Long story short, I own a fuck ton of NES games (and a flash cart to play every game I don't own physically). I'm a really drunk degenerate (tranny), and I'm bored as fuck. What should I play? Will post tits if we come to a solid agreement on a game to play.
I'd prefer something a little less known, but hey, you decide Sup Forums. That's why I'm here, right?
Wyatt Jenkins
Russian Roulette you filthly tranny freak
Jaxson Flores
Russian Roulette is a SNES game.
Brandon Barnes
Was gonna say legend of zelda a link to the past but dk if you have it
Evan Gutierrez
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Robert Powell
Y'know if I could go back and play any of the NES games I had growing up, it would be The Mafat Conspiracy, the sequel to Golgo-13.
Hudson Jenkins
Silver surfer if you have it
Benjamin Gonzalez
Splatterhouse for the Famicom my favorite game. I'm also a drunk that's has a huge retro game collection and I date a tranny.
Ethan Jenkins
Ghosts and Ghouls
Kayden Nguyen
No fucking argument needed.
Lucas Cooper
if you have it nightshade is best game. or tmnt tournament fighter original. two favorite games i long to own
Oliver Rodriguez
I do have it, but that's a SNES game.
Which one?
That's one I haven't heard of. Now we're getting somewhere...
I have every NES game.
Never played the NES version. Is it decent? And thanks! You should see the SNES collection lol
Austin Wright
that terrible wizard of oz game. Or ET.
Logan Bell
Play NES test.
Christopher Ward
Battletoads
:^)
Ethan Gutierrez
Harvest moon if that was available for the nes, else Marble madness, pictionary, takeshi's challenge
Landon Reyes
You have Robin Hood, Wright?
Thomas Martinez
Battle toads. You will never beat it. I've been trying for years literally.
Ian Young
I wasn't lying op here is some of my shit
Landon Jones
Mafat Conspiracy is a side-scrolling action game with occasional first person mazes. Like I said it's a sequel but you don't need to have played Golgo 13 first. If you pick it, look up all the maps online because the 1st person sections are frustrating and long.
Joshua Reyes
>takeshi's challenge I have beaten this before actually, but it is a good game for when you're drunk, I must admit.
Come on guys! Group consensus here.
Jacob Green
I change my vote Post naked webm playing this.
Evan Gray
I have beaten it. It just takes repetition. However, 2 players in that game? Now *that* is impossible.
Colton Russell
This.
Asher Hernandez
Play original Final Fantasy. Party of pure black mages.
Hudson Johnson
More
Thomas Morales
pengu-kun wars is another fun one. probly will piss a drunk dude off tho.
Bentley Wright
Already have a black mage journal going, so I could..
Grayson Flores
Battletoads
Nicholas Lee
>She's gonna take you back to the past >And shove her filthy dick in your ass >She's gonna have a giant load >At the ready to pump in your rear >She'll even eat your rotten asshole >Like a oldschool drunk and down it with beer
Carter Turner
Op I'm telling you splatterhouse for the famicom it fucking rocks
Jason Hill
Op seriously stop beating around the bush so I can see the tits and cawk. Also play final fantasy.
Adrian Torres
Anticipation is a good one, Better with friends tho
Xavier Lee
Okay. Here is my SNES stuff.
Christopher Ramirez
Second >final fantast also >those tits
you better be hot
Easton Anderson
Just play river city random on hard and fuck yourself everyone you die
James Ross
I will post tits if we come to a consensus here. This was agreed upon, faggot.
Robert Sanders
What kind of a faggot has an NES and doesn't already have Ghost'N'Goblins or Megaman 3 ready to go
Ryan Rodriguez
kirby advendure >long as fuck >fun >dat music
no need for pic op but if u found it useful...you know :)
Adrian Clark
Xenophobe is also fun
Nathan Smith
OP here and no. No it isn't. It's impressive that it has split screen though.
Logan Brooks
This game
Ayden Gutierrez
Both of those are in the picture, not to mention a flash cart. You're either retarded or not paying attention.
Josiah Rivera
This game is the best
Charles Sanders
Must admit, that's pretty adorable.
David Hall
>retarded or not paying attention This is Sup Forums; it could be both. Also, tossing in another vote for Final Fantasy.
Daniel Watson
What's the point in bringing up that you have tits and dick if you refuse to show them unless people on b agree on something? You're literally asking the impossible. I mean fuck, when I trapped for 2 years on b way back then even I knew that.
Luke Johnson
T&C Surf Designs...
Ethan Fisher
Or this
Easton Johnson
Luckily for you, I'm leaning on Splatterhouse. Willing to post tits now.
Caleb Sanders
OP here and I fucking *love* Gimmick! It's hard as they come though.
Luis Green
Contra or Double Dragons
Carson Carter
Cute perky tits. Mad jelly. Would pinch nips/12.
Jace Gray
Show panty bulge
Christian Collins
Or this one
Logan White
Underrated post
Isaiah Morgan
Play stadium events, or NWC gold cart
Samuel Anderson
Except real trannies can't ejaculate. Or even get hard... Years of estrogen has destroyed my genitals. That's what I'm trying to say
Jose Green
Changed my mind.
Anthony Perry
How old are you? When did you start hormones?
Hudson Martin
Play. m.u.l.e. or shatterhand
Jeremiah Brooks
Thank you I love tranny tittys. It's my favorite game trust me you will like it. Op where do you live cause honestly you sound like my ideal girl.
Drinker, retro collector, and tranny I've been looking for that my whole life
Evan Gonzalez
I'm 24 and I started at 19
I live in Missouri.
Aiden Jones
Is that a Nintendo Seal of Quality tat..?
Jayden Walker
If you're real drunk, then play Nintendo World Cup or River City Ransom.
But you're not very drunk, so whatever.
Leo Sanchez
Do you pass?
Elijah Butler
I'm about 2 shots away from the vomit train, I'd say. So however drunk that is.
Daniel Peterson
play color a dinosaur bitch
Brandon Gutierrez
SUPER SPRINTTTTTTTTTTTT
Evan Phillips
Dam I'm in Ohio. Let's see a face pic op here is me tell me what you think
Jose Adams
Congrats on ruining your disgusting body
Gavin Carter
Faxanadu
Aiden Powell
You HAVE to play Mortal Kombat 1. Its trump approved.
Jeremiah Walker
lmao I'm sorry if I come across as insensitive or disrespectful, but I think you're just fucking with us. You just have fat breasts but there's nothing tranny about you
Charles Reyes
Lesser known? How about Mendel Palace. Fun to play while drunk or stoned.
Daniel Barnes
MK1
Charles Ward
oh wait. I see what's going on here. my bad
Brody Evans
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (theme music plays)
Wyatt Gray
That's not OP, shit wit. Just some desperate user trying to fuck a tranny since he can't get a real girl.
Mason Jenkins
double dragon, prolly the only decent NES game leaving out SMB, Contra and Zelda
Camden Martin
river city ransom
Mason Nguyen
what part of Missouri?
Christian Hughes
Here is my Nintendo tat
Thomas Brown
I look like this.
Thanks, user-kun!
Jordan Bell
I'm from MO as well. Was just wondering, nvm.
Nicholas Price
Yes, yes it is.
Kevin Hill
OP, Play mk1.
Jonathan Jackson
degenerate
Oliver Powell
You idiots *do* realize that's not an NES game, right..?
Jason Smith
Pleeeeease?
Christian Johnson
>degenerate I mean.. I said that in the OP post. You could at least post something original. Insult my heavy drinking problem! That's a weak point :D
Chase Nguyen
See
John Gomez
play sky kid. an old, old NES game from my early childhood (1986). it is brutal and unforgiving.
Blake Jones
degenerate
Eli Davis
Dam girl let me drive out from Ohio and by you a drink and we can play some vids and get drunk
Noah Lopez
TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project
I can see it there, sort of. The labels a bit torn up, but it's one of my favorites.
John Perez
Mortal Kombat 1 OP!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Henry Lewis
See
Cameron Edwards
Gun.smoke. always Gun.smoke.
Matthew Reyes
You'd have to fight my boyfriend for it. Don't worry though, he won't try very hard, I'm sure.