Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums,

Long story short, I own a fuck ton of NES games (and a flash cart to play every game I don't own physically). I'm a really drunk degenerate (tranny), and I'm bored as fuck. What should I play? Will post tits if we come to a solid agreement on a game to play.

I'd prefer something a little less known, but hey, you decide Sup Forums. That's why I'm here, right?

Russian Roulette you filthly tranny freak

Russian Roulette is a SNES game.

Was gonna say legend of zelda a link to the past but dk if you have it

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Y'know if I could go back and play any of the NES games I had growing up, it would be The Mafat Conspiracy, the sequel to Golgo-13.

Silver surfer if you have it

Splatterhouse for the Famicom my favorite game. I'm also a drunk that's has a huge retro game collection and I date a tranny.

Ghosts and Ghouls

No fucking argument needed.

if you have it nightshade is best game. or tmnt tournament fighter original. two favorite games i long to own

I do have it, but that's a SNES game.

Which one?

That's one I haven't heard of. Now we're getting somewhere...

I have every NES game.

Never played the NES version. Is it decent? And thanks! You should see the SNES collection lol

that terrible wizard of oz game. Or ET.

Play NES test.

Battletoads

:^)

Harvest moon if that was available for the nes, else Marble madness, pictionary, takeshi's challenge

You have Robin Hood, Wright?

Battle toads. You will never beat it. I've been trying for years literally.

I wasn't lying op here is some of my shit

Mafat Conspiracy is a side-scrolling action game with occasional first person mazes. Like I said it's a sequel but you don't need to have played Golgo 13 first. If you pick it, look up all the maps online because the 1st person sections are frustrating and long.

>takeshi's challenge
I have beaten this before actually, but it is a good game for when you're drunk, I must admit.

Come on guys! Group consensus here.

I change my vote
Post naked webm playing this.

I have beaten it. It just takes repetition. However, 2 players in that game? Now *that* is impossible.

This.

Play original Final Fantasy.
Party of pure black mages.

More

pengu-kun wars is another fun one. probly will piss a drunk dude off tho.

Already have a black mage journal going, so I could..

Battletoads

>She's gonna take you back to the past
>And shove her filthy dick in your ass
>She's gonna have a giant load
>At the ready to pump in your rear
>She'll even eat your rotten asshole
>Like a oldschool drunk and down it with beer

Op I'm telling you splatterhouse for the famicom it fucking rocks

Op seriously stop beating around the bush so I can see the tits and cawk. Also play final fantasy.

Anticipation is a good one,
Better with friends tho

Okay. Here is my SNES stuff.

Second >final fantast
also >those tits

you better be hot

Just play river city random on hard and fuck yourself everyone you die

I will post tits if we come to a consensus here. This was agreed upon, faggot.

What kind of a faggot has an NES and doesn't already have Ghost'N'Goblins or Megaman 3 ready to go

kirby advendure
>long as fuck
>fun
>dat music


no need for pic op but if u found it useful...you know :)

Xenophobe is also fun

OP here and no. No it isn't. It's impressive that it has split screen though.

This game

Both of those are in the picture, not to mention a flash cart. You're either retarded or not paying attention.

This game is the best

Must admit, that's pretty adorable.

>retarded or not paying attention
This is Sup Forums; it could be both.
Also, tossing in another vote for Final Fantasy.

What's the point in bringing up that you have tits and dick if you refuse to show them unless people on b agree on something? You're literally asking the impossible. I mean fuck, when I trapped for 2 years on b way back then even I knew that.

T&C Surf Designs...

Or this

Luckily for you, I'm leaning on Splatterhouse. Willing to post tits now.

OP here and I fucking *love* Gimmick! It's hard as they come though.

Contra or Double Dragons

Cute perky tits. Mad jelly. Would pinch nips/12.

Show panty bulge

Or this one

Underrated post

Play stadium events, or NWC gold cart

Except real trannies can't ejaculate. Or even get hard... Years of estrogen has destroyed my genitals. That's what I'm trying to say

Changed my mind.

How old are you?
When did you start hormones?

Play. m.u.l.e. or shatterhand

Thank you I love tranny tittys. It's my favorite game trust me you will like it.
Op where do you live cause honestly you sound like my ideal girl.

Drinker, retro collector, and tranny
I've been looking for that my whole life

I'm 24 and I started at 19

I live in Missouri.

Is that a Nintendo Seal of Quality tat..?

If you're real drunk, then play Nintendo World Cup or River City Ransom.

But you're not very drunk, so whatever.

Do you pass?

I'm about 2 shots away from the vomit train, I'd say. So however drunk that is.

play color a dinosaur bitch

SUPER SPRINTTTTTTTTTTTT

Dam I'm in Ohio. Let's see a face pic op here is me tell me what you think

Congrats on ruining your disgusting body

Faxanadu

You HAVE to play Mortal Kombat 1. Its trump approved.

lmao I'm sorry if I come across as insensitive or disrespectful, but I think you're just fucking with us. You just have fat breasts but there's nothing tranny about you

Lesser known? How about Mendel Palace. Fun to play while drunk or stoned.

MK1

oh wait. I see what's going on here. my bad

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (theme music plays)

That's not OP, shit wit. Just some desperate user trying to fuck a tranny since he can't get a real girl.

double dragon, prolly the only decent NES game leaving out SMB, Contra and Zelda

river city ransom

what part of Missouri?

Here is my Nintendo tat

I look like this.

Thanks, user-kun!

I'm from MO as well. Was just wondering, nvm.

Yes, yes it is.

OP, Play mk1.

degenerate

You idiots *do* realize that's not an NES game, right..?

Pleeeeease?

>degenerate
I mean.. I said that in the OP post. You could at least post something original. Insult my heavy drinking problem! That's a weak point :D

See

play sky kid. an old, old NES game from my early childhood (1986). it is brutal and unforgiving.

degenerate

Dam girl let me drive out from Ohio and by you a drink and we can play some vids and get drunk

TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project

I can see it there, sort of. The labels a bit torn up, but it's one of my favorites.

Mortal Kombat 1 OP!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

See

Gun.smoke. always Gun.smoke.

You'd have to fight my boyfriend for it. Don't worry though, he won't try very hard, I'm sure.