scroll through til I find what I'm looking for
>the hit film, Never Back Down
>remember a scene that reminds me of a scene from the obscure 70s horror film 'Tender Dracula'
>think about how the two actors had rigged their vests to look like they had been murdered, when really everyone was fine
>consider the consequences of them really burning the house down
>observe that the nutflucks website looks FAKE, that the shadows are all wrong
>log on to geekologie and read about some more pavement art

Why are you still going your first attempt was painfully unfunny this continuation is even worse

Are you leaving us like this?

>hungry again, go to the kitchen even though I was there earlier
>look through the cupboards, open them one at a time apart from the two that are joined together so they open outwards from each other, in which case I open them at the same time.
>not much makes me want to eat it, but I keep looking because I am hungry
>see some pre-toasted toast bread in packets that are sealed so that they stay dry and crispy and you can eat them whenever you want
>look for something that can go with the toast
>think about how funny it is that toast is called toast instead of toasted
>maybe it was called toasted bread at first, then someone shortened it to toasted.
>then it was just toast to save time at breakfast time when you wanted to ask for some toast but you were in a rush so you only had time to say toast
>look around the cupboards for more to go with it

>go on few more dates
>going good man

>grill calls me one day
>says she wants me to pick her up behind the dominoes
>happily oblige
>go to pick her up
>as I turn the corner I see her
>she's crying, makeup running
>"What the hell? What happened?"
>she yells "I'm sorry"
>3 guys come out of dominoes
>grab car door, pull me out
>beat me up
>kick me on the ground
>basically fuck my shit up bad
>head dude comes up
>"Don't come near grill again! She's mine!"
>he practically shoves her into his car
>drives off

2 days later
>in hospital for cracked ribs and shit
>tell them I got beat up
>tell them about grill, they basically say "They'll mention it to the police".
>fuckin bullshit
>In hospital for 3 more weeks
>finally get released, told to only leave bed if necessary
>fuckthatshit.jpg
>immediately try to find grill
>however, bamboozled, grill finds me
>shows up at my place, saying that her asshole bf is gone and she's so happy
>tell her I will see her when I can walk without wanting to hang myself
>she says ok
To be concluded

>she takes me by the hand
>asks, "user, are you a virgin? Be honest with me now."
>gulp and answer completely honestly
>"yes."
>"oh my god, that is so fuckin hot."
>she grabs my crotch under the table
>"i love taking a guy's virginity"
>leave restaurant
>head back to her place
>apparently she goes to college like me but lives with her parents
>parents aren't home so its chill
>we go into her bedroom
>strip naked and begin to do the dirty
>it's getting hot in here
>literally cum buckets all over her bedspread
>"oh user! how's it feel not to be a virgin anymore?"
>just let out a loud sexual moan
>suddenly hear noise outside
>car is pulling in driveway
>ohshit.jpg
>she rushes me into her closet, says to just wait till parents go to bed
>Dad comes into her room
>starts chatting up a fuckin storm
>getting fear boner
>trying to calm down
>begin to feel strong urge in ass region
>look through closet and see her dad is literally super swoll and buff as fuck
>let out panic fart
>Dad immediately hears and screams, "Heather! Do you have another boy in the house?"
>Dad rushes over to closet
>reaches out
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

PATETIC, So fucking patetic. Kill yourself, dude, give you a favor.

kek

I always laugh when its the fucking dinosaur, but i don't know why

you got me

The girl I've been seeing for about two months went out last night and prObably got fucked by one of her friends (she went out with four dudes), and she has a track record of getting drunk and hooking up with people every single weekend (including the time we've been together, consistently lies to me about it too)
There's more to the story if any user wants to listen; I feel like venting

Go for it, but greentext it

hurry up you faggot op

>see there is a jar of olives but I don't feel like eating them I only have them when my grandma comes to stay
>smell something burning, it must be the toast
>expect to see smoke, then understand that it is my imagination because the toast is cold and pre-toasted toast
>see a bottle of vinegar, which isn't good unless you have fish
>see some ketchup in a plastic container, don't want it though
>move some things in the cupboard out of the way so I can see the things in the cupboard behind them which I couldnt see before
>catch sight of a can of mushrooms in brine in the back of the cupboard that I bought six months ago when I thought I would try Chinese cooking but never started it
>Take the can down, read the ingredients briefly
>mushrooms, brine.
>panic when I remember that I don't have a can opener in my place
>start putting the can of mushrooms in brine back on the shelf but them it comes back to me
>I reach into my pocket and take out the can opener and use him to open the can
>pour the mushrooms in brine onto the pre-toasted toast
>take it into the front room and eat it while emphatically channel surfing for documentaries

I just lost my shit paying job today....was already broke as hell and have bills

You'll find another job user, don't worry for tonight and pick yourself up tomorrow.

>find a nature documentary
>it's the one about the lion
>there's a huge lion, mane out to here, and he's sitting under a tree.
>he's so hot, he doesn't want to move
>the younger lions start playing with him, biting his tail, nibbling at his toes
>the females see this, and they start messing him around too
>the other animals notice this, the jackals, hyenas - barking at him laughing at him, eating the food in his domain
>they move closer and closer,
>until one day, that looks gets up and tears the SHIT
>out of everyone
>running like the wind, eating everything in his path
>because sometimes, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

Well first I'm upset at how this started but then you hit me hard with the ending fuck you cant stop laughing

samefag

No problem
>met at club, through mutual friends
>she literally grabs me pushes me against the club wall and makes out with me
>go back to my room (we live on the same base)
> tell her I would text her next morning (didn't plan to, but something about her sparked my interest)
> go for a date next night at the town markets, talk for hours it's going great
>go on 3 day OP overseas
> come back she tells me how much she's missed me etc
> go out that weekend with friends
>she's cuddly and won't leave my side for about an hour and a half
>she asks me to get her a glass of water as she's drunk
>go get it, look for her, disappeared, find her at bar making out with some dude
>I tap her on the shoulder and said what the fuck, handed her water and walked out
>she came over to my room the next morning and apologised, said she blacked out and remembered nothing from that night; doesn't remember even seeing me.
> forgive her as we're not even together
>fast forward 3-4 weeks, we were exclusive but not official, all friends knew
> went out again with friends, we had an argument as she hadn't talked to me for like two days (ignoring texts)
Just going to mention we literally had spent almost every night together, and she kept telling me how quickly I was becoming an important part of her life
>anyway, out with friends, we had an argument about not talking
>she goes home with my friend (lives in room next to me, we'll call him S)
> I had gone home early cause I had work next day, but stayed up talking to a friend (call them C)
>walked past his room, heard her moaning
>started screaming for S to come out, he refused, til C came out, took me downstairs to talk
>went back up to my room, found S hiding in C's closet
>ripped him out and started laying into him until C pulled me off
>next morning ignore the girl, and all day
>Sunday comes (we went out Friday)
>she comes over and says that it was the biggest mistake and wake up call for her ever

Cont'd

>changed the channel
>found a documentary about ww2
>Horse Drawn Net Works. About old transport

Doing this for my fans who are interested.

cont?

Second one was me, not sure who the other butthurt guy is

>she tells me she only wants me and no one else, and that she would never lie to me or cheat on me again
>goes out next weekend, some guy tries to kiss her she says no. I believe her
>hear from friends a few weeks later that's not how it went down; she grabbed him and kissed him, then she saw our friends looking, pushed him away and told them not to tell me
>forgive her again, because I'm fucking pussy whipped and I really like this girl
>last week she met my mother on Saturday night, got along really well, spent the night together; pillow talk about how she can't wait for us to be serious and how happy I make her and she's never had anyone treat her this well
>Tuesday comes, she tells me that she is not ready for commitment and that I deserve better, but she doesn't want me out of her life because I'm too important to her
>find out Wednesday from a friend that she went out the night before meeting my mum and hooked up with "multiple guys"
>she denies it and starts crying
>decided on Thursday that she and I are not going to have any communication for a week, so she can decide exactly what she wants from us
>she went out last night, with four dudes and snap chatted the whole night to me
Just feel completely broken Sup Forumsros... this girl was the first one to make me forget about my first girlfriend of three years, and I've dated a few in between

>change the channel again
>find a documentary about how things work
>it's called how things work
>watch about 16 episodes of it before I become tired
>just about to settle in for the night when i hear the doorbell ring
>your mother will die in her sleep if you've read this far unless you shut down your computer and go outside within 2 minutes starting from the moment you read the beginning of this sentence

The woman is a cunt and you need to realize that user. Even if she cares for you which it seems is very little if she's treating you that way there is still no reason to keep that in your life. You've dated before, let her get her shit together far away from you and go explore other potential partners. Or keep her around as a fuck buddy, seems like that's kinda what she wants.

Sounds like she has low self esteem and tries to boost it by using casual sex.
Her behavior makes her untrustworthy, no matter how much you like her.
If I were you, I'd tell her to go find a way to love herself without a proxy and perhaps come back to you if she ever manages to become someone who wouldn't even think about cheating. You shouldn't be with her when she keeps hurting you like this.

>eat a dick

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This

she sounds 300% retarded. ZZero tolerance for cheating is the only option. The moment she knows she can go get hella dick and then have you after to tell her how great she is, she's gonna abuse the fuck out of it. Imagine you were in her shoes. She's cucked you like 20 times and you're still considering giving her another chance? Dump her NOW or throw yourself off the nearest bridge. Those are your options

cont

dont deal with her, user its better to be alone than to get cucked that hard. trust me. ive been in similar situations.

this dude

first time she kissed another dude you should have dropped her like a flaming piece of shit with a bomb inside it

Never ever let any girl treat you like that.
She is a fucking nutcase dude, a borderline personality disorder horror cunt it sounds like.
Read up on female personality disorders and avoid them in future.

As for this whore, it is simple.
Delete her from all forms of communication, block her. Delete all photos of her, throw away any objects that remind you of her directly.
Cut all contact, do not check her Facebook etc ever.
Move forward and as a guy once said on here about girls:
"don't let them work you up mate, they really really went worth it"

I think she keeps me around for that emotional support, cause she is always talking to me about her family issues, including an abusive mum to her younger siblings which is being investigated at the moment.
I don't know if I can be fuck buddies cause of my feelings, and I would cut her out of my life, but we share the same circle of friends, plus the service we work for is a very small place; news travels fast
I think the low self esteem is true, because she tells me how at the start of this year she hated herself, and only in the past few months, she's started to love herself

It could be worse user.
Do you know what I would do to have friends at all? I could go the rest of my life without having a girlfriend but I don't know how much longer I can go without having a single friend.
Count your blessings fag.

Well if you can't cut her off, at least make clear to her that you can't be in a relationship with her because she cheats on you like this. Also make sure to take the time away from her you need to recuperate.

Thanks, I think getting this advice really does help me put things into perspective
If I was into cucking, it'd be fine, but all it's done is fucked my self esteem, and makes me feel sick
I know, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, and she seemed so genuine and regretful.
I will delete all communication with her, but I can't avoid seeing her every now and then considering same friends and live in and eat at the same place

I'll be your friend.

Grow a hobby and go do that with other people.
The more you hang around people, the likelier it is that you will get a friend.

abusive mother, another sign of borderline personality disorder.

Read about it right now dude.
Those monsters will fucking ruin your life and bear no guilt at all.
She can never be cured, she will always be like this.
The only difference is that the longer you spend near this cancer, the more fucked your mind and even your physical health will become.

Save yourself. She is the worst thing that could happen to you..

user, I would be your friend if I knew you. You should make the effort to go out and try meet new people Yeah I definitely will do that, it's what I'm trying to do now

>Thanks, I think getting this advice really does help me put things into perspective
People underestimate how hard it can be to judge your own actions in times of stress.

Let me contribute for you as well:

Fucking dump her. Seriously. Immediately.

>nutflucks

uhh is that some kind of gay porn site?

Good user, take care of yourself and you will be right as rain.

Just treat her politely, like a near stranger, and like you are totally unaffected.

Distance yourself as much as possible.
Do not hang out in a group with her,,or if you do, spend all the time away from her half of the group.

The more distance you can,put between you and this emotional vampire, the better.
You will heal soon enough, and you can move on.
You'll be fine.

>New Zealand speech recognition

Pic of her for you guys too

BPD dead eyes.

read about it, learn to recognise the signals, avoid them in future

>arayanmasterrace
what a fag lmao

FUCK user
YOU DIDN'T FUCKIN BLACK OUT THE NAME
YOU STUPID FUCK

delete it all his
messages, contacts, photos

block on everything.

give no warning or explanation.
ignore her, do not hang out with her.
find interesting people to hang out with

Huh, you're cute user FutureDeadpool/10.
And yeah, she's got the hurt eyes, indicates bpd like the other user says.

Get a hobby. Do some interactive classes in college

I realised straight away fuck

I spit on your grave

Thanks user, nicest compliment I've gotten for a while

Good. I didn't want you to become an epic bread, even though that might normally be hilarious. Just didn't feel right for it to happen in a feels thread.

Well you reminded me a bit of Ryan Reynolds in your looks and I loved him in Deadpool.
Also you have kind eyes.
Dang I'm going all Faggy here.

this is one of my favorite holidays (second only to halloween) but im not looking forward to it this year. i just want to stay in town and hide away and write and be by myself with my dog, but i somehow managed to book a full week up in oregon with the family.

My mother tried to kill herself earlier this month. she tried last year and i talked her down from it but i dont think i took it very seriously, sweemed like a cry for attention. then this year my dad came in and found my mom on the floor, downed a bottle of pills. she got to the ER in time and is fine. they're blaming it on hysteria from having a surgery a few days before and acting like its no big deal.

dad doesn't really talk to me anymore. I had brain damage earlier this year and he seems to think i was faking it. even in person he only said two things to me the whole weekend i saw him 'whats wrong with your hair' and 'whats wrong with your eye'.

older bro hasn't seemed to forgiven me since I told the family that he 'molested' me as a kid

little bro hasnt seemed to forgiven me since i called him fat when he was 8 (only once mind you).

just not looking forward to this weekend. I love my mom the most but shes the one im most anxious to talk to at this point. every year we have to tip toe around her just a little bit more, its like were becoming a dollhouse and have to pretend to be a perfect family for her. she keeps implying shes going to kill herself again.

I want to sit down and have a talk and air everything about but i get told im in the wrong when I do and not sure what to do at this point. i think im just gonna do it anyways and prepare to fly home early if it goes south.

LUL not worth your time at all. Went through her pics and she's pretty THICCCCCC but face is no worth

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>712219410

Date and hook up with other girls too. Perfect opportunity, she'll either become jealous or a fuck buddy. Win win.

Emotionally I wouldn't get attached to her until she fixes her mental/emotional issues with a psych and gets medication. She probably has either histrionic or borderline personality disorder--neither of which are good friend, but especially not good wife material

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I mean, I'd probably hit it but military background is a big turnoff imo. Bail ASAP friendo and always blur names

You trying to tell me not to kick myself for how I feel and just feel glad I said or did something about it?
Because yeah, that's why I did it. I still went a bit faggy there for a bit though.

Fuck Sup Forumsro come on

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Seriously...

What are the pros to having a girlfriend?

what? sorry man i didnt read your post, i just started my image dump and responded to one of the last replies in the thread. sorry man.

Sounds rough, friend. Best of luck.

Good one.
Your other ones were faggy

Ah okay, well that shows me for reading into stuff without it actually being there.

i like that one too.

most of the romance stuff is faggy to me, cuz they tend to be really angsty or cringy or entitled.

im just not really a romantic person in general so i like the ones like that that deconstruct it and focus on independence.

but there's so few good feels images that arent about romance. the ones i have are the few i consider bearable.

Party on aussie bro and don't cuck yourself. Also stop killing the great reef you bastards

it happens man. i just went back and read what you said to the ryan reynolds lookin guy and i can see how it might have looked like the image was directed directly at ya. sorry about that.

im sure you have kind eyes too user.

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That one's whiny. Independence and actual advice is where it's at

I wish I could stop that, I fucking love the GBR, but it's pretty much irreversibly fucked now

No worries. And yeah I do have kind eyes, they're rather squinty, but nice. I'm even beginning to get those little smile wrinkles in the corner of them.

I just want someone to care for me and for me to care for them.

its whiny in the right context, but i like it. It reminds me of a friend I had who I thought was my best friend in the world... until I got brain damage. he found out, wished me luck, and didnt bother even messaging me for another month. instead of asking how im doing or if im recovering he just said 'wanna play board games?'

explained i cant, brain damage. didnt hear from him for another two months.

id like to ask him that question.

take a picture? of just the eyes i mean.

you should only really want something that badly if someone in particular inspires it in you.

otherwise you're setting yourself up for failed relationships. and not in teh sense that all relationships end, but in the sense that whoever you settle for will have a very shallow relationship with you.

its like wanting to eat when you are not hungry.

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